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  • Unknown
    edited February 2011
    i bet snicklin to make better post
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited February 2011
    I grant siebert the power to be obvious
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2011
    Snicklin wrote: »
    I grant the Mighty M the power to heal herself when not injured or contused.

    himself...
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited February 2011
    I grant The Mighty M the power to be unable to grant a power to usernames with the same name as his, minus the letters 'the' plus the letters 'piratet'.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2011
    I grant Sarendor the Power of Love. (The tennis score, not the emotion.)
  • 1nky1nky
    edited February 2011
    I grant Klatuu the ability to instantly know how many grains of sand there are in a 20-metre radius.
  • Hayley the HedgieHayley the Hedgie
    edited February 2011
    I grant 1nky the power to know the exact time when wet paint on the wall has dried.
  • GeorgeCGeorgeC
    edited February 2011
    Hayley the Hedgie wrote: »
    I grant 1nky the power to know the exact time when wet paint on the wall has dried.

    I grant Hayley the power to turn moondust into money!
    Now you just gotta get the moondust!
  • Hayley the HedgieHayley the Hedgie
    edited February 2011
    GeorgeC wrote: »
    I grant Hayley the power to turn moondust into money!
    Now you just gotta get the moondust!

    Jaysus, I'd actually love that power. I plan to travel to the moon someday, y'know.... XD

    I grant GeorgeC the power to uncook frozen meals.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2011
    I grant Hayley the Hedgie the power to travel through thyme.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2011
    Klatuu may dig for treasure in his nose.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2011
    It's dangerous to go alone!

    I grant Ted12 this.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2011
    I grant StrongBrush1 that.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited February 2011
    I grant The Mighty M, the power to hurt when he stub his toe.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2011
    I grant VeronicanPlay the power to view her own post.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited February 2011
    I grant Hayden the power to whistle with his ears.
  • rubygloommelrubygloommel
    edited February 2011
    I grant VeronicanPlay the ability to shed all their body hair.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    I give rubygloommel the power to guess the above user's gender well.
    (Actually, that's a useful one. But silly nonetheless.)
  • rubygloommelrubygloommel
    edited March 2011
    Sarendor wrote: »
    I give rubygloommel the power to guess the above user's gender well.
    (Actually, that's a useful one. But silly nonetheless.)

    If only! Why must this thread taunt me with things never to be?
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    you are granted the power of wishful thinking.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    I grant ted12 the power to post messages which raise his post count by 1.01!
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    Sarendor may now take baths at will.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    ted12 now has the ability to fly on an airplane.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    brushstrong may have his name messed up at will. Other peoples' will, I mean.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    I grant ted12 the ability to drop his new album next susrdai, y'all biscuitheads.
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited March 2011
    You now how the power to convince Telltale to make a Walking Dead game.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    I grant DrRocketGenius the ability to conduct static electricty when they rub their feet on a carpet with wool socks on.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    Martin may get sued by copyright infringement lawyers at their leisure.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2011
    i grant you the power to be younger
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2011
    I grant seibert the power to grow a beard whenever he wants
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    You are granted the ability to extrude cheese from common beach sand.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    I grant you the ability to insert "SPAAAAAAAAACE" seamlessly into any conversation.
  • ted12ted12
    edited May 2011
    Alcoremortis maybut me a pet tarantula because my big brother won't let me have one.

    ...You may also remain oblivious to my YGOTAS references.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    I give ted12 the power to name the cave he lives in.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    I grant Sarendor the ability to slowly accumulate belly button lint.

    His own belly button lint, I should say. Accumulating other peoples' would just be wrong.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Yikes!
    I grant Chyron the power to be able to choose whether to have the voting rights of a 12 years old baboon or the voting rights of a 27 and a day years old singer who made a deal with satan.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    I grant Sarendor the ability to shred his shoes and socks to bits from the inside out with his toenails.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Haha, even Wolverine can't do that! (I think.)
    I grant Chyron the power to make himself one milimetre shorter for eternity! However, this can be only used once, so be careful to choose the right moment!
  • Pony BonePony Bone
    edited June 2011
    I grant Sarendor the ability to know when someone has to use the bathroom.
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    I grant Pony Bone the power to feel when the grass grows.
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