Let's calculate my "90%" comments, shall we?
As of posting this, I currently have 3533 comments. According to your immensely misguided as… moresumptions, I have on record 3179 comments in which I "unfairly" slate Kenny in some capacity or another.
Wow, I must really be a bastard.
It's really less that 90%.
@Everyone'sClemInTime has since quit the pursuit of becoming the Carlos Mencia of the Telltale forums.
…or so we thought.
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Biased perhaps for me here but any line Kenny says when he's angry is just golden stuff like him or not:
Any quote that Kenny used the wo… morerd shitbird is great.
"I don't care if their make a wish was a fuckin boat ride!" - Kenny about the cancer patients
"Bandits hey chill here's some pills. Hey Vernon chill here's our fuckin boat!" - Kenny sarcastically to Ben in No Time Left
"Surreeee this is America! Take a fuckin vote" - Kenny to Lee when deciding what to do with Ben in Crawford classroom
"Listen Vanilla Ice, I don't know what your deal is but your welcome to take off in the morning" - Kenny to Nick at the lodge
"Well that's easy, i got charm comin out of my ass"
Chuck's speech on the train.
"Hey Ben. Hey. Seeya"
Many many more though.
Eh, I would go with some 20%. Which is still a lot, considering that they would be jokes that are out of place and intruding on a discussion, unless they are posted in the Meme And Fun Thread or Whatever Makes You Laugh Thread.
Holy shit, that was fast.
Eh, I would go with some 20%. Which is still a lot, considering that they would be jokes that are out of place … moreand intruding on a discussion, unless they are posted in the Meme And Fun Thread or Whatever Makes You Laugh Thread.
It's really less that 90%.
@Everyone'sClemInTime has since quit the pursuit of becoming the Carlos Mencia of the Telltale forums.
…or so we thought.
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I've literally just now recently posted several comments on different topics not at all regarding to the post-apocalyptic butt-pirate extrao… morerdinaire.
You're just singling any negative comments that anyone posts about the dick-dastardly dick himself and claiming that any bad exposure he receives is at the fault of the poster.
Biased perhaps for me here but any line Kenny says when he's angry is just golden stuff like him or not:
Any quote that Kenny used the wo… morerd shitbird is great.
"I don't care if their make a wish was a fuckin boat ride!" - Kenny about the cancer patients
"Bandits hey chill here's some pills. Hey Vernon chill here's our fuckin boat!" - Kenny sarcastically to Ben in No Time Left
"Surreeee this is America! Take a fuckin vote" - Kenny to Lee when deciding what to do with Ben in Crawford classroom
"Listen Vanilla Ice, I don't know what your deal is but your welcome to take off in the morning" - Kenny to Nick at the lodge
"Well that's easy, i got charm comin out of my ass"
Chuck's speech on the train.
"Hey Ben. Hey. Seeya"
Many many more though.
That is one of the many reasons i like Kenny. Despite everything, his lines are golden mostly when he's angry.
The lines he comes out with crack me up. The games wouldn't be half as funny or full of drama without him
"Bandits hey chill here's some pills. Hey Vernon chill here's our fuckin boat!" - Kenny sarcastically to Ben in No Time Left
Oh, this had me rollin'! I'm sorry Ben, totally on your side in this scene, but MAN did Kenny jive the heck outta ya!
I agree, he does deliver some very funny lines, although I disagree with them, they are indeed funny.
Ahhh, I'm gonna miss hating that man... if that makes sense.
I didn't say that to be used as an argument. I was saying it for how it is because it's true. Kenny is only horrible when he's angry/upset or disagrees with you.
Yeah it was horrible but that's what Kenny is like when he's upset.
I am not attempting for you to hate me, though you already kind … moreof do, but this statement does not have much value when using it as an argument.
Let's say I take, for example, Molly.
Let's say that Molly is put in a life and death situation involving walkers. She grips Hilda tensely and uses her weapon to climb the buildings of an alley. Saying that that's what Molly is like when her life is on the line does not argue anything in favor nor against her character—just pointing out something that is known.
Oh, I can understand why a lot of you absolutely love him, no doubt. My only issues with him is that 1. I always thought he was somewhere above okay, but not quite one my personal favorites and 2. call it retroactive backlash, but I'm starting feel like the 'gold' that comes from him was a bit of a crutch from a writing standpoint that only served to emphasize the problems with Season 2 as a whole.
That is one of the many reasons i like Kenny. Despite everything, his lines are golden mostly when he's angry.
The lines he comes out with crack me up. The games wouldn't be half as funny or full of drama without him
"no you don't touch that boy, you don't touch anyone. I've got a little girl in here that i'm trying to protect too. you want to get violent you old f- -k?! Well come on, you better have a plan to kill me through, because it's me before anyone else in here!" - Lee
"(things have been scary) yeah...it's not good. i don't know why everyone is crazy." - Clementine
"(try not worry, even if they saw us they can't get in here..) I use to have a pet hamster. One night he figure how to open the door to his cage, and when we woke up he eaten half a bag of cookies...(i don't think it's the same clem..) Yeah...right...this time we're the cookies" - clementine
"f- -k you Kenny! I am so, so, SO sorry about what happen to Katjaa and Duck...I am...and i know that i f- -ked up but STOP pushing me around, and stop wishing that i am dead! No! you know how they died. you have said goodbye. I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister....do you get that? your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home, they could be alive or dead, or walkers, Or WORSE and i don't know. SO GIVE ME A F- - king Break" - Ben
there is a lot more but those ones from s1 that i could remember i'll post back with more and from s2 as well
"You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death, peaceful. It was like I was floating away. But then I woke up again." - Kenny
Watch this video for the quote in the trailer for season 2 episode 4 (the best fucking trailer I've ever seen to a game). Which means, awesome video, awesome background music, and of course, awesome Kenny.
"You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death, peaceful. It was like I was floating away. But then I woke up again." - Kenny
… more Watch this video for the quote in the trailer for season 2 episode 4 (the best fucking trailer I've ever seen to a game). Which means, awesome video, awesome background music, and of course, awesome Kenny.
It's goofy as shit! Sure, if you know the context, it's probably sad or heartbreaking; but out of context, it sounds like Kenny misses Carver beatin' the shit outta him.
It's goofy as shit! Sure, if you know the context, it's probably sad or heartbreaking; but out of context, it sounds like Kenny misses Carver beatin' the shit outta him.
"I'm still NOT bitten. I never was and you left me out here to die!"- Clementine from All That Remains "Sometimes you gotta play a role... even if it means people you love hate you for it."- Pete from All That Remains "I mean what's the point... It's never gonna stop"- Nick from A House Divided " M: Are you assholes?
C: I'm not an asshole.
L: Are you calling ME an asshole?"- Matthew, Clem and Luke from A House Divided "They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before. In the end, we can't change the world. All we can do is continue to learn from each other; to empathize and use our heads."- Walter from A House Divided "Killing one in order to save many is... part of survival. It's one of the though decisions a weaker person couldn't make. It's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety..- Carver from In Harm's Way "There are people out there who are scared. We don't know what to do. You could be helping them, but instead you're just... sitting in a dark tent, feeling sorry for yourself.
K: Sorry for myself? The hell do you know, Clementine?
C: I had to shoot Lee! So don't be an asshole and pretend you're the only one who has lost people! / You're not the only one who's lost people! ..My parents. Lee." * Clementine and Kenny from Amid The Ruins
*"His name was Lee. He taught me how to survive. He's the reason to keep my hair short.
L: What, uhh.. happened to him?
C: The same thing that happens to everyone. But he saved me, first. Lots of times." * - Clementine and Luke from All That Remains
*"That little girl's in my care. We've been through more together than you can imagine. Anyone who tries to get between me and her. ANYONE! is gonna wind up dead! You hear me?!"- Lee from Around Every Corner "You don't just end it cause it's hard. You stick it out, and help the folks you care about."- Kenny from No Time Left "You ruined that dude's face."- Omid from No Time Left "I'll miss you.
C: Me, too."- Lee and Clementine from No Time Left "That one is marked too. We must be getting close. Just hold on..."- Javier from S3 teaser
Sorry for the long text! They have really wonderful quotes! I'm looking forward to see more in S3!
On a serious note, though, there are more like Kenny's speech toward Clementine at Wellington, but I find myself using the aforementioned quote a lot - specifically with Kenny's voice in mind.
Lee: "Do you know anything about this broken flashlight?"
Carley: "It's broken."
Lee: "I know it's broken."
Carley: "And the batteries might be in wrong."
Lee: "...It uses just one."
Carley: "Everything should. What was the question?"
Lee: "Did you break the flashlight?"
Carley: "No."
Lee: "Okay."
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Please tell me you weren't nerdy enough to seriously just work that out? Lol.
Hey it's not my fault that whenever i see one of your posts, it almost always has "Kenny hate" involved in some shape or form.
It's really less that 90%.
@Everyone'sClemInTime has since quit the pursuit of becoming the Carlos Mencia of the Telltale forums.
…or so we thought.
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89% then
I agree, he does deliver some very funny lines, although I disagree with them, they are indeed funny.
Ahhh, I'm gonna miss hating that man... if that makes sense.
Holy shit, that was fast.
Eh, I would go with some 20%. Which is still a lot, considering that they would be jokes that are out of place and intruding on a discussion, unless they are posted in the Meme And Fun Thread or Whatever Makes You Laugh Thread.
It was a sarcastic satirical classic joke with a hint of Bud's negativity.
Lol come on now. My 90% comment is not literal but my point is the majority of his posts involve Kenny in some way and that is true.
Oh, I'm still perusing my inner-Mencia humor.
But every good comedian must be able to insight the audience every now-and-again...
...or so we thought.
Oh have you? Well good then. I suppose that makes a change for you
Oh, this had me rollin'! I'm sorry Ben, totally on your side in this scene, but MAN did Kenny jive the heck outta ya!
That is one of the many reasons i like Kenny. Despite everything, his lines are golden mostly when he's angry.
The lines he comes out with crack me up. The games wouldn't be half as funny or full of drama without him
If he is in season 3 then I won't be missing him lol.
I don't hate you.
I didn't say that to be used as an argument. I was saying it for how it is because it's true. Kenny is only horrible when he's angry/upset or disagrees with you.
Oh, I can understand why a lot of you absolutely love him, no doubt. My only issues with him is that 1. I always thought he was somewhere above okay, but not quite one my personal favorites and 2. call it retroactive backlash, but I'm starting feel like the 'gold' that comes from him was a bit of a crutch from a writing standpoint that only served to emphasize the problems with Season 2 as a whole.
You have me figured out it seems.
Good day.
Not according to the Forum Guidelines.
You sure about that
Ya right
"I'm going to pretend like you didn't just say any of that, and give you a chance to walk away, which you ought of do right now.." -Lee (Determinant)
"Maybe We could Walk?" -Ben
"That's fucking stupid Ben." -Kenny [S1, Episode 3]
"no you don't touch that boy, you don't touch anyone. I've got a little girl in here that i'm trying to protect too. you want to get violent you old f- -k?! Well come on, you better have a plan to kill me through, because it's me before anyone else in here!" - Lee
"(things have been scary) yeah...it's not good. i don't know why everyone is crazy." - Clementine
"(try not worry, even if they saw us they can't get in here..) I use to have a pet hamster. One night he figure how to open the door to his cage, and when we woke up he eaten half a bag of cookies...(i don't think it's the same clem..) Yeah...right...this time we're the cookies" - clementine
"f- -k you Kenny! I am so, so, SO sorry about what happen to Katjaa and Duck...I am...and i know that i f- -ked up but STOP pushing me around, and stop wishing that i am dead! No! you know how they died. you have said goodbye. I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister....do you get that? your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home, they could be alive or dead, or walkers, Or WORSE and i don't know. SO GIVE ME A F- - king Break" - Ben
there is a lot more but those ones from s1 that i could remember i'll post back with more and from s2 as well
"You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death, peaceful. It was like I was floating away. But then I woke up again." - Kenny
Watch this video for the quote in the trailer for season 2 episode 4 (the best fucking trailer I've ever seen to a game). Which means, awesome video, awesome background music, and of course, awesome Kenny.
Well, the angle probably wasn't a problem for telltale, so y'know.
And also, What do you mean hilarious? : 3
It's goofy as shit! Sure, if you know the context, it's probably sad or heartbreaking; but out of context, it sounds like Kenny misses Carver beatin' the shit outta him.
Psh, Kenny's secretly become a Masochist.
Owff, there's a lot of them..
"I'm still NOT bitten. I never was and you left me out here to die!" - Clementine from All That Remains
"Sometimes you gotta play a role... even if it means people you love hate you for it." - Pete from All That Remains
"I mean what's the point... It's never gonna stop" - Nick from A House Divided
" M: Are you assholes?
C: I'm not an asshole.
L: Are you calling ME an asshole?" - Matthew, Clem and Luke from A House Divided
"They say the world is over, but I'll tell you a secret: it's not. People are more political now than they ever were before. In the end, we can't change the world. All we can do is continue to learn from each other; to empathize and use our heads." - Walter from A House Divided
"Killing one in order to save many is... part of survival. It's one of the though decisions a weaker person couldn't make. It's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety.. - Carver from In Harm's Way
"There are people out there who are scared. We don't know what to do. You could be helping them, but instead you're just... sitting in a dark tent, feeling sorry for yourself.
K: Sorry for myself? The hell do you know, Clementine?
C: I had to shoot Lee! So don't be an asshole and pretend you're the only one who has lost people! / You're not the only one who's lost people! ..My parents. Lee." * Clementine and Kenny from Amid The Ruins
*"His name was Lee. He taught me how to survive. He's the reason to keep my hair short.
L: What, uhh.. happened to him?
C: The same thing that happens to everyone. But he saved me, first. Lots of times." * - Clementine and Luke from All That Remains
*"That little girl's in my care. We've been through more together than you can imagine. Anyone who tries to get between me and her. ANYONE! is gonna wind up dead! You hear me?!" - Lee from Around Every Corner
"You don't just end it cause it's hard. You stick it out, and help the folks you care about." - Kenny from No Time Left
"You ruined that dude's face." - Omid from No Time Left
"I'll miss you.
C: Me, too." - Lee and Clementine from No Time Left
"That one is marked too. We must be getting close. Just hold on..." - Javier from S3 teaser
Sorry for the long text! They have really wonderful quotes! I'm looking forward to see more in S3!
Da fuck?!
Half eaten krabby patty
"Part of growing up is doing the best for the people you care about, even if sometimes, that means hurting someone else." - LEE EVERETT
"Christa said you were dead..."
"I AM dead. This is all just a dream, hehe."
I got fucking goosebumps at this part for some reason.
"Fuck that." - Kenny (Season 2, episode 2)
On a serious note, though, there are more like Kenny's speech toward Clementine at Wellington, but I find myself using the aforementioned quote a lot - specifically with Kenny's voice in mind.
Lee: "Do you know anything about this broken flashlight?"
Carley: "It's broken."
Lee: "I know it's broken."
Carley: "And the batteries might be in wrong."
Lee: "...It uses just one."
Carley: "Everything should. What was the question?"
Lee: "Did you break the flashlight?"
Carley: "No."
Lee: "Okay."
Why? You want a taco?
"I had to shoot Lee...
So don't be an asshole and pretend you're the only one who's lost people!"
"You're as stubborn as a damn mule"
"Wonder where I got that from"
Always my favorite
Some days I envy the dead. - Michonne.
"I love fucking pudding" ~ Javier Garcia
-OR-
"STILL. NOT. BITTEN." ~ Clementine
"Daddy says it's called a salt lick!" "But don't lick it, its gross." "Did you lick it?" "....I don't know."
"He's just always blaming me for stuff." "Like what?" "Putting a bug on his pillow." "Did you do that?" "...yes."
"I'll miss you."
"I'm still. Not. Bitten. I never was!"
(Following is not TWDG)
"Kill'em all!"
"They're fucking with the wrong people."
"We've all done the worst kinds of things, just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We're not too far gone. We get to come back."
"Damn you for making me do this. This was YOU, NOT ME!