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Grant a Useless Power!

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  • AndorxorAndorxor
    edited November 2009
    I grant Sniklin immunity to the poison of female rabbits
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited November 2009
    I grant Andorxor the power to communicate with fruit.
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited November 2009
    I grant dentbuds the power to have a post in this thread right above my own post here.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited November 2009
    I grant scrauffler the power to correct his own spelling.

    
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    Snicklin wrote: »
    I grant StroBro the power to open locked doors!

    that's actually pretty useful!

    i grant snicklin the power to wanna eat himslef.
  • BobbinBobbin
    edited November 2009
    I grant strobro the ability to know that it is both illegal and unethical to want to eat one's self.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited November 2009
    I grant Bobbin the ability to speak Pig Latin

    I ant-gray bin-bobay e-thay ity-abilay otay eak-spay igPay atin-Lay.
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited November 2009
    I grant Snicklin the power to fly...

    ... a kite...

    ... on a very windy day.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    i grant scrawffler to shoot a finger gun.
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited November 2009
    I grant strobro the power of day-vision.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    I grant Scrawffler the power to give Strobro powers.
  • wavefunctionwavefunction
    edited November 2009
    I grant tpraves a power to walk among the living
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    I grant wavefunction the power to type tpravetz's name right.
  • BobbinBobbin
    edited November 2009
    I grant strobro the power to have a signature.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited November 2009
    I grant bobbin the power to move his mouth
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    i grant Icedhope the power to NOT move his mouth!
  • wavefunctionwavefunction
    edited November 2009
    I grant stobro the power to sit in a chaiir
  • BobbinBobbin
    edited November 2009
    I grant wavefunction the power to have posted before me.
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited November 2009
    I grant Bobbin the power to have posted after wavefunction.
  • wavefunctionwavefunction
    edited November 2009
    I grant Scrawffler to be author of a post that is right before me
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    I grant Wavefunction the power to have this power.
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited November 2009
    i grant Tpravetz the power to be able to see 2 seconds into the past
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    Brian, Mighty Pirate wrote: »
    i grant Tpravetz the power to be able to see 2 seconds into the past

    Woah! That's amazing!


    I grant Brian, Mighty Pirate the power to be immortal until the day he dies.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    Woah! That's amazing!


    I grant Brian, Mighty Pirate the power to be immortal until the day he dies.

    that's already been used, xD. (they said "the power to be alive until death"


    I grant Tpravetz the power to drink Pepsi out of a can.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    that's already been used, xD. (they said "the power to be alive until death"


    I grant Tpravetz the power to drink Pepsi out of a can.

    (Well... Mine is better!)


    I grant Zombiemaniac the power to fly for one second at a time.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited November 2009
    I grant Tpravetz the power to produce gas from his head when he has a brain fart!
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited December 2009
    i grant octochan to be able to be able to read the thoughts of fish
  • strobrostrobro
    edited December 2009
    glub glub!

    i grant Brian the power to watch tv.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2009
    I grant StroBro the power of boring prattle
  • strobrostrobro
    edited December 2009
    I grant Remolay the power to type.
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited December 2009
    I give strobro the power to breathe backwards. wtf? xDD
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2009
    I give The Nuclear Reactor the power to eat toast on a Saturday morning right when the rooster crows. If she hears no rooster, she gets no toast.
  • Fishstick_KittyFishstick_Kitty
    edited December 2009
    I grant Maxilyah the ability to eat a 5 gallon bucket full of food then being able to sleep it off in the emptied bucket.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited December 2009
    i grant Fishstick Kitty to be a grammar nazi
  • FriarFriar
    edited December 2009
    I grant strobro the power to do 'the guybrush' whenever he pleases.
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2009
    I Give 'Friar' the power to be generally strange.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2009
    I grant ted12 the power to hold his pee until he makes it to the toilet.
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited December 2009
    I grant Maxilyah the power to grant useless powers.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2009
    I grant TheNuclearReactor the power to have a DeviantArt account. No. Several DeviantArt accounts. XD
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited December 2009
    I grant Maxilyah immunity from the severe neck slashings that my sword forces me to perform.

    ...heeaaaads...
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