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Make your dear old daddy proud! Deliver the punchline!
Tell me, Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?!
You can find out more at www.ithinkimgoingcrazyanddressedlikeabat.com/idiot.
Well, isn't anyone playing this anymore?
Let the stone say,
"Here lies a girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much."
So if you go before I do,
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he'd better dig two.
Here lies good old Fred. A great big rock fell on his head.
Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best arch-nemesis a sociopath could ask for. (pause) Okay, let's do it again!
''Clean up your act Joker''
''Oh that's a joke right? Batman finally told a joke.''
You're gonna be a drooling, mindless fop when I'm done, and then... I'm gonna... KILL YOU SOME MORE!!!
"And then they all died. (Repost dis if u cry evertym)"
''What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure''
-Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2
You're more than welcome to come down here and try it yourself! ...Seven years and still nothing's changed.
I put a shock to your system!
Is this the only thread you visit?
Anyway to keep the game going, "You ain't in your town, you're in his."
Debbie82 posted: »You're more than welcome to come down here and try it yourself! ...Seven years and still nothing's changed.
Well, sometimes. But there are a few other threads I visit as well.
dojo32161 posted: »Is this the only thread you visit? Anyway to keep the game going, "You ain't in your town, you're in his."
Is this the only thread you visit? Anyway to keep the game going, "You ain't in your town, you're in his."
''So what do ya say guys? Think we can handle one last rumble together?''
"Finish HIGH SCHOOL, I guess."
Cher ami... go now... let me rest.
Tish, that's French!
Firstly, I am not a 'bloody little Frog!' I am a bloody little Belgian!
Have you forgotten already? In my world the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears.
"Drako ran and ran and i cryed and cryed tearz of blood." - taken from the infamous My Immortal fanfic.
And no, I am not making hills out of mole mounds!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference.
Let's Get Dangerous - Darkwing Duck
The most frightening thing in this world are those who believe they are right.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! THE MORE, THE MERRIER!
You either die a hitchhiker without any pants on or you become a serial murderer who kills hitchhikers and takes their pants.
''I am Groot'' -Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
I shall send to the Chief Inspector my personal copy of "The English as She Should Be Spoken".
ryannumber1gamer posted: »''I am Groot'' -Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
Jem, how can you hate Hitler so bad and be so ugly about folks right at home?
Everybody's got dead people, that's no excuse to get everyone else killed along the way!
Hercule Poirot, he is not obese!
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight / Zero hour, 9 A.M. / And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs.
Leave the gun... Take the cannoli.
''What? The fish thought it was funny!''
-Joker (Batman TAS)
"What the duce...!" - Stewie, Family Guy
"Sacre...!" - Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's Poirot)
"Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" -Sam
The Bargain
by Gavin Gunhold
After the hair tonic saleman's toupee fell off
He decided to lower the price.
So I bought six cases.
A bargain is a bargain.
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Make your dear old daddy proud! Deliver the punchline!
Tell me, Bats, what are you scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?!
You can find out more at www.ithinkimgoingcrazyanddressedlikeabat.com/idiot.
Well, isn't anyone playing this anymore?
Let the stone say,
"Here lies a girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much."
So if you go before I do,
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he'd better dig two.
Here lies good old Fred.
A great big rock fell on his head.
Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best arch-nemesis a sociopath could ask for. (pause) Okay, let's do it again!
''Clean up your act Joker''
''Oh that's a joke right? Batman finally told a joke.''
You're gonna be a drooling, mindless fop when I'm done, and then... I'm gonna... KILL YOU SOME MORE!!!
"And then they all died. (Repost dis if u cry evertym)"
''What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure''
-Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2
You're more than welcome to come down here and try it yourself! ...Seven years and still nothing's changed.
I put a shock to your system!
Is this the only thread you visit?
Anyway to keep the game going, "You ain't in your town, you're in his."
Well, sometimes. But there are a few other threads I visit as well.
''So what do ya say guys? Think we can handle one last rumble together?''
"Finish HIGH SCHOOL, I guess."
Cher ami... go now... let me rest.
Tish, that's French!
Firstly, I am not a 'bloody little Frog!' I am a bloody little Belgian!
Have you forgotten already? In my world the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears.
"Drako ran and ran and i cryed and cryed tearz of blood." - taken from the infamous My Immortal fanfic.
And no, I am not making hills out of mole mounds!
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference.
Let's Get Dangerous - Darkwing Duck
The most frightening thing in this world are those who believe they are right.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! THE MORE, THE MERRIER!
You either die a hitchhiker without any pants on or you become a serial murderer who kills hitchhikers and takes their pants.
''I am Groot'' -Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
I shall send to the Chief Inspector my personal copy of "The English as She Should Be Spoken".
Jem, how can you hate Hitler so bad and be so ugly about folks right at home?
Everybody's got dead people, that's no excuse to get everyone else killed along the way!
Hercule Poirot, he is not obese!
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight / Zero hour, 9 A.M. / And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs.
Leave the gun... Take the cannoli.
''What? The fish thought it was funny!''
-Joker (Batman TAS)
"What the duce...!" - Stewie, Family Guy
"Sacre...!" - Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's Poirot)
"Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" -Sam
The Bargain
by Gavin Gunhold
After the hair tonic saleman's toupee fell off
He decided to lower the price.
So I bought six cases.
A bargain is a bargain.