Mod edit 2: Please don't post bigoted content either. This includes content that sarcastically uses racial slurs in a joking manner. Thanks. - June 16th, 2016
Mod edit 2: Please don't post bigoted content either. This includes content that sarcastically uses racial slurs in a joking manner. Thanks. - June 16th, 2016
So, I was trying to get some sleep and made the unfortunate decision to watch this immensely stupid video of great man slowly zooming out of a Bee Movie image and losing his shit as he tries desperately to not laugh.
Laughs for nearly a minute, gives a sigh signifying he was done, zooms the image out an inch, immediately starts laughing again.
My ribs haven't hurt from laughing in a long time, but that certainly did the trick.
So, I was trying to get some sleep and made the unfortunate decision to watch this immensely stupid video of great man slowly zooming out of… more a Bee Movie image and losing his shit as he tries desperately to not laugh.
Laughs for nearly a minute, gives a sigh signifying he was done, zooms the image out an inch, immediately starts laughing again.
My ribs haven't hurt from laughing in a long time, but that certainly did the trick.
So, I was trying to get some sleep and made the unfortunate decision to watch this immensely stupid video of great man slowly zooming out of… more a Bee Movie image and losing his shit as he tries desperately to not laugh.
Laughs for nearly a minute, gives a sigh signifying he was done, zooms the image out an inch, immediately starts laughing again.
My ribs haven't hurt from laughing in a long time, but that certainly did the trick.
I'm not sure if this counts as inappropriate. Despite the video's name, it isn't pornographic or anything of the sort. It simply describes the miserable and depressing existance of a dildo.
I personally just have to appreciate the fact that someone took hours of their life to create this masterpiece.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
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You broke me... I can't stop watching this.
I fail to see any racial slurs.
I removed one of the images.
Aaahhh, the Burger King one. Yes, I saw that one. Sorry.
So, I was trying to get some sleep and made the unfortunate decision to watch this immensely stupid video of great man slowly zooming out of a Bee Movie image and losing his shit as he tries desperately to not laugh.
Laughs for nearly a minute, gives a sigh signifying he was done, zooms the image out an inch, immediately starts laughing again.
My ribs haven't hurt from laughing in a long time, but that certainly did the trick.
This Bee Movie thing is even stupider!
This has to bee (sorry) the worst meme ever.
Why does Ethan make my heart flutter so?
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Oh, don't bee such a buzz-kill.
That stings man.
https://www.google.dz/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4&ved=0ahUKEwiM6aG1663PAhXI7xQKHYXWDAgQ3ywIGjAA&usg=AFQjCNHeT3QBNCkp7492dW7eFx_5MtlbSg&sig2=olAofWxSoPdhCc3LMa5OWQ
Just discovered this guy.
kills me
Yeah, I discovered him recently too, binge watched all of his videos yesterday.
He's hilarious.
I'm not sure if this counts as inappropriate. Despite the video's name, it isn't pornographic or anything of the sort. It simply describes the miserable and depressing existance of a dildo.
I personally just have to appreciate the fact that someone took hours of their life to create this masterpiece.
I'm going to hell for this....
OMG! African Drug Lord is back! This guy is a legend!
After the election Obama be like
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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