The WDG Pun Thread
A thread dedicated to terrible and cringeworthy puns involving The Walking Dead Game
I was on the FENCE about Nick's death
Telltale really CRUSHED it with Sarah's death
Luke really knows how to break the ICE
Carver really FACED the consequences of his actions
I was HUNG up about Jane's flashback
Kenny and I don't always see EYE to EYE
Tripp really was a pain in the NECK
That Clementine conversation was disgusting, PERIOD.
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I'd say that if you kill Max and Badger, Lonnie would feel so Lonniely
Walkers' favourite fruit is Clementine
Walkers are really deadlee.
Kenny's obsessed with finding a Loader Boat.
just kill me
Say what you will but I always knew Kate was pretty hot.
I always suspected Badger had some brains.
Wasn't Dr.Lingard part Chinese? He always looked a bit euthanasian.
I think Clem is acting like a D-head this season... Get it? Cuz there's the letter 'D' on her hat.
I'll stop now.
Tripp had quite the Tripp this season.
Ugh, Paige me when you all find better puns.
How long did it take you to come up with these?
How about Kate sure did go out with a bang
Plz nonononono Kate plz don't be dead, Javi was so close to slapping dat ass!
Katjaa's death blew my mind
So... I guess we're all that remains now, huh?
Yeah, it sure Luke's like it. Say, where's the rest of the gang? Don't tell me they're in harm's way again!
Relax, dude. They're just Omid the ruins. Besides, we've gotta hurry - these walkers are around every corner.
Ugh, your puns are Lukewarm at best. Now c'mon, man, there's no going back. Up the tree. I'll Katjaa if you fall.
Random thoughts from my head... mostly from season 1, one extra one from season 3:
The St. John brothers were a real cut above other villains in season 1.
Lily may have called the shots, but that didn't last long.
Chuck really had guts talking on all those zombies with just a shovel.
Gabe is your typical screw-up character The 3rd we've seen in this main franchise. To that I say: "Ben there, done that."
I laughed. I am an awful human being and you are too, all of you.
Luke started off as a somewhat important character but got frozen out the game towards the end.
I didn't like Luke's death, it just wasn't cool.
Carley went out with a bang.
Clem: Jane, what're you doing?
Jane: Oh, just hangin' out.
Joan was just hanging out with David.
Kenny and Jane had to have a bit of an argument before Jane finally got the point.
Ugghhh, I apologize to the world.
Damn, looks like Mark might've skipped leg day.
Chuck sure had some guts last time we saw him in the sewer.
(edit: somebody already made a similar joke already.)
I think after Brenda showed her true intentions Larry had quite the broken heart.
Reggie may have seemed intimidating at first but I assure you he's completely armless.
I've got a thing for Molly...she really rings my bell.
Some people might have said Carver was pretty two faced, but it became quite apparent that he didn't even have one.
Men of Omid's stature are in...short supply.
Kenny really drove Larry to lose his mind.
This might be my favourite one on this thread
Kate always did have an explosive personality.
End of Episode 4..Kate was sooo baked!
Episode 4 ended in tragedy with Tripp and Clementine both bleeding out!
David was just hanging out.
Just a few minutes. I hope Kate is alive too.
Jane seems like a cool girl to hang with
This. Do you mind if I use these to piss of my friend who hates the walking dead?
I don't get the 1st one
Haha go ahead, man
It's because the St. John's cut marks legs off
Ooooh yeah! Kinda forgot about that, so long ago.
Jesus, you got banned again?!
Guess Badger really wanted some Mariana for his pizza sticks
What do you need to break a wall?
A Katexplosion
Yes, I mean no...
I like the other guy who said ben there done that.
ITS A TURD!!
ITS LAME!!!
NO ITS:
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end me now, I can't think up good puns...
Ben
I went to the kitchen for some clementine, but you won't beleeve what happened next.,.
After watching the show, I'm thinking "Kenny have some action?...
My granny groaned so I gave her a walker, but that didn't help at all...
Man I can't beleeve season 1's ending...
Outside of Howes, Sarita really needed a helping hand...
Sam really looks better as a cordy...
So many people think "eye can see straight through Kenny's character"...
That duck definitely wanted some clementine...(duck wants her ass)
Ugh, so many people around here are so fucked up.
I first thought most of the cabin crew would live but after Luke-ing into the future Icee that didn't happen