Random question: Would people be up for a small (20 dollars or less, at least 3 dollars) Secret Santa thing between TTG Forumers using Steam gifts and the like?
Random question: Would people be up for a small (20 dollars or less, at least 3 dollars) Secret Santa thing between TTG Forumers using Steam gifts and the like?
I would be up for gifting a $3 item, but it might be a few days after Christmas.
-Proud to be called an Otaku. +5
-Takes up Japanese in Highschool. If not offered, tries to learn it anyways.+2
-Tends to believe Japanese culture in general is superior to all other Asian cultures. +5
-Tends to believe Japanese culture in general is superior to all other cultures. Period. +5
-Prefers Japanese women.+5
-Draws "Anime" style. Refuses to draw any other way.+3
-Wants to become a manga-ka in japan.+5
-Believes Japan is just like its portrayal in Anime or other Media.+2
-Picks up some social etiquette from anime or manga ie: it's ok for girls to grope, "glomp", "molest" someone as well as screech in a high pitch tone. for men, it's ok to act all perverted in public or act all "badass". (covered by the next line) +4
-Thinks owning katanas or other "Japanese weapons" makes him badass. +3
-Believes that they will be accepted right into Japanese culture because of the knowledge they gained while watching Anime and read Manga.+5
-Doesn't watch Japanese movies or reads Japanese books that are unrelated to Anime or Manga. +2
-Believes that characters resembling the Sasuke Archetype are totally badass and tries to follow them.+3
-Believes yaoi is super kawaii+4
-But is not supportive of gay rights because real gay men are ugly. I wish I wasn't kidding with this one.+10
-Likes to insert half-assed japanese into daily dialog.+4
-Carameldansen+6
-Thinking eating Pocky, reconstituted ramen, western sushi, and drinking Ramune constitutes as partaking in Japanese cuisine. +3
-Cosplay+3
-Girls acting like cats.+4
-Aren't interested in any other culture other than Japanese culture.+7
-Believes anyone else who enjoys Japanese culture will act like them.+5
-Believes Japanese games are superior to any game from other nationalities.+5
-Believes J-pop and J-rock is superior to western pop and rock.+5
-Watches subs for Anime to "view it in its purest form".+2
Supplemental points- If you have these, and only these, you get off scott free.
-Likes saying "random" things like pie and spork out loud. +3
-Don't know how to properly act in social situations. +3
-Lack of personal hygiene, for some reason. (Scraggly greasy hair, messy unkempt facial hair, skips showering some days.)+2
-Takes constructive criticism as attacks. +2
-The Game +3
-Has either an incredibly high standard for women or incredibly low standard for women. +3
-Clearly has ADHD but fully embraces it and doesn't try to control it at all because it's "lulz and random". +4
-Either are super perverted or thinks they're super perverted, and is not afraid to share this with everyone. +4
-Conventions +3
score
Not a Weeaboo:0-30
Weeaboo:30-100
Super Weeaboo: 100-134
HIGH SCORE! YOU ARE WEEABOO MASTER: 135
21. In below the weeaboo threshold, and most of them are from the supplementals. I invite you all to take spurious guesses at my weeb hits, though. Stay out of this, Dashing. Knowing me personally gives you an unfair edge in this.
-Takes up Japanese in Highschool. If not offered, tries to learn it anyways.+2
-Prefers Japanese women.+5
-Likes to insert half-assed japanese into daily dialog.+4
-Carameldansen+6
-Cosplay+3
Current total, 20
Supplemental points- If you have these, and only these, you get off scott free.
-Likes saying "random" things like pie and spork out loud. +3
-Don't know how to properly act in social situations. +3
-Lack of personal hygiene, for some reason. (Scraggly greasy hair, messy unkempt facial hair, skips showering some days.)+2(slightly justified as I seriously do not like razors. they feel really weird.)
-The Game +3(It's a reflex at this point, but it still counts)
-Conventions +3(although I've never actually been to one, so this may not count)
Score 34 Weeaboo:30-100
Crap.
Random question: Would people be up for a small (20 dollars or less, at least 3 dollars) Secret Santa thing between TTG Forumers using Steam gifts and the like?
21. In below the weeaboo threshold, and most of them are from the supplementals. I invite you all to take spurious guesses at my weeb hits, though. Stay out of this, Dashing. Knowing me personally gives you an unfair edge in this.
Well, I know you're not an otaku. If you were you wouldn't like Twiligelion, as that's an insult to anime in general.
Random question: Would people be up for a small (20 dollars or less, at least 3 dollars) Secret Santa thing between TTG Forumers using Steam gifts and the like?
This is why we can never be friends. Also, the mutual loathing probably hurts things, too.
You're right. None of my friends enjoy watching mentally traumatized characters masturbate over the bodies of other comatose mentally traumatized characters. BTW I think I know the answer to the superperverted one, or do you just skip that part every time you watch End of Evangelion? ^_^
Okay, how about this, I barely ever listen to Carameldansen, and I danced to it whilst really bored on a snowday once. And again, it isn't japanese. Only the animation is. Can I take a liberty for that.?
Okay, how about this, I barely ever listen to Carameldansen, and I danced to it whilst really bored on a snowday once. And again, it isn't japanese. Only the animation is. Can I take a liberty for that.?
-Takes up Japanese in Highschool. If not offered, tries to learn it anyways.+2
-Doesn't watch Japanese movies or reads Japanese books that are unrelated to Anime or Manga. (This is technically true, but in light of the fact that I don't often read books from my own culture, much less anyone else's, and rarely watch anime or read manga [leaving me very out of the loop with some of my friends], I reject your two points.)
-Cosplay+3
Supplemental points- If you have these, and only these, you get off scott free.
-Conventions +3
I think I ought to have at least half a point knocked off for having taken Japanese in college, but whatever. I almost gave myself the Japanese games one until I noticed it said "superior to any games from other cultures".
I think having lived for an extended period of time in an Asian country should pretty much instantly excuse you from the test. Even someone who went over as a weeaboo should gain at least a basic understanding that anime is not real life after an experience like that, and if not then they probably fail human level intelligence forever. Of course, they could do all that and still come back and not bathe and play The Game and glomp and shit, so maybe not.
Thank god for NDK starting a rule that you have to ask permission before you glomp. Unless you're super cute, look like you've bathed today, and I can't smell you from five feet away, the answer is NO.
Which raises the question: How was that super tall guy dressed as Kiba ever allowed to not only hug me, but lift me off the ground when I was dressed as Gai? In theory, I should've taken off running before he had the chance. Then again, in theory I shouldn't have been cosplaying from Naruto.
Yes, I cosplayed from Naruto. I wanted to do a costume that nobody in their right mind would do, so I went as Gai.
I'm a little ashamed, but not too much to admit to it. And by the way, those eyebrows were uncomfortable as hell.
Thank god for NDK starting a rule that you have to ask permission before you glomp. Unless you're super cute, look like you've bathed today, and I can't smell you from five feet away, the answer is NO.
Which raises the question: How was that super tall guy dressed as Kiba ever allowed to not only hug me, but lift me off the ground when I was dressed as Gai? In theory, I should've taken off running before he had the chance. Then again, in theory I shouldn't have been cosplaying from Naruto.
Yes, I cosplayed from Naruto. I wanted to do a costume that nobody in their right mind would do, so I went as Gai.
I'm a little ashamed, but not too much to admit to it. And by the way, those eyebrows were uncomfortable as hell.
Okay, you know what. I'm removing Carameldansen from my list by the grounds that, Like Tunak Tunak Tun, I don't really like the song, it's just catchy as hell.
Being a weeaboo is not a big deal. It's only bad if it turns you into a jerk. Technically, I'm not a weeaboo if you go by the list G-Tope made, but considering how much I know about Japanese culture, I can't say I'm completely clean. I suppose you could call me a 'cultured weeaboo' in the sense that I actually do my research, lol.
EDIT: Ramune is just regular ol' soda, but it comes in odd flavors that aren't common in American sodas, like melon and lychee. Also, the bottle has an odd sealing mechanism involving a marble.
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also wow, some of you guys know nothin bout pot
I would be up for gifting a $3 item, but it might be a few days after Christmas.
21. In below the weeaboo threshold, and most of them are from the supplementals. I invite you all to take spurious guesses at my weeb hits, though. Stay out of this, Dashing. Knowing me personally gives you an unfair edge in this.
-Prefers Japanese women.+5
-Likes to insert half-assed japanese into daily dialog.+4
-Carameldansen+6
-Cosplay+3
Current total, 20
Supplemental points- If you have these, and only these, you get off scott free.
-Likes saying "random" things like pie and spork out loud. +3
-Don't know how to properly act in social situations. +3
-Lack of personal hygiene, for some reason. (Scraggly greasy hair, messy unkempt facial hair, skips showering some days.)+2(slightly justified as I seriously do not like razors. they feel really weird.)
-The Game +3(It's a reflex at this point, but it still counts)
-Conventions +3(although I've never actually been to one, so this may not count)
Score 34
Weeaboo:30-100
Crap.
I'm dirt broke.
Well, I know you're not an otaku. If you were you wouldn't like Twiligelion, as that's an insult to anime in general.
I'd kick someone a "generous" gift via steam.
This is why we can never be friends. Also, the mutual loathing probably hurts things, too.
You're right. None of my friends enjoy watching mentally traumatized characters masturbate over the bodies of other comatose mentally traumatized characters. BTW I think I know the answer to the superperverted one, or do you just skip that part every time you watch End of Evangelion? ^_^
Well, you're using a weeb emoticon. The pot calls the kettle black... lolpot.
Also, I do believe you've seen a fair amount of Evangelion media. How else could you know?
nope
Stages of grief: stage 3, bargaining.
I don't exactly go around bashing things I haven't seen for myself. Since you asked, it's one of the first anime I watched.
Don't care, I refuse to be a weeaboo!
-Doesn't watch Japanese movies or reads Japanese books that are unrelated to Anime or Manga. (This is technically true, but in light of the fact that I don't often read books from my own culture, much less anyone else's, and rarely watch anime or read manga [leaving me very out of the loop with some of my friends], I reject your two points.)
-Cosplay+3
Supplemental points- If you have these, and only these, you get off scott free.
-Conventions +3
I think I ought to have at least half a point knocked off for having taken Japanese in college, but whatever. I almost gave myself the Japanese games one until I noticed it said "superior to any games from other cultures".
score: 8
Not a Weeaboo:0-30
There's a reason why Con Stank exists.
Which raises the question: How was that super tall guy dressed as Kiba ever allowed to not only hug me, but lift me off the ground when I was dressed as Gai? In theory, I should've taken off running before he had the chance. Then again, in theory I shouldn't have been cosplaying from Naruto.
Yes, I cosplayed from Naruto. I wanted to do a costume that nobody in their right mind would do, so I went as Gai.
I'm a little ashamed, but not too much to admit to it. And by the way, those eyebrows were uncomfortable as hell.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaboooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This one's me as well.
Just sayin'.
This is not a fight you can win.
You want me to ship you some, dude?
I would be eternally grateful, yes. I can compensate via PayPal, because that's how I roll.
EDIT: Ramune is just regular ol' soda, but it comes in odd flavors that aren't common in American sodas, like melon and lychee. Also, the bottle has an odd sealing mechanism involving a marble.
If you must know, it's pretty much soda. That's it. It's personally alright.