What would you get Clementine for her birthday?
We all can agree that no matter how badass she gets, Clementine will always be our precious cinnamon bun roll.
But what would YOU get Clementine for her birthday?
Because I know without a doubt, I'd get her this:
Can never be too careful in a ZA you know!
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My Life.
the image of lil Clem with this makes me giggle
Haha, that's an awesome question. Okay, I have to think hard about this... I'd get her:
A big meal for her and all her friends. (Whatever meal's her favorite)
Some sort of weapon, I guess... Maybe a machete, something she can use to protect herself.
LOTS of medical supplies.
A gaming computer with an awesome choice-based, point-and-click zombie adventure game. (Kidding)
Something special she can wear, like her hat, except not a hat, something else.
LOTS of food that she can save to eat later.
Okay, I'm thinking too hard about this, I'll stop here.
Socks. Always socks.
JK. Maybe an apple pie since she loves apples.
On second thoughts, socks aren't a bad gift during an apocalypse. Gotta stay warm.
A better sweater.
The rest of her missing finger. Happy Birthday Clem!
Eugh... What's she ment to do with it?
Sooo... You'll kill yourself/make her kill you on her birthday?
I will be a companion, protecting her until death, even tho that's what I would already do. But I guess I would give her a gun, or maybe a TV Idk.
You really would be Lee Everett!
Yeah, a TV... Where's she going to get power from?
A generator?
Reattach it to form some demented looking finger, wear it as a necklace, throw it at someone (give them the finger), the possibilities are endless.
Not sure if that would work...
Ew...
Hahahaha, that was a good one.
Lee
A dead body for your birthday? Creepy...
A leather jacket.
That way, we never would have gotten that shitty winter coat from Bonnie.
Nah, a walker. Much better!
It's almost like a pet.
It would have to be a larger size, but I'm gonna get her a replica of the cool jacket!
I'd get Clementine a Clementine.
The Walking Dead Game! Is there any present better than this?
The Last of Us.
SOME BOURBON IN THOSE TEACUPS IF I COULD
Sleep I thought you knew better you fool. Clementine would clearly love a can of Sweet Sue's Whole Canned Chicken! Not some, cool jacket. What kind of parent are you?
I see what you did there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sweet Sue's; you're completely right!
Clementine can pour the greasy liquid of the canned chicken all over the cool jacket, and then she will have received a nice gift.
…is monotone and morally simplistic.
I would get Clementine a Cat or Dog?!
Now that's good parenting skills right there! T.T
...Is also one of the most critically acclaimed and widely sold games ever made.
Some bomb-ass pancakes.
Which birthday is this?
Any birthday, it's fine ^^
Trying to keep it general here, so ...idk, what would she like?
A pet racoon?
A giant robot
A personal massager?
A pet racoon riding a giant robot with a personal massager? Yeah, chicks love digs those!
…which does not convince me otherwise.
nope
A pony. What little girl doesn't like pony for dinner?
More like I "C" what you did there, since clementines contains a lot of vitamin C. Wow, this is probably my most forced pun yet.
A preorder.