Clementine V Max V Ellie V Lara Croft

edited September 2018 in The Walking Dead

Cage match

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  • edited September 2018


    D3Ada55

  • LARA CROFT NOT LAURA

  • Why is Max even in this?

    If it's a cage match with no weapons, Lara, the grown adult who would have proper training and access to workout equipment, regimen, and nutritious food would win.

  • Max dies first, Ellie does something stupid and dies, Clem and Lara is a balanced fight

    HarjKS posted: »

    Why is Max even in this? If it's a cage match with no weapons, Lara, the grown adult who would have proper training and access to workout equipment, regimen, and nutritious food would win.

  • Clementine is 16 and has no good combat training against people. She'd go down in a heartbeat.

    MrGraffio posted: »

    Max dies first, Ellie does something stupid and dies, Clem and Lara is a balanced fight

  • Excuse me what the fuck, Lara dosen’t kill to live she kills only if people are on her way

    HarjKS posted: »

    Clementine is 16 and has no good combat training against people. She'd go down in a heartbeat.

  • Regardless, she still kills and kills people, not zombies. She has way more experience fighting people, is an adult and resources (good food, water, etc.) .

    She'd instantly destroy Clementine in a cage match

    MrGraffio posted: »

    Excuse me what the fuck, Lara dosen’t kill to live she kills only if people are on her way

  • We need ep 2 rn or else this forum will no longer be bearable at all VERY SOON.

  • Nathan Drake V Joel V Lee V Kenny.. who would win?

    I say nathan <33

  • Kenny

    radeka posted: »

    Nathan Drake V Joel V Lee V Kenny.. who would win? I say nathan <33

  • Why

    MrGraffio posted: »

    Kenny

  • In a cage match?

    Probably Joel, I imagine Nathan would be close.

    Lee and Kenny are done for.

    radeka posted: »

    Nathan Drake V Joel V Lee V Kenny.. who would win? I say nathan <33

  • In a normal match, Lara basically destroys everyone else, she's a trained adult against three teenagers half her size.
    But if Maxine can use her power, I dont know how she can even lose. I mean she can stops time itself, how can you even lose with that kind of power?

  • No cage match
    Nathan is tricky and hard to beat :))

    HarjKS posted: »

    In a cage match? Probably Joel, I imagine Nathan would be close. Lee and Kenny are done for.

  • He summons the power of the boats

    radeka posted: »

    Why

  • And the power of water like Jesus Christ. Wait, Kenny is JESUS CHRIST!

    MrGraffio posted: »

    He summons the power of the boats

  • I mean, Lara Croft obviously has an advantage here and I know little about Tomb Raider. Or Life is Strange, for that matter.

  • If Max can use her powers all she is going to be able to do is rewind and get her ass handed to her all over again by Lara, Clem or Ellie so her power is useless.

    Gauss99 posted: »

    In a normal match, Lara basically destroys everyone else, she's a trained adult against three teenagers half her size. But if Maxine can us

  • if clementine had the resources lara had she'd win

  • Plan_RPlan_R Banned
    edited September 2018

    We have to even this up a bit, so they all should be the same age. So I think we should set Lara's age at 17 with Clem, Ellie and Max. So a 17 year old Lara Croft would probably lose to even Max, so she's out. Max couldn't take out either Clem or Ellie separately and they would team up and finish her off, probably three or four times before they made it stick but the end result is the same, Max is out. Which leaves a 17 year old Clem vs a 17 year old Ellie. I have to give the edge to Ellie here just because she learned from Joel.

    But holy shit those two would be a brutal fucking fight and I would gladly spend 70 dollars for the ppv.

  • Fuck this...let's make the cage match more interesting...Lara vs Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs FemShepard

  • FemShepard

    Well that's not exactly fair.

    Fuck this...let's make the cage match more interesting...Lara vs Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs FemShepard

  • How is it not fair hehehe

    DabigRG posted: »

    FemShepard Well that's not exactly fair.

  • Cause shes a fucking military space commander veteran trained

    How is it not fair hehehe

  • Hey if we're going to go crazy here let's make it Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs Lara vs FemShepard vs Samus vs Bayonetta

    Fuck this...let's make the cage match more interesting...Lara vs Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs FemShepard

  • So...you are saying...that a veteran is not wanted. Have you no shame? Or are you saying she would break all their necks too easily and skew the betting pools?

    MrGraffio posted: »

    Cause shes a fucking military space commander veteran trained

  • Cause FemShep would compress these teen tats and slam Lara through the ceiling in seconds.

    How is it not fair hehehe

  • Ohhhh cheeky. Bayonetta cleans house as easily as she killed everyone in Smash Bros.

    Plan_R posted: »

    Hey if we're going to go crazy here let's make it Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs Lara vs FemShepard vs Samus vs Bayonetta

  • Yeah, that's even more broken.

    Ohhhh cheeky. Bayonetta cleans house as easily as she killed everyone in Smash Bros.

  • Dude I am just trying to get Femshepard some work after EA/Bioware screwed up her awesome series. I miss the old girl.

    DabigRG posted: »

    Yeah, that's even more broken.

  • Plan_RPlan_R Banned
    edited September 2018

    Is FemShep living like Qbert in Wreck it Ralph? Gosh, that's just really disheartening.

    Dude I am just trying to get Femshepard some work after EA/Bioware screwed up her awesome series. I miss the old girl.

  • Hmm...

    RIP Clem, Lara, Ellie and Max.

    Fuck this...let's make the cage match more interesting...Lara vs Clem vs Ellie vs Max vs FemShepard

  • Heh. Lemonade stands.

    Dude I am just trying to get Femshepard some work after EA/Bioware screwed up her awesome series. I miss the old girl.

  • lara could kill all of them in 3 v 1 unless max uses her time powers to like, i guess, make her trip or something??

  • edited September 2018

    I tell you...it is sad. When Mass Effect came out...I was 16 and playing as FemShep was unique for this girl...so I became a fan of her because she was not dressed as a slut...which was how most female characters were dressed.

    Plan_R posted: »

    Is FemShep living like Qbert in Wreck it Ralph? Gosh, that's just really disheartening.

  • Plan_RPlan_R Banned
    edited September 2018

    Wait are we going by UFC rules or pro wrestling rules here? Because if it's pro wrestling that person would have won the match by escaping the cage.

    MichaelBP posted: »

    Hmm... RIP Clem, Lara, Ellie and Max.

  • Okay, no lie, that occurred to me as well. :lol:

    But I assumed UFC because Rhonda Rousey.

    Plan_R posted: »

    Wait are we going by UFC rules or pro wrestling rules here? Because if it's pro wrestling that person would have won the match by escaping the cage.

  • Oh that is a good point. Hmm, I guess if we're going by pro wrestling rules then I guess that person would indeed be the winner, even if FemShep reduced their bones to dust?

    Plan_R posted: »

    Wait are we going by UFC rules or pro wrestling rules here? Because if it's pro wrestling that person would have won the match by escaping the cage.

  • Can’t exactly use her power if she’s dead

    Gauss99 posted: »

    In a normal match, Lara basically destroys everyone else, she's a trained adult against three teenagers half her size. But if Maxine can us

  • DUUDE WHAT IF TELLTALE MAKES A SMASH BROS LIKE GAME WITH TELLTALE GAMES CHARACTERS??!?!?

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