"The Walking Realism" (Funny Stupid Non-Realism walking dead logic topic)

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  • Those two russians are actually mixed up in Episode 5, thus why the guns are swapped and all.

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    Lee4ever posted: »

    It is basically a fantasy game but when you have Russian's missing with AK's at close range then magically swapping guns between episodes it

  • Staying inside a herd of walkers while your body is full of walker guts and still get bitten.

    REALISMMMMMM------

  • So A Realism Divided and No Going Realism is done. I'll try doing some for the others.

    And gasp! You guessed all my titles XD

    Lehfeels posted: »

    The walking realism "Season 2 edition" -complete set Episode 1 "All that Realisms" Episode 2 "A Realism Divided" Episode 3 "In Realism's Way" Episode 4 "Amid The Realisms" Episode 5 "No Going Realism" We for sure need it

  • Let me add another one; also from BemBiann.

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    Hows this for realism? Credits to BemBiann over on Deviant art. This is easily the best painting of a Walking Dead Character I've ever se

  • edited February 2015

    Very true to bad big choices were sacrificed this season cater to story. Particularly choices made in episode 3 and up.

    • Have the choice of picking out of Jane and Sarah in episode 4. Doesn't matter Jane always lives and Sarah always dies For the sake of story.
    • Find out in episode 1 that Rebecca is keeping a secret of who the father could be from the rest of the group and decide to blackmail her for being a bitch. Doesn't matter Magically everyone knows by episode 2 and you become BFF's with Rebecca out of no where.
    • Saved Nick? Doesn't matter his character says hardly jack shit and dies like a shell of a random 3d model just put there to be there.
    • Shoot walker Rebecca at the end of episode 4 to protect AJ or dont shoot her worried you'll set off the stand off getting a bunch of characters killed. doesn't matter everyone gets saved by magic.
    • Have the option to shoot Mike and take it? nope. In soviet russia Arvo always shoots first.

    I do Agree with what your saying though. Choices in this game are what made S1 one of my best games of all time.

    Sure in Season 1 all choices lead to the same place but what made the choices so great in S1 was the reward you got from them. If you saved Carley or Doug they had so much extra dialogue that you didn't expect them to get killed by Lilly. If you Chopped off Lee's Arm it made saving Clem in quick time events just a bit harder. If you disagreed with Kenny to much it made him your enemy and the game a bit harder. Depending on who you fed at the Inn you saw different sides of peoples characters. If you taught Clem to shoot she saves Molly's ass from getting hurt at Crawford.

    Your right choices are what make the game unique I just hope TTG follows suit with season 1 for season 3 and gives story rewards and differences in story by the choices you make.

    I agree, very questionable and downright appalling goofs did occur... but... The best part of the series wasn't what was going on around

  • The sound files also confuse the two. Buricko's lines are listed under Vitali, and Vitali's lines are listed under Buricko.

    Someone really messed up somewhere in development

    Those two russians are actually mixed up in Episode 5, thus why the guns are swapped and all. writers

  • Do one for Season 1's episodes as well.

    A New Realism

    Starved for Realism

    Long Realism Ahead

    Around Every Realism

    No Realism Left

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    So A Realism Divided and No Going Realism is done. I'll try doing some for the others. And gasp! You guessed all my titles XD

  • Clementine doesn't cry for her dead parents who raised her for 8 years but cries over a guy who she knew for 3 months. And she will still cry for Lee even if you are the biggest dick to her and everyone around you.

    Realism

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator
    edited February 2015

    Alright guys just hear me out here alright

    Look at this picture very closely

    You see something that might stick out to you

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    It's right there see it

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    That's right: this door has handles

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    Everything is right in the world

    These doors have a mechanism for both opening and closing them

    Nothing wrong here

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    Now look at this picture, everything looks good ri-holy MOTHER OF FUCK

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    JESUS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST

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    ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT

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    THERE ARE NO FUCKING HANDLES

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

    HOW DID LEE MANAGE TO GET OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOM IF THERE ARE NO MOTHERFUCKING HANDLES TO OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS

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    holy FUCK

  • "A shovel can never be not useful" to which we never use said shovel in any way again in the entire episode .............. realism

  • I actually forgot their names... oh wel.

    And yeah, or maybe a rewrite.

    Deltino posted: »

    The sound files also confuse the two. Buricko's lines are listed under Vitali, and Vitali's lines are listed under Buricko. Someone really messed up somewhere in development

  • I have tears in my eyes from laughing at "No Realism Left"

    Just because it explains what happened after season 1 and why season 2 came out the way it did!
    XD

    Do one for Season 1's episodes as well. A New Realism Starved for Realism Long Realism Ahead Around Every Realism No Realism Left

  • yup

    JustinCage posted: »

    > Headshots a zombie police officer with a shotgun "HEY! ARE U DED?!?!" "Come on Sam. Let's go find some food!" 5 minutes later "Go find your own food T_T." > Sees legs chopped off "What happened to your legs man?" : o

  • Luke falls in the ice. Bonnie falls in the ice. Both at the same time.

    a little later....

    Clementine falls in the ice.

    Luke saves Clementine then drowns

    Jane picks up Clementine

    Bonnie reached the surface

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  • edited March 2015

    i dont get how bonnie survives if you do break the ice open because luke died and i think if you cover luke they both fall in equal timeline so it would not make sense for bonnie to survive with all that cold water and such

    Luke falls in the ice. Bonnie falls in the ice. Both at the same time. a little later.... Clementine falls in the ice. Luke saves Clementine then drowns Jane picks up Clementine Bonnie reached the surface

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    The door without the handles reminds me of 1 of those japanese doors with no handles and you have to slide them open

    Deltino posted: »

    Alright guys just hear me out here alright Look at this picture very closely You see something that might stick out to you It's

  • because Luke gets attacked by walkers underwater...Bonnie doesn't and is able to reach the surface...maybe Luke inhaled some water by mistake?

    Lehfeels posted: »

    i dont get how bonnie survives if you do break the ice open because luke died and i think if you cover luke they both fall in equal timeline so it would not make sense for bonnie to survive with all that cold water and such

  • Ummm Luke had a gun shot wound right? So maybe that got him a fucked over, plus we all know those walkers can be quite grabby under water. Because of that Bonnie had better chance to swim out I guess. When Clementine's in the water, Luke swims over to save her, but Bonnie just swam for the opening Clem made. If you don't create that opening, they both die I think. So all in all Clem just saves Bonnie's life.

    Lehfeels posted: »

    i dont get how bonnie survives if you do break the ice open because luke died and i think if you cover luke they both fall in equal timeline so it would not make sense for bonnie to survive with all that cold water and such

  • and btw Bonnie comes out sooo late.

    Lehfeels posted: »

    i dont get how bonnie survives if you do break the ice open because luke died and i think if you cover luke they both fall in equal timeline so it would not make sense for bonnie to survive with all that cold water and such

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    and btw Bonnie comes out sooo late.

  • fair enough

    Aerie88 posted: »

    because Luke gets attacked by walkers underwater...Bonnie doesn't and is able to reach the surface...maybe Luke inhaled some water by mistake?

  • Fair enough broski

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Ummm Luke had a gun shot wound right? So maybe that got him a fucked over, plus we all know those walkers can be quite grabby under water. B

  • Of course, you know why all that happened, right?
    Kenny's majestic-godlike beard!
    Everytime she was around him, his beard radiated with power, and it in turn gave her power to do things that were unimaginable.
    Lol!

    But on a serious note, these are the reasons why I felt having Clementine as the PC character in Season 2 didn't work.
    And why it sure as hell won't work in Season 3, that is if she indeed is the PC character for Season 3 as well.
    I mean, who is going to listen to a child?
    That is one of the big reasons, I think, that Lee should've survived Season 1, as he is much more convincing.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    When AJ was born he was completely clean, that isn't how babies look . It should of looked like a little blood soaked alien. Walking acro

  • edited March 2015

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    Mat_Den96 posted: »

    Let me add another one; also from BemBiann.

  • The fact that Carley didn't know that there weren't any batteries in the radio and doesn't know how to use one. I don't know if you classify that under or realism, or just sheer stupidity.

  • okay look at jane's fingers in that picture...

    ...what the fuck is wrong with them. she's only bending the top section!! xD!

  • Ewwwww you're right, hahahaha.

    jules_v_g posted: »

    okay look at jane's fingers in that picture... ...what the fuck is wrong with them. she's only bending the top section!! xD!

  • edited March 2015

    i dont know i got that photo from lilacsbloom i just grabbed it from a convo lilacbloom was having about stupid logic because it said realism

    jules_v_g posted: »

    okay look at jane's fingers in that picture... ...what the fuck is wrong with them. she's only bending the top section!! xD!

  • The animators didn't notice they moved the fingers wrong.

    Lehfeels posted: »

    i dont know i got that photo from lilacsbloom i just grabbed it from a convo lilacbloom was having about stupid logic because it said realism

  • Well thats the least of the problems with season 2

    The animators didn't notice they moved the fingers wrong.

  • Tell me about it...
    haha

    Lehfeels posted: »

    Well thats the least of the problems with season 2

  • Depends on the caliber but even still if it was a .22 it can still kill someone. I know someone that was killed by a .22. Did they even look.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Taking a bullet wound to the chest, and being "fine" with no medical attention. The bullet "must have" passed through... Did anyone check???

  • Dude, dude, I posted this in the thread already XD

  • edited March 2015

    Really? My bad, I didnt see that xD

    Anyways, it's worth posting a second time :D

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Dude, dude, I posted this in the thread already XD

  • Clem is telling joke for Kenny in CWFZ (clearing world from zombies) and they remember old hard days. Funny?

  • Yea when i saw him post this i was like uh deja vu much?

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Dude, dude, I posted this in the thread already XD

  • They never mention the town again because the story got rewritten from Kenny Vs Luke, which was going to take place at the big church you can see.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Sorry I got busy with a few things x_x may as well send these ones while I'm conscious.

  • edited March 2015

    Aren't the rifles .22's?... They still kill you though

    Flog61 posted: »

    But that would surely be counterbalanced by the fact that the Rifle shot would have been far more powerful and damaging purely because it comes from a rifle?

  • Oh don't worry.
    Clem's dad was an engineer.

    It's in her blood. Totally justified now, right? ;)

    Lehfeels posted: »

    Carlos tells clementine they need help with the wind turbine when all they needed to do was insert the key and turn it to turn the turbine off because.... Realism

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