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Grant a Useless Power!

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  • priznaprizna
    edited February 2010
    I grant The Mighty M the power to find lost socks.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    I grant prizna the power to have a keyboard cat
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    I grant the Mighty M the power to digest food with his/her fingers.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    I grant OzzieMonkey the power to shuffle cards with his toenails
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    I grant Chyron8472 the power to do someting constructive instead of posting here.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to turn max's mind reading skills against him.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    I grant OzzieMonkey To have cheeese!
    Tommy Nooka: Cheese is a kind of meat,
    A tasty yellow treat
    I milk it from my teet
    But I try to be discreet
    Oooooh cheese!
    Oooooh cheese!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    I give the mighty m the power to stop quoting the mighty boosh
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    I Grant Remolay the power to grant powers to anyone except himself
  • ezzetabiezzetabi
    edited March 2010
    I grant you the ability of use everything as a powerful weapon. But only against yourself.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    I grant ezzetabi the power to have a naughty monkey
  • lombrelombre
    edited March 2010
    I grant The Mighty M the power to get not one, but two bottles of Oxy-Clean for just $19.95.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    lombe, I give you the power to lick breakfast
  • BadStrongBadStrong
    edited March 2010
    Broom.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    I grant BadStrong the power to buy 1 ShamWow set and get a second one FREE (well, there's the $59.95 shipping, but still...)
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to have not 1, not 2, but no ShamWoohoo's for not 10 dollars, not 9 dollars, but 200 dollars!
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    I grant myself the ability to kill threads (I'm getting deja vu)
  • ScrawfflerScrawffler
    edited March 2010
    I grant The Mighty M the power to resurrect stuff that's currently living.
  • jmmjmm
    edited March 2010
    I grant Scrawffler the power of turning water into wassabi.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited March 2010
    I grant jmm the strength of 5 worms.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2010
    I grant mr_nutt the ability to predict their own death a fraction of a second before it happens.
  • MalkyTopMalkyTop
    edited March 2010
    I grant Irishmile the power to turn things green.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2010
    I grant MalkyTop the ability to create spinning tops that taste like milk.
  • jmmjmm
    edited March 2010
    I grant Ray-The-Sun the power to embarrass himself, in weird albeit creative and funny ways
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    I grant jmm the power to randomly sing and dance to I Got The Power (or whatever it's called) in public
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    I grant remolay the ability to come up with old inventions that lack novelty!
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited April 2010
    I grant Everlast the ability to whisper softer than anyone else in the world.
  • MalkyTopMalkyTop
    edited April 2010
    I grant Irishmile the power to communicate with pencils.
  • jmmjmm
    edited April 2010
    I grant MalkyTop the ability to be forgotten at will
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    i grant jmm the ability to write backward sentences.
  • TookiGuyTookiGuy
    edited April 2010
    I grant Everlast the ability to scratch his/her nose with his/her upper lip.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    I grant tookiguy the ability to say everything while grabbing his tooki!
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited May 2010
    Everlast has the power to become an human slide when people shout hi
  • TheGingerNinjaTheGingerNinja
    edited May 2010
    I grant aerbil the power to make library cards whenever he feels dehydratid
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    I grant thegingerninja the power to feel cool but not actually be cool while by himself. (not in the maner of heat.)
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited June 2010
    I grant jaden551 the power to find one penny sometime in the future on any street of his choosing.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    I grant thatdude98 the power to kill a yak 100 yards away WITH MIND BULLETS! No less, no more.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    I grant jaden511 the power to summon 1 ant, every 10 minutes.
  • SillyStellSillyStell
    edited June 2010
    I grant VeronicanPlay the power to read Streetcar Named Desire backwards
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    I grant SillyStill the power to pull fish out of her ears.
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