Will Javi get laid?

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  • Where was this all of last month?! :joy:

  • This is getting really dark

    I think Eleanor's motivations only seem suspicious so long as you lie for Clem regarding Eli's accidental death. That is, you only get to i

  • It's David raping Mariana's corpse.

    I...don't know how to respond to that.

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    Kate: Sooo, you wanna do stuff?

    Javier: No Kate, I don't think we should rush into things. Besides David will kill me.

    Kate: Yeah...god, you're right. I better talk to him tomorrow...

    [Later...]

    David: YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!?

    Javier: NO!

    David: BUT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT!

    Javier: NO NO NO!

    David: YOU WERE WITH HER FOR FOUR YEARS AND YOU DIDN'T THINK ONCE OF BANGING MY WIFE!?

    Javier:...well, when you put it that way-NO! JESUS MAN!

    Jesus: Hello!

    Javier: GO AWAY!

    David: Fine, I believe you little brother.

    Javier: Really?

    David: NO! I'M GOING TO KEEP ACCUSING YOU AND HOLD A GRUDGE REGARDLESS, CAUSE I'M AN INSECURE DOUCHEBAG!!!

    Javier: AAAAARGH!!!

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    he's gonna get laid alright laid the fuck out when David punches him again regardless of what choices you made that is

  • how did you get your hands on the script for episode 3?!

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Kate: Sooo, you wanna do stuff? Javier: No Kate, I don't think we should rush into things. Besides David will kill me. Kate: Yeah...go

  • :lol:

    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    how did you get your hands on the script for episode 3?!

  • Thank @MetallicaRules for this.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Somebody please put the image of Clem and Gabe talking in the distance in episode 2 to this. Please!

  • I, have my ways Wolfy.

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    ABigBadWolf posted: »

    how did you get your hands on the script for episode 3?!

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    Alenheim posted: »

    I wonder if Javi likes it rough? :P

  • You're going to get banned for releasing leaked E3 spoilers...

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Kate: Sooo, you wanna do stuff? Javier: No Kate, I don't think we should rush into things. Besides David will kill me. Kate: Yeah...go

  • You don't.

    DabigRG posted: »

    It's David raping Mariana's corpse. I...don't know how to respond to that.

  • @MetallicaRules I love you

    bloop posted: »

    Thank @MetallicaRules for this.

  • This thread right now.

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  • @MetallicaRules is love, @MetallicaRules is life.

    PRAISE

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    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    @MetallicaRules I love you

  • @bloop @Lilacsbloom

    You guys are too kind.

    bloop posted: »

    @MetallicaRules is love, @MetallicaRules is life. PRAISE

  • These are the important questions.

  • Well, may as well go out with a bang.

    [clears throat]

    So!

    • Gabe will hit on Clem and we as Javier will be given the option to leave them be or tasor him, because that's what an good uncle does for his nephew, tasor's the loving shit out of him for thinking he can get with our girl!

    • David will try to get everybody branded, because four years without his family has driven him to the brink of insanity worshiping his Capricorn Goat Goddess. Speaking of which, the game will try to make us get into his way of thinking and worship the weird Capricorn Goat Goddess statue thing made out of toothbrushes, and if you don't get on your knees and worship it, David beats Javi's ass.

    • Eleanor is actually really, really evil. Her hobbies are speaking with a deep booming voice, and torturing people with electric screwdrivers and Barney episodes. She rides mechanical ponies that display her true evilness.

    • Ava will be at Richmond trying to shave everybody's heads. Javi will walk in as Ava is about to shave Kate while she's unconscious still recovering and you can choose whether to throw Ava's ass out the window, or smoke weed and draw on Kate's face.

    • Aside from gaining a fetish for permanently scarring people and young girls in unspeakable agony for the flimsy testosterone bullshit excuse of it being a pass into 'manhood' David doesn't wear his ring because he sleeps with goats. The revelation will traumatized Javier and Kate, and scar Gabe for life. Clem will just shrug it off cause she already knew about this shit.

    • Clementine left The New Frontier because David sacrificed AJ to his Capricorn goat toothbrush statue thing and the first chance she gets she'll stab one of David's eyes out with an ice pick. She'll also sneak into the armory and get loaded with all kinds of weaponry and do a Rambo on the New Frontier.

    • Everybody will make their escape at the end of the episode riding raptors.

    You're going to get banned for releasing leaked E3 spoilers...

    • Oh and for the love of everything holy Javier will finally be given the option to shave!
    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Well, may as well go out with a bang. [clears throat] So! * Gabe will hit on Clem and we as Javier will be given the option to le

  • Definitely not with Kate she is still his sister in law I mean wtf.

  • Kate get's my vote. She seems like she would get freaky. I can see it now.

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  • Well I know what choices I will make in the next episode: taser Gabe, worship the toothbrush goat God, refuse to shave Javi's manly beard of manliness, and smoke some dank weed and draw on Kate's head.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Well, may as well go out with a bang. [clears throat] So! * Gabe will hit on Clem and we as Javier will be given the option to le

  • Yeah she strikes me as the kind of girl who would dress her and Javi in Spiderman costumes and then ass-smack for a few hours.

    Kate get's my vote. She seems like she would get freaky. I can see it now.

  • The hell is that gif???

    Kate get's my vote. She seems like she would get freaky. I can see it now.

  • I just happened too see it on a gif site I use and this thread was a good place too use it.

    Crips posted: »

    The hell is that gif???

  • Cathythornton x Norcal_TWD
    <3 , now that's a pair xD

    This thread

  • You "just happened" to see that gif, huh??

    Eh, I'm not blaming ya. This gif's absolutely fabolous.

    I just happened too see it on a gif site I use and this thread was a good place too use it.

  • This community never fails to let me down

  • You might get your wish considering he might be gay

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    i want javi to get laid w/ tripp because that is the ultimate ship

  • I see her husband getting mad if you don't get laid ''you think my wife is not good enough!?''

  • You're not allowed to show leaks on here.

    You've ruined the next episode by revealing Tripp carries a purse on him you asshat! T.T his fashion accessory is DOOMED!

    You might get your wish considering he might be gay

  • Jesus is the man for the job.

  • You sir, are an incredible human being XD

    Well I know what choices I will make in the next episode: taser Gabe, worship the toothbrush goat God, refuse to shave Javi's manly beard of manliness, and smoke some dank weed and draw on Kate's head.

  • You mean, JavixJesus?

    Oh yissss. With his smooth voice, Jesus can have anyone.

    Jesus is the man for the job.

  • Well...I dunno what kind of chances she has had...so I bet she still is. Also...I would think she would be hesitant...pregnancy in the apocalypse has not had happy outcomes in her experience.

    AdamRoberts posted: »

    Clem be like... Idk if she's so innocent now tho

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    Javier&Jesus 4 ever.

    Jesus is the man for the job.

  • We are a disappointing bunch....especially people like @DabigRG and @Dont_Look_Back . Perverted screwball, not like me though...I am a beacon of hope in a world turned dark.

    XgenDaNcEs posted: »

    This community never fails to let me down

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    I've noticed that file for awhile now, and I've never seen it in-game

    (internally screaming)

    You might get your wish considering he might be gay

  • Technically it's from an already released episode so is it really a leak...? Nah. Don't ban me pls.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    You're not allowed to show leaks on here. You've ruined the next episode by revealing Tripp carries a purse on him you asshat! T.T his fashion accessory is DOOMED!

  • You know, that story line would be pretty epic if it came true.

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