Respond with a Telltale game quote

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    Bwaaak! It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™!
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    It must have been jostled out of my pocket and washed away during ingestion. It's gone forever.
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    Oh... There's... A... Monkey-in-my-pocket-and-he's-stealing-all-my-change, his-stare-is-blank-and-glossy-I-suspect-that-he's-deraaaaaaaaaanged!
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    There's a monkey in my pocket, he's attracting all my change!
    His tail is a magnet, and I think that he's got mange!
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    There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole... Nah, that's not true, it's just a bucket.
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    Why do I always have this urge to poke a fish eye?
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    It's the - Stinky - Fisheyed - Geezer! (EEEEIIIIH!)
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    I've seen a tougher face on a newborn.
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    I'm so tough that I... I drink the milk right from the carton!
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    How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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    Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
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    With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
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    Look behind you, a three-headed sea chimp!
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    Oh, for the love-a...I wish I could unsee that!
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    Well, let's just see what happens when I ...PULL OFF YOUR MASK!!
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    I told you before, this isn't a mask, It's-a my face.
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    In Boneville, a big nose is a sign of nobility!
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    I know you're supposed to stop and smell the flowers, but this pot looks like someone's taken it a wee bit too literally.
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    Ye be startin' to get on me nerves, Geekwood.
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    In Homestar Ruiner, my high score in Snake Boxer 5 is level 8. Beat that punks
    :guybrush: :p
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    And you have... An ugly hat!
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    If evil is always evolving, why can't it evolve into something less butt-ugly?
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    You are the ugliest monster ever created!
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    Audiences across the country say: You're a monster, Sam!
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    I knew it all along... with or without all that voodoo, you're still nothing but an evil sack of scumm!
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    I'd be willing to share my booty, if you catch me drift.
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    I generally don't rub my booty in the faces of those I've stolen it from.
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    I love the smell of treasure in the morning!
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    Sarendor wrote: »
    I love the smell of treasure in the morning!


    And I smell Bird Meat!
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    I will tell you one secret: One trick is to use the stinkiest cheese you can find.
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    Sarendor wrote: »
    I will tell you one secret: One trick is to use the stinkiest cheese you can find.

    Thanks, little buddy!
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    Brawny Day, little fellow! Have I mentioned that 'Brawny Day' is the official greeting of the Strong Men's Guild?
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    Say hello to my leetle buddy!
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    Foolish Power Pirate! Your porcelain parts will be sacrificed to, um, Bob, the Lord of the Seas!
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    Look behind you, a Dark Ninja Dave Porcelain Power Pirate!
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    Toys?!
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    Between the cool black tights and the dangerously pointy accessory, Pajama Pants Pierre is starting to look halfway collectible.
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    Is it my birthday today?
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    I hope they brought ice cream cake...
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    But I bet I can get us some honey for free!
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