The Walking Dead Game in a nutshell(all series)
We all love the walking dead(mostly everyone) but not quite to the same extent as I do. I thrive the walking dead as if it is my god. I even once fanboyed over ANF and defended it but then I hit my growth spurt at the age of 62 and realized my dumbassery. Also I realized just how many repetitive moments appear in TellTale Games so I made 4 scenarios each related to each aspect of telltale games, specifically the walking dead. So grab hold of your genitalia as it is gonna be a ride.
Scenario One: QTE
To set the scene here, you play as a desperate survivor named Bork Hunt(say his name fast and you just described him). You have to enter a barricaded store...with QTE spam. Every single time something as simple as ripping off wood requires raping your Q button and finishing off with an E. This is very anti consumer friendly as I hit my Q button so much, i broke my desk through the keyboard. It would be very good if at least other buttons were needed or just remove the Q spam(unless it is very needed like in a sex scene or having to move that fat ass Doug off the couch).
Scenario 2: Conversations
Playing as Bork Hunt, you encounter a female survivor with decent supplies and good looks. Being the desperate man you are, you try to get into a conversation with her and see all those "unique choices*. As soon as you talk to her, you have 4 options:
1. I love you
2. I hate you
3. I like you
4. Silence
Here is how each option plays out
1.Bork Hunt: I love you
Girl: I never knew you'd say that about me
2.Bork Hunt: I hate you
Girl: I never knew you'd say that about me
3. Bork Hunt: I ONLY like you, whore!
Girl: sobs
4: Bork Hunt: #silence#
Girl: I never knew you'd say that about me
Scenario 3: Hubs
Playing as Bork Hunt, you encounter a peaceful community in Detroit that have a fascination in goat porn. This is where you get to explore the surroundings. As you click the look button, your character basically talks to himself about what he is looking at
1: "That is a lamp"
2: "That is a vegetable"
3: "That is my goat being circumcised by son"
Scenario 4: DETERMINANT CHOICES!
Once you leave the goat fucker territory, you see 2 people stuck under a submarine in the streets. A hippo is approaching and you can only save one of the two people(by the way, their names are called Bill and Spill). Here are the results
1. Bork Hunt: saves Bill
Bill: thanks
Bork Hunt: no probs
Spill: im ded
Bill: oh no
Bork Hunt: Bill, did you know you are determin-
Bill: dies of dehydration
Bork Hunt: noooooo
2. Bork Hunt: *saves Spill
Spill: thanks
Bork Hunt: no probs
Bill: im ded
Spill: oh no
Bork Hunt: Spill, did you know you are determin-
Spill: *dies of dehydration
Bork Hunt: noooooo
There you have it. This is basically every TellTale game in existance and yet I still buy every game they offer. Kill me pls.
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You're gay, masterfaust.
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Don't cry, I love you all the same.
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