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  • ted12ted12
    edited July 2010
    I grant Everlast the power to return to his house by tapping his heels together-IF he's wearing the original ruby slippers (which are detioriorating in a glass box at the Smithsonian)
  • TheGingerNinjaTheGingerNinja
    edited August 2010
    I give ted the power to give me a useless power
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    I grant TheGingerNinja the power to actually HAVE an awesome signature.
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    i grant strongbrush1 the power to embrace more hobos
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    seibert may now jump off a cliff at will!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    I grant Ted12 the power to shapeshift at random...

    ...in episodes 3 and 4 of The Devil's Playhouse.

    Also, this thread has been resurrected!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited October 2010
    I grant StrongBrush the ability to get too fat to move and die of a heart attack due to instantaneously occurring type-two diabetes.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited October 2010
    I grant Snicklin the power to burp the alphabet.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    I grant VeronicanPlay the power to grant powers
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    I grant Remolay the power to break electronics
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to be Theodore XII.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited October 2010
    I grant StrongBrush1 the power to melt. No, not to melt other things, only himself.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    I grant SunnyGuy the power to live in Mexico.
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    SB1 is granted the power to actually be Captain Obvious (Being a superhero whose powers are limited to restating what is already known.)
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited October 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to become invisible for 0.00000000000000001 seconds every 100 years
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2010
    I grant Mighty M the power to actually be a strong letter M. Of course, the M is printed in 8 point font on his local newspaper.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited November 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to lick his elbow
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited November 2010
    I grant The Mighty M to become fat at will.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited November 2010
    I grant VeronicanPlay the power to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited November 2010
    I grant Klatuu the power to do the same as he always does
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited November 2010
    I grant The Mighty M the power to use an avatar!
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited November 2010
    I grant mightypiratetm the power to stand in one spot for a short time.
  • koiboi59koiboi59
    edited November 2010
    dahoughtonuk wrote: »
    I grant mightypiratetm the power to stand in one spot for a short time.

    i grant dahoughtonuk the power to breath.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited November 2010
    I grant koiboi the power to turn into an origami crane at will. Only problem is, you can't turn back
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2010
    I grant Mighty M the power to smite trolls.

    Trick them into typing Alt-F4
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2010
    Strongbrush is granted the power tobe referred to by his actual name on the internet.

    *For the record, his actual name is
    None of your damn business!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    I grant Ted12 the power to accelerate to the speed of light, travel around earth and crash on a lorry whenever he is standing next to said lorry and sneezes.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    I grant Sarendor to power to be an israelian yokel.
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited December 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    I grant Sarendor to power to be an israelian yokel.

    I grant strongbrush the power to turn apples into snakes , but only on the 3rd of each month!
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited December 2010
    I grant GeorgeC the power to use the unerring find any place upon Jupiter's surface while he is at the core. His chances of survival while there do do not increase.
  • ZettaZetta
    edited December 2010
    I grant dahoughtonuk the power to fart out a Brussel Sprout whenever he beats I Wanna Be The Guy on impossible mode.
  • ZettaZetta
    edited December 2010
    I grant me the ability to double post!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited January 2011
    I grant Zetta the power to remind me of the babe.
    What babe?
    The babe with the power.
    What power?
    The power of voodoo.
    Voodoo?
    You do.
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe.
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Klatuu wrote: »
    I grant Zetta the power to remind me of the babe.
    What babe?
    The babe with the power.
    What power?
    The power of voodoo.
    Voodoo?
    You do.
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe.

    I grant ye, Klatuu, the power to comprehend the power of the mind!
    (oh wait)
  • jmmjmm
    edited February 2011
    I hereby grant, with all responsibilities and privileges, the ability to quote lines from games made by Telltale to GeorgeC.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2011
    I grant jmm the power to breathe IN SPACE!

    But only in an astronaut's suit.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2011
    I give StrongBrush1 the power to be obvious, obviously.
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited February 2011
    The Mighty M wrote: »
    I give StrongBrush1 the power to be obvious, obviously.
    I grant The Mighty M the power to describe his personality
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2011
    mightypiratetm wrote: »
    I grant The Mighty M the power to describe his personality

    I give you the power to read this: I am spontaneous, random and idiotic.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited February 2011
    I grant the Mighty M the power to heal herself when not injured or contused.
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