The Official "Give Poogers an Internship at New Telltale" Thread - By Poogers

Hello all Epic Telltale Gamers.

It is I, Poogers, and I'm here to inform you on why you should start a campaign for me (Poogers) to be given an internship at Telltale Games.

About Me:

I have been an active member of this community for over 5 years now. I have played Telltale games since 2013 and have followed their progress ever since. You all know me and I all know you, but I know yall know me for the memes that I provide.

Reasons why I should be given an internship:

  1. I need Rhys socks and if opportunity allows I may have higher chance if things play out correctly
  2. I understand Telltale's formula and inner workings
  3. I have skills in editing, directing, writing, and cinematography
  4. I have minor skills in animation and game design
  5. It would be funny that if hired that I can comment on this post saying "Hey it worked" when my profile is listed as Telltale Staff and everyone would laugh and then get on with their day
  6. Please

What you can do:

I need your help for this movement. Show your support, our cause shall be heard. This is clearly our utmost most important thing that must be accomplished in the Telltale Community! This is what you can do:

  1. "Yeah give Poogers an internship! I think he has good ideas!"
  2. "Give him a shot, man! Give him an interview or something, huh!?"
  3. Suggest I should be hired
  4. Never say anything bad about me (Important)

And there we have it fellas. Let's make it happen Gamers.

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Comments

  • @Nikolah
    Please, make this happen. Just take our boy in for at least one day, he needs his goddamned socks!
    He's got some mad skills and some awesome ideas, just give him a interview!
    He should be hired!

  • NikolahNikolah ModeratorVerified

    Alas not up to me, BUT I wouldn’t be surprised if in the future full time, part time and internship opportunities begin opening up. Just need to keep your eyes open. I got my start 20 years ago volunteering for EverQuest and a random 4am chat with a new hire. And an even bigger start years later missing my train and a midnight chat on Facebook. You never know where life will take you.

    @Nikolah Please, make this happen. Just take our boy in for at least one day, he needs his goddamned socks! He's got some mad skills and some awesome ideas, just give him a interview! He should be hired!

  • So what are these "skills in editing, directing, writing, and cinematography" you`re bragging about? :p Have you at least done a short film or something lol?

  • Perhaps he did, but one creation of his where I feel all of those skills were applied was his Telltale Memorial Video back in September 2018. It was really well done :smiley:

    0v3rp0w3r posted: »

    So what are these "skills in editing, directing, writing, and cinematography" you`re bragging about? Have you at least done a short film or something lol?

  • If you do manage to acquire a set of Rhys socks, could you send some my way?

  • His videos are top notch

    0v3rp0w3r posted: »

    So what are these "skills in editing, directing, writing, and cinematography" you`re bragging about? Have you at least done a short film or something lol?

  • I can only imagine just how fullfilling and satisfying it must be to finally get those socks and an internship at Telltale. Whatever he works on I'm sure it'll be helpful. Since Wolf 2 releases in 2021, I'd say there's still hope for something to happen.

  • I can't believe we're legitately considering the idea of an internship/part-time position opening up at Telltale sometime in the future, Poogs signing up, and mayyybe getting it?

    You willing to move to San Fran, my meme man?

  • Yes Ive done short film production before including directing, writing, and editing, so clearly this alone means I am fully capable to be hired at New Telltale 0 questions asked.

    0v3rp0w3r posted: »

    So what are these "skills in editing, directing, writing, and cinematography" you`re bragging about? Have you at least done a short film or something lol?

  • you said it my guy

    Ghetsis posted: »

    I can only imagine just how fullfilling and satisfying it must be to finally get those socks and an internship at Telltale. Whatever he work

  • realistically Im probably moving to Ca by the end of the next year regardless so

    AChicken posted: »

    I can't believe we're legitately considering the idea of an internship/part-time position opening up at Telltale sometime in the future, Poogs signing up, and mayyybe getting it? You willing to move to San Fran, my meme man?

  • First day at Telltale: "As the new member of the video production team, my first order of business is to design and commission 500 pairs of Rhys socks, which should be sold on our yet-to-be-constructed merch store!!"

    Poogers555 posted: »

    you said it my guy

  • inb4 there are no socks

    AChicken posted: »

    First day at Telltale: "As the new member of the video production team, my first order of business is to design and commission 500 pairs of Rhys socks, which should be sold on our yet-to-be-constructed merch store!!"

  • writes the resignation letter on the second day of work.

    Ghetsis posted: »

    inb4 there are no socks

  • "Yeah give Poogers an internship! I think he has good ideas!"
    "Give him a shot, man! Give him an interview or something, huh!?"
    Suggest I should be hired
    Never say anything bad about me (Important)

  • Hmm yes. Seems legit.

  • edited December 2019

    Yeah give Poogers an internship! I think he has good ideas!

    dontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrude

    No seriously maybe giving him a moderator position, I think that'd be cool @Nikolah

  • Wow, this is actually more plausible than Poogs actually getting Rhys socks.

  • I cannot allow that to happen, Poogs is my yearly April Fools' candidate mod.

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    Yeah give Poogers an internship! I think he has good ideas! dontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrude No seriously maybe giving him a moderator position, I think that'd be cool @Nikolah

  • Being a mod here isn't really cool or worth it anymore though.

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    Yeah give Poogers an internship! I think he has good ideas! dontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrudedontsayanythingrude No seriously maybe giving him a moderator position, I think that'd be cool @Nikolah

  • Cries

    Nikolah posted: »

    Alas not up to me, BUT I wouldn’t be surprised if in the future full time, part time and internship opportunities begin opening up. Just nee

  • I'll fill in for Poogster.

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I cannot allow that to happen, Poogs is my yearly April Fools' candidate mod.

  • edited December 2019

    Not all opinions are wrong but uh...

    You violated rule 4 bucko

    CAITT posted: »

    No.

  • edited December 2019

    Yeet or be yeeted.

    Poogers555 posted: »

    Not all opinions are wrong but uh... You violated rule 4 bucko

  • this mofo jus want does dam socks bruh. ALSO YOU GET RHYS' SOCKS?!!!! HOW DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THAT?!!!!

  • The next day.

    This just in, 500 pairs of socks have been reported as stolen from Telltale Games. In other news, newly hired employee, Poogers, has coincidentally gone missing.

    AChicken posted: »

    First day at Telltale: "As the new member of the video production team, my first order of business is to design and commission 500 pairs of Rhys socks, which should be sold on our yet-to-be-constructed merch store!!"

  • this gonna sound retarded but are u serious

    AChicken posted: »

    First day at Telltale: "As the new member of the video production team, my first order of business is to design and commission 500 pairs of Rhys socks, which should be sold on our yet-to-be-constructed merch store!!"

  • :joy: nah mate, they are kidding

    Ethan2150 posted: »

    this gonna sound retarded but are u serious

  • Ah, sooo... You're the new kid?

    No, they aren't. This is just the spirit of the forums.

    GET THE FUCK USED TO IT, KID!

    Ethan2150 posted: »

    this gonna sound retarded but are u serious

  • Boi, use your inside voice.

    Ah, sooo... You're the new kid? No, they aren't. This is just the spirit of the forums. GET THE FUCK USED TO IT, KID!

  • Hey man Ethan is 15 don't talk my man down like that he demands some respecc

    Ah, sooo... You're the new kid? No, they aren't. This is just the spirit of the forums. GET THE FUCK USED TO IT, KID!

  • no.

    Ghetsis posted: »

    Hey man Ethan is 15 don't talk my man down like that he demands some respecc

  • You articulate your thoughts well, so I do not see why not. I think you would be a good asset in future production.

  • why do i need to get used to it? not like rhys socks are annoying and unfunny. id pay a V E R Y P R E T T Y P E N N Y for a pair of those! (u can get em at redbubble) kinda look like shit quality do

    Ah, sooo... You're the new kid? No, they aren't. This is just the spirit of the forums. GET THE FUCK USED TO IT, KID!

  • It was a joke.

    Ethan2150 posted: »

    why do i need to get used to it? not like rhys socks are annoying and unfunny. id pay a V E R Y P R E T T Y P E N N Y for a pair of those! (u can get em at redbubble) kinda look like shit quality do

  • sure it was a joke. i dont care. there were only negative responses from your "joke". you DO need to choose your words bro, you got some serious problems with dat

    It was a joke.

  • Not really my battle to be fighting, but reading over the responses to Deku's initial comment, they just appear to be banter. He was kidding, and I do feel he made it very clear with his comment that it was a joke, I do understand you may not be used to the humour, but it is fairly common on here, you'll get used to it sooner or later :smile:

    Ethan2150 posted: »

    sure it was a joke. i dont care. there were only negative responses from your "joke". you DO need to choose your words bro, you got some serious problems with dat

  • I'm sorry, i didn't mean to upset you.

    Ethan2150 posted: »

    sure it was a joke. i dont care. there were only negative responses from your "joke". you DO need to choose your words bro, you got some serious problems with dat

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