Walking Dead #AlternativeFacts
If you aren't aware of threads like this around the internet yet, basically it's where you state things about the Walking Dead which aren't actually true, but are still facts, namely 'Alternative Facts'.
I'll start:
When Winston said 'Jesus are you fucking kidding me' he was actually referring to Jesus the character who told him attacking Clementine would be a good idea.
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Clementine actually hates beans, and was secretly glad when Sam took them from her
I don't mean to ruin the thread, but I'm confused. How can it not be true, but still be a fact?
Huh, now this is a fun idea
Alright, I think I've got one...
Ever since he was a kid, Kenny's dream was to become a pirate, and was secretly grateful when Carver beat him with the radio. Now he could rock an eye patch all the time!
Ask the Trump administration.
Kenny looks different in season 3 because he's really Venom Kenny, the real Big Kenny is still out there!
Kenny and Katjaa really just wanted an actual pet duck.
Negan is a pacifist.
If Lee ever had gotten children, they would've been know as 'suburbs'
Lee was never bitten. Believe it, it's an alternate fact.
Carlos was a good doctor for being able to distinguish between a dog bite and a walker bite.
It makes perfect sense for Clementine to be able to operate a wind turbine with no assistance from adults.
DAMN
Kenny's fishing skills came in handy during S1
"I was eating those beans. Are you F***ing insane. I was eating THOSE BEANS"
Aw, yeah. Alternative Facts!
Kenny actually hated boats. When the group reached Savannah he snuck out and broke every single one he could find, and then acted all pissed about it to not raise any suspicion.
Javier's gay.
The final choice in Season Two was between Sarah and Arvo; whoever you go with decides to give AJ a middle name based on a dead relative (Carlos if with Sarah, Natasha if with Arvo), with Sarah getting a Wellington-like flashback and Arvo getting a Jane-like one. If you went alone, you eventually find Luke, who gets a Kenny-like flashback. Depending on who's in your flashback, you get to keep either Sarah's glasses, Arvo's glasses, or Luke's (Nick's) hat.
As Kennyshouldadied says, it's a reference to the fact that Kellyanne Conway described Trump's press secretary's lies about the size of inauguration crowds as 'alternative facts'
Kenny and Jane in season 3 weren't the real Kenny and Jane.
Think about it. It would explain why they looked like shit.
Carley was a crack shot--with a camera.
Mark actually volunteered to be eaten, as everyone knew he was remarkable.
Choices tailor game play and Clem season 3.2 will be in stores soon.
Right?
Even I can figure that one out. The depth is a dead giveaway.
Then he doubles down on the stupidity with the if she's got a fever by morning we'll know it was a walker bite. Cause normal infections don't cause fevers or anything.
There are 42 different starting points for Clem in ANF.
Man, these alternative facts are hilarious! What a joke!
#JaviAndJesus<3
Job gives a shit about us
Jane thought that Kenny would have a calm and rational discussion that would ultumately end in him forgiving her for losing AJ.
False Jesus is straight #alternativefacts
QUICK rewind!!!
I have been looking into wind turbines...there is one near my house...so I asked the owner how it was turned on and off...it was elaborate....there was a switch that said on and another that said off.
Also he had a rotation cutoff switch...if the wind gets too bad...it shuts off until the wind calms down.
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier is an amazingly crafted experience which should not be missed.
That was a well thought out and surprisingly original fact.
You didn't see anything.
AlternativeFact
Nuuuuuuu TT_TT
As an Australian, I can't say I'm a fan of a political thread in the Walking Dead forum, especially since the situation is more complex than this.
I can't say I'm fond of a term that was originally coined by corrupt multi million dollar corrupt media organizations, deliberately built to go viral and attack this new administration.
And when you add the fact they are paying people to pretend online, using bots, and censoring and manipulating online opinion.... yeah I'm not a fan, irrelevant of if the statement is a bit dumb or not.
Very much boy who cries wolf for me, especially since it seemed she was essentially saying Sean Spicer got different info, and it might not even be anything malicious. The only reason we know about this is because the news made sure it went viral, which comes off as a little suspect to me. Not to mention the reporter she was talking to is an absolutely dreadful and corrupt man.
I'm not going to trust Vox telling me I shouldn't trust a public speaker considering their history either.
Sorry I'll shut up, I don't want to be rude or create conflict, this is just frustrating for me, I have been reading and watching about this for quite a while.
It was that Administration that coined the term.
Sean Spicer knew it was a lie when he said it because it had been something that was running social media and news channel.
And even if he did not know...Trump knew that following week and kept on saying the crowds were the larger than they were.
Molly was secretly the camera girl who filmed all the walking dead seasons from up close and afar, using her stealth skills to not be seen. The person filming HER however was Carley's ghost as she was a reporter.
I thought they just got botox together at some back alley or something.
What do you mean by saying the administration coined the term? Because if you just mean Kellyane's original statement, that's a bit too vague for my liking.
How are the crowd sizes measured and recorded? Because I have been getting nothing but mixed info due to the hysterical nature of discussion online and incredibly vague and suspect media write ups.
I can't say I'm a fan of administration, or him personally, but I'm very wait and see on the situation. I am very disillusioned, since I quite liked Bernie, and saw all the vicious attacks and manipulation against him, so it has become dramatically boy who cries wolf situation for me, seeing New York Times, who ran something close to deceitful attack pieces on Bernie in around 18 hours, writing a ridiculous amount of hyperbole about them, which makes it hard to know and be aware of what might be legitimate instances for criticism or not.
We should probably move over to the political thread anyway if we discuss this, sorry for bringing this up, I hope I don't appear rude on this very complex subject.