Can't or won't? I suspect he'll take the suggestion if he's properly motivated, and I imagine that's in plentiful supply here.
Can't. I tried. It was pitiful. Rookie tricks. Tub girl. Crude humour. Repetition. Successful trolling is a dialogue. This was a monologue. He does much better when the time is right. (NOTE: I'm not a troll!)
I read that book! It was so sad... That guy was so depressed that I didn't hang out with him more. Kinda makes me feel bad that he just killed himself at the end. OH ****! Spoilers! Sorry.
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I'm not going to even going to give your edit a response. It's really just the cheap, sloppy, dim trolling again.
Look, man. Pulling out memes. Makes you sound like... A memme. You CAN'T troll a schizoid. It's not possible. So "troll" your heart out, little buddy. If you would excuse me, the adults are talking.
Look out sources of humor everywhere! There's a fiend on the loose who has made it his mission to destroy wit, humor, and good taste! And that fiend is-
Yes, Tom.
Tom would sodomize and murder a birthday clown if he could...AND HE HAS.
Tom recently posted plans to kill clowns everywhere in his war on humor, as well as warring on humor by posting shitty jokes on internet forums that would kill Curly Howard's good mood. He was recently seen on a forum posting this-
Clown's everywhere are on the lookout for this madman...and no one is smiling.
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Troll him into the ground, Fawful.
One thing I learned about Fawful; he can't troll on command.
Yes, we did. We want you to find someone with those qualities for us. Hop to it, cabin boy!
Can't. I tried. It was pitiful. Rookie tricks. Tub girl. Crude humour. Repetition. Successful trolling is a dialogue. This was a monologue. He does much better when the time is right. (NOTE: I'm not a troll!)
I read that book! It was so sad... That guy was so depressed that I didn't hang out with him more. Kinda makes me feel bad that he just killed himself at the end. OH ****! Spoilers! Sorry.
EDIT:
I'm not going to even going to give your edit a response. It's really just the cheap, sloppy, dim trolling again.
Here's an excerpt from the book where Tom tries to give a witty rebuttal on the internet but fails.
Well for now it's a personal podcast with friends, but once it takes off and I learn to be proficient at it...there will be one.
Besides that, I assumed that be implied already.
Look, man. Pulling out memes. Makes you sound like... A memme. You CAN'T troll a schizoid. It's not possible. So "troll" your heart out, little buddy. If you would excuse me, the adults are talking.
Sounds great, IcedHope. Can't wait to hear it. :P
Well, actually, I was posting the Castlevania thing in response to biggin's.
Huh.
I say we take the A Beautiful Mind approach. Tom, you do not exist, so I won't be speaking to you anymore.
You speak to me?
And yes, schizoid.
No, I'm just kind of confused by your self-label.
Yes, Tom.
Tom would sodomize and murder a birthday clown if he could...AND HE HAS.
Tom recently posted plans to kill clowns everywhere in his war on humor, as well as warring on humor by posting shitty jokes on internet forums that would kill Curly Howard's good mood. He was recently seen on a forum posting this-
Clown's everywhere are on the lookout for this madman...and no one is smiling.
You see! He has to be stopped!
I don't know about Pennywise, but Chubs McAllister Escort Service does.
While it is true that I do not like clowns, that doesn't mean I don't like wit/humour. A war on Nazis is not about eliminating white people.
Then how come you never say anything funny? Very suspicious.
People with bad taste tell me rap is good. I still listen to music.
What are you talking about, sonny boy? Rap is just what you need. A nice hard rap on the skull.
They dressed me like this.
Sure. Sure. Everyone on this board is 'innocent'.
Why does everybody keep saying I'm a troll?
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This picture makes a lot of sense.