Horribly Unrealistic Moments

So we all know video games can't be 100% realistic, but still- they sometimes go a tad too far. Were there any specific moments in this game so badly non realistic it made you laugh or cringe? Doesn't have to be specifically a cutscene or something, can be gameplay mechanics too, like the first person shooting in Around Every Corner, or how silly the ''fast walk'' in Season Two looks.

Leave any moments like that here.

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  • Clem drags Lee to the jewelry store. Nuff' said

  • Too many to say, mostly in season 2 :/

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    That's right. The entirety of No Going Back was unrealistic. Between AJ surviving through every obstacle that'd body any other infant, The lake scene, the ridiculous half-assed plan Jane pulled out of her ass to get rid of a rivalry that was literally brought out of thin air. NGB was so unrealistic, I'm convinced Clem died and now is reliving a Jacob's Latter-esque nightmare.

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    That's right. The entirety of No Going Back was unrealistic. Between AJ surviving through every obstacle that'd body any other infant, The l

  • Well, the store was RIGHT behind them, so given a little time, it would have been possible. Still, strength comes when the plot demands it..

    Clem drags Lee to the jewelry store. Nuff' said

  • The shootout with the Russians was probably the most unrealistic thing that's happened in this game so far.

  • I went ahead and made a MLG video of telltale's wonderful shooting mechanics.

    Click here

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    Clem not dying from the gunshot in ep. 5.

    Clem getting out of the zombie infested Savannah alive without a scratch all by her little 9 year old self.

    Clem kicking down a door Bigby style.

    AJ not being dead yet.

  • At the beginning of season 2 when Clementine fell into the river for a whole night, and she even said earlier, "I'm freezing."

    She'd probably get hypothermia before she washed up on shore, and sbe was fine. No cuts, or bruises. (Well, at least we couldn't see.)

  • We have thousands of these threads already

  • I know, you all are probably sick of hearing me complain about Luke's death, but I've got a reason to.

    Bonnie and Luke both fell into the ice at the same time, but Bonnie managed to say under there for an unrealistic amount of time, where Luke died in like 2 seconds.

    wtf telltale

  • Sarah, Clementine,Luke,Nick, Sarita, Kenny,Mike for fighting, running etc and especially fucking Bonnie shooting an assault rifle should have died in the herd

    Now following the adventures of Rebecca and Jane

  • unrealistic amount of time

    Luke dies at 36 seconds and Bonnie gets out at 56 seconds... She survives 20 more seconds than Luke. I don't understand. D:

    I know, you all are probably sick of hearing me complain about Luke's death, but I've got a reason to. Bonnie and Luke both fell into the

  • Did you actually check the time?

    It feels so long when you don't check the time. D: It's like he was under there for a little amount of time, and Bonnie was under there for a while.

    Kateis posted: »

    unrealistic amount of time Luke dies at 36 seconds and Bonnie gets out at 56 seconds... She survives 20 more seconds than Luke. I don't understand.

  • Yes I have checked the time.

    The shortest time Luke can die is 24 seconds. And the longest is 40. While Bonnie is 56 seconds.

    Did you actually check the time? It feels so long when you don't check the time. It's like he was under there for a little amount of time, and Bonnie was under there for a while.

  • Still 16-32 seconds after him.

    Maybe she has a bigger lung capacity. Goddamn it, Luke. You and your small lung capacity.

    Kateis posted: »

    Yes I have checked the time. The shortest time Luke can die is 24 seconds. And the longest is 40. While Bonnie is 56 seconds.

  • its a damn game come on people

  • Did you forget that he had a shot up leg? Not really the best thing to have immediately submerged in ice water while trying to swim out.

    Still 16-32 seconds after him. Maybe she has a bigger lung capacity. Goddamn it, Luke. You and your small lung capacity.

    1. Teleporting walkers (For example, Sandra)
    2. Walkers noticing Lee and Kenny at the pharmacy AFTER I let Beatrice die
    3. The bandits taking Lee's group as hostage in 20 SECONDS.
    4. Chuck meeting every member of Lee's group when Lee was going to cut loose a train car
    5. Lee going through the herd WITHOUT getting eaten
    6. Clementine dragging Lee to the jewelery store WITHOUT getting eaten
    7. People putting big objects in their pockets (For example, Lee putting a plank on his pocket)
    8. Clem's group were attacking, running and shooting and the WHOLE herd were not noticing them
    9. Sarah instead falling on the pieces of rubble at the observation, she falls UNDER it.
  • CrazyGeorgeCrazyGeorge Banned
    edited April 2015

    Here is a question for all you Luke Fans. How did he get his ankle weight to begin with? If the zombie was heavy enough to sink, wouldn't it of already sunk to the bottom, the cutscene made it look like it was a bottomless lake, He was in the water for apparently thirty seconds and already got a Zombie fish ion his leg.

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    Yeah Telltale ಠ_ಠ go on tell us, tell us the logic behind it.

    Weee're waiting.

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    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Here is a question for all you Luke Fans. How did he get his ankle weight to begin with? If the zombie was heavy enough to sink, wouldn't i

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    When an adult with a PhD entrusted the operation of a frickin wind turbine in the hands of an 11 year old child without question.

  • Shot in the chest

    pass out, wake up in a truck

    Rub wound. "What's up guys??"

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    When trying to save Sarah, Jane jumps down, and everyone forgets they have guns. (Luke shoots twice, then there's nothing).

    Whether leaving then or later, you still wind up meeting the Russians. (Jane also somehow is there no matter what).

    The baby survives.

    Having the 11 year old dictate most of the choices the group makes.

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator
    edited April 2015

    I think the intention of that scene was that the walkers that attack you are ones that fell/broke through the ice.

    I mean, they could have done a much better job visualizing it (like having random zombies falling through and sinking in the background during the scene), but that was definitely the intent.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Here is a question for all you Luke Fans. How did he get his ankle weight to begin with? If the zombie was heavy enough to sink, wouldn't i

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator
    edited April 2015

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    This scene right here

    Look at this absolute bullshit

    You don't just thread a needle like that on your first try it's impossible

    My immersion is completely and utterly BROKEN

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    I know, right? Goddamn needles and threading.

    Deltino posted: »

    This scene right here Look at this absolute bullshit You don't just thread a needle like that on your first try it's impossible My immersion is completely and utterly BROKEN

  • Actually Bonnie and Mike shot the walkers, not Luke. But I agree, they didn't run out of bullets, they could have saved Sarah but they are fucking stupids. That's why I let Bonnie die.

    torkahn808 posted: »

    When trying to save Sarah, Jane jumps down, and everyone forgets they have guns. (Luke shoots twice, then there's nothing). Whether leavi

  • I'm talking about how long they held their breath for.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Did you forget that he had a shot up leg? Not really the best thing to have immediately submerged in ice water while trying to swim out.

  • What I found to most unrealistic on both seasons, are the arguements between the groups. Some of it can be justified, by them being "tired" or scared, but sometimes it's just forced arguments to create drama and then you will have to pick sides. It can be annoying how they force you to make decisons that makes some characters mad at you. It's sometimes just to obvious and forced.

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