Wait a minute, in one of the screenshots she’s wearing a denim jacket, and now she’s using a femur to catch fish, which, as mentioned, is pretty metal. Oh my God...my baby girl is a metalhead. It all makes sense now, some metalheads go through this weird emo phase at one point, that would explain her haircut and outfit at the end of ANF. Looks like she finally grew out of it and has started listening to real metal and has adopted the look. This is the greatest day of my life, I’m crying tears of joy, I’ve raised my girl right. Now all we need is to get her some patches for her jacket and start blasting some Metallica and we’ll be set.
0:06 Realistic
0:38 ...Wuh...
0:48 Funnier than it should be
1:03 Tsundere?
1:18 Wtf...?
1:37 Ugh...Brain Bleach...?
1:44 Gotta tell it strait
1:56 "...Nevermind"
2:33 & 2:40 HUh. How oddly cathartic
2:51 & 2:53 She's so hood
3:42 What's this?
3:47 I...I honestly don't know how else to think about this. So I'll just lol
4:10 "...Did I leave the oven on?"
4:20 No
4:33 Alright, Roach
4:57 Huh. Deja vu
5:00 Cheese and rice! Even Jane is shocked
5:04, 5:07, and 5:12 So fuckin wrong
5:15 Dem lukes
5:36 Right in the family jewels
5:44 How gracious of you
6:04 Do you really even need to ask?
6:07 TenAgaz...amirite? Also, foreshadowing?
6:21 Wot da FFOCK...?
6:26 Huh...little surprised they go all the way with that one
6:42 More Tsunderes
6:56 Well fuck you
7:11 Yeeeah
7:30 "How thoughtful of me"
7:46 Still more shits than Tavia gave
8:10 ...Hi.
8:41 Oh, so NOW they agree
10:03 Still funnier than Jane ever was...you bastard
10:32 K'yeh, pretty much
Comments
That’s fucking metal as shit.
Wait a minute, in one of the screenshots she’s wearing a denim jacket, and now she’s using a femur to catch fish, which, as mentioned, is pretty metal. Oh my God...my baby girl is a metalhead. It all makes sense now, some metalheads go through this weird emo phase at one point, that would explain her haircut and outfit at the end of ANF. Looks like she finally grew out of it and has started listening to real metal and has adopted the look. This is the greatest day of my life, I’m crying tears of joy, I’ve raised my girl right. Now all we need is to get her some patches for her jacket and start blasting some Metallica and we’ll be set.
... What?
haha double plot twist its M E
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I hate you right now
Why would you do this???
Okay then--HOW THE FUCK DID SHE SEEMINGLY RIP THE LEG OFF THE STILL ACTIVE WALKER UNDER THE BRIDGE?!
...MOTHERFUCKeR!
...Wuh...?
Clementine is a single mother and Gabe is dating her, so he's dating a single mother.
Oh. For some reason, I thought...nevermind.
I suppose that would be sweet, though.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
Is this-a de one where he wants to remind you of a-something?
But how can Gabe possibly date her from beyond the gave??? That's just really strange??
. * halfglances at Sarah *
Also, Tsunderes
https://78.media.tumblr.com/71857e0568a9d5f40e1e85a97f8a9287/tumblr_inline_owlg1uxH5p1v4dmro_1280.jpg
Put all of this together with the URL in the parenthesis
If you're not ready, get ready.
And even though I wanted an ONLY MARLON meme post, I had to make this, take it as a bonus meme
This is as far as you're gonna get.
Cheese and Rice...
B̢̳̻͖̞̫͙̤̱ ̵̨̯̪̖͚̜̱͓̱ͅE̶͉͍͖̠̝̘͘͡ ͉͓͢C͉̦͎͎ ̫̜͔͝A̸̹͈ ͙̜͎̫̙̕͜U̳͈͕̞͘͢ ̜̲̮̳̞̜̥͘S͚̯̼͎͍̘͎͈͘ ̶̨̘̞̥͍́Ḛ̢̘͓̜̺̤͕ ̸̺̤̮̹͕ͅW̛̳̯͕̜ ͢͏͈̝̥E̵̫ͅ ̶̻̮̺̟̘R̢̪̤͙͈͇͡ ̭̲͇Ẹ̸̱̠ ̰̞̹̲̩͡͝T̛̼͈͡ ҉͏͔͎̖̭͈͚̯̕ͅI̷͉͈̳ ̷̪͔͘͜G̷͇ ̨̙̯̺͞ͅH͖͓̫̱͖͈͢͠ ̢̧͙̱̺̫͔͈͘ͅT͓͈̬̩͚̕͢ ̜̦͈̬̻̟̭͟E̸̻̼͖̮̠̳̖ ̵̴̢̦̰R̨̡̛̠ ̯̮̪̳̝͓̠̀T̶̮̻͓̲̤̱ ̵̨̱̫͖͔̦̬͍H̥̤͉̟͟͞ ̤̹͝A̵͍͈̦̘̲̰̗̪̞ ̵͚͕Ǹ̳̣ ͙͈̭͚̘͇̖̖̥́͢B̛̥̣͍̩̥̰̯̤ ҉͔A͏̥̘̯̕ ̢̢͙͉͇̱͓̼͢R̵̙͔͇̭̙̲̘̀ ͏̨̯̪K̸͓̀ ̸̮͍̦̗̦̜ͅO҉̧̼͚̗̞͖̼̞̥ͅ ̗̘̖̟́N̵̦̞͔͖͙̱͍͉͡ͅ ̟̟͉͙̣͖A̼̞̞͓̪ͅ ̡̺͜T͇̲̟͚͙͘͘ ̧̡̰̭̕R̩̤̖̘̭̥ ̧̖̫̯̱̀ͅE҉̘̼̥ͅE̝͍͔̠̟̮͕ͅͅ
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idk
??yall better stop
Lol sorry I’m a newbie
It's cool. Gotta learn somehow.
That's gross.
TFW you hear your future wife gave her first kiss to a dying whiny kid
But in this world state the brat is still alive so she's still a mouth virgin
“A mouth virgin” ?
dear telltale
dont be weird guys
Why not the three at the same time?
Yeeeah...that's a faux pas, alright.
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@DabigRG "This baby is dead thanks to that fucking SilLybEaR"
Highlights
0:06 Realistic
0:38 ...Wuh...
0:48 Funnier than it should be
1:03 Tsundere?
1:18 Wtf...?
1:37 Ugh...Brain Bleach...?
1:44 Gotta tell it strait
1:56 "...Nevermind"
2:33 & 2:40 HUh. How oddly cathartic
2:51 & 2:53 She's so hood
3:42 What's this?
3:47 I...I honestly don't know how else to think about this. So I'll just lol
4:10 "...Did I leave the oven on?"
4:20 No
4:33 Alright, Roach
4:57 Huh. Deja vu
5:00 Cheese and rice! Even Jane is shocked
5:04, 5:07, and 5:12 So fuckin wrong
5:15 Dem lukes
5:36 Right in the family jewels
5:44 How gracious of you
6:04 Do you really even need to ask?
6:07 TenAgaz...amirite? Also, foreshadowing?
6:21 Wot da FFOCK...?
6:26 Huh...little surprised they go all the way with that one
6:42 More Tsunderes
6:56 Well fuck you
7:11 Yeeeah
7:30 "How thoughtful of me"
7:46 Still more shits than Tavia gave
8:10 ...Hi.
8:41 Oh, so NOW they agree
10:03 Still funnier than Jane ever was...you bastard
10:32 K'yeh, pretty much
PTSD flashbacks
When your crush is nearby
Credit to @Curver
Aces everywhere
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This is the reason why Clementine didn’t stay in Richmond.
It was only a matter of time before someone made this.
By: u/saksaktut