Kenny is love, Kenny is life
I was only 9 years old
I loved Kenny so much, I had all the mullets and hats
I pray to Kenny every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Kenny is love" I say; "Kenny is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kenny
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "You're gonna ride my boat."
He grabs me with his powerful redneck hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Kenny
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Kenny
He screeches something about boats and mustaches as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eyes and says "Fuckin' urbans.''
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
Comments
Lord Shrek is coming to shrekt you for stealing his legend
Why was the dislike button removed again?
oh mah lord
Maaan I don't even...
Hahaha...haha...ha. ;___;
It was awful enough with Shrek. Not to mention the actual videos. Don't ask how I found them. But it's not ogre, it's never ogre, is it?
No way...
On behalf of Brogres everywhere, you have offended me by replacing Shrek with Kenny.
@FireZenoel