The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited April 2011
    Well, you know M. Bison and Ivan Drago right?

    Pussies.

    Go on.
  • edited April 2011

    It's like some sort of...hybrid hermaphrodite made up of two people...with Comrade living inside your grotesque socialist hump.

    You know, I'm not sure I want to be a part of this...
    Well, you know M. Bison and Ivan Drago right?

    Pussies.

    Nevermind. Totally worth it!
  • edited April 2011
    You know, I'm not sure I want to be a part of this...



    Nevermind. Totally worth it!

    I think we should hold on a bit longer. There's gotta be some more badassery to be gleaned from this.
  • edited April 2011
    I think we should hold on a bit longer. There's gotta be some more badassery to be gleaned from this.

    Granted. Go on, Fawful. We're waiting.
  • edited April 2011
    Imagine some giant muscular demonic, ghoulish, skeletoid spectral monstrosity of socialist, possibly Communist iron and metal death. Like every badass 80s villain possessed Satan and Death and Azathoth and Nyarlathotep themselves. Someone more of a bastard than Frollo and Griffith put together. Has an army of beings so foul and grotesque and badass that they drive men insane, and tear and feast on the flesh of his enemies, and even worse. Oh, and he rides a hellish steampunk motorcycle the size of a train, that can suck souls from weak-minded humans and torch everything in the surrounding area. Whenever he arrives, his aura causes animals to pack together and eat unwary humans, and every symbol of religion and the bourgeois crumbles instantly.
  • edited April 2011
    Imagine some giant muscular demonic, ghoulish, skeletoid spectral monstrosity of socialist, possibly Communist iron and metal death. Like every badass 80s villain possessed Satan and Death and Azathoth and Nyarlathotep themselves. Someone more of a bastard than Frollo and Griffith put together. Has an army of beings so foul and grotesque and badass that they drive men insane, and tear and feast on the flesh of his enemies, and even worse. Oh, and he rides a hellish steampunk motorcycle the size of a train, that can suck souls from weak-minded humans and torch everything in the surrounding area.

    Hmmm...intriguing. I'll consider it.

    My agent will call you with my decision. Yes, I totally have an agent now.
  • edited April 2011
    Imagine some giant muscular demonic, ghoulish, skeletoid spectral monstrosity of socialist, possibly Communist iron and metal death. Like every badass 80s villain possessed Satan and Death and Azathoth and Nyarlathotep themselves. Someone more of a bastard than Frollo and Griffith put together. Has an army of beings so foul and grotesque and badass that they drive men insane, and tear and feast on the flesh of his enemies, and even worse. Oh, and he rides a hellish steampunk motorcycle the size of a train, that can suck souls from weak-minded humans and torch everything in the surrounding area.

    And now you have your final boss. The socialist hump better come equipped with an ushanka.
  • edited April 2011
    Oh, and every time he dies, he comes back as a version of himself even more horrible than before. His castle in his homeworld is made up of living flesh and blood. Oh, yeah, and he's a hermaphrodite with a horrible hump-being with an ushanka. And he carries a giant hammer and sickle made from gory bones. And is voiced by Tim Curry.

    And he can piss acid from his giant....boner. Snicker. Okay, I might leave that part out...
  • edited April 2011
    The bone weapons are a nice touch. And I like minions. Minions are very good.

    Okay, you've got my vote.
  • edited April 2011
    And is voiced by Tim Curry.

    That alone would make me want to purchase the game.
  • edited April 2011
    I think I'll paint this.
  • edited April 2011
    I think I'll paint this.

    Yes, please. I want this badassery immortalized.
  • edited April 2011
    I think I'll paint this.

    DO lT
  • edited April 2011
    Also, Alcopants? Really? If I'm gonna be shipped I want to be shipped with the full first part of my name. Which is Alcore.

    I don't like Alcorepants. Is Commortis acceptable?
  • edited April 2011
    Avistew wrote: »
    I don't like Alcorepants. Is Commortis acceptable?

    We've decided on Comrade Mortis. This is non negotiable.
  • edited April 2011
    An anagram generator suggests Carapace Limed Motor Snorts, and I am inclined to agree.

    In fact, you two should team up on everything you do just so you can use "Carapace Limed Motor Snorts".

    EDIT: Also acceptable, nay, recommended, is "Acacia Modeler Mrs Porn Tots".
  • edited April 2011
    ShaggE wrote: »
    An anagram generator suggests Carapace Limed Motor Snorts, and I am inclined to agree.

    In fact, you two should team up on everything you do just so you can use "Carapace Limed Motor Snorts".

    EDIT: Also acceptable, nay, recommended, is "Acacia Modeler Mrs Porn Tots".


    Carapace Limed Motor Snorts. Acceptable. This shall be our future company.

    The other one, unacceptable.
  • edited April 2011
    How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? He has a history of this sort of thing, and I can't tell them apart by post content or avatar anymore.
  • edited April 2011
    How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? He has a history of this sort of thing, and I can't tell them apart by post content or avatar anymore.

    I can verify we are not the same person.
  • edited April 2011
    I can verify we are not the same person.

    Me too!
  • edited April 2011
    I'd say "pics, preferably nude ones, or it's a lie" but then Comrade would save Mortis' skin by posting nude pictures of himself, and I'd have to lobotomize my own brain with a heated awl.
  • edited April 2011
    I can verify we are not the same person.

    Can we get a third party? Pants has Dashing to confirm that he exists in real life, but we have no way of knowing you're a real person.
  • edited April 2011
    How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl?

    Waitaminute...

    I had a perfect record at surmising gender here. :(

    EDIT: Aaaand, for the first time ever, I noticed the sig, which kind of gives a hint. Oy...
  • edited April 2011
    I maintain that Guru is so jealous that Comrade is getting all the lady attention, that he's jumping at every chance he can get to stay in denial.
  • edited April 2011
    Wait! Guruguru! Fawful! You can verify this as nonsense! Tope? Dashing?
  • edited April 2011
    ShaggE wrote: »
    Waitaminute...

    I had a perfect record at surmising gender here. :(

    EDIT: Aaaand, for the first time ever, I noticed the sig, which kind of gives a hint. Oy...

    I think it's a forum rule that someone has to get confused about someone else's gender at least once a month.
    I maintain that Guru is so jealous that Comrade is getting all the lady attention, that he's jumping at every chance he can get to stay in denial.

    If it's a lady version of Comrade Pants, I think I'll pass on the lady attention.
    Wait! Guruguru! Fawful! You can verify this as nonsense! Tope? Dashing?

    Wait, what?
  • edited April 2011
    Can we get a third party? Pants has Dashing to confirm that he exists in real life, but we have no way of knowing you're a real person.

    And I have Pants to confirm that I actually exist! So it's all good.
  • edited April 2011
    I'm talking to Pants on Skype, and I've only heard him type when he typed his own posts. Or rather, I should say, Alcoremortis has posted without my hearing Pants type.
  • edited April 2011
    And I have Pants to confirm that I actually exist! So it's all good.

    PANTS lS NOT A THIRD PARTY.
    Avistew wrote: »
    I'm talking to Pants on Skype, and I've only heard him type when he typed his own posts. Or rather, I should say, Alcoremortis has posted without my hearing Pants type.

    Maybe he types stealthily in order to preserve the illusion.
  • edited April 2011
    PANTS lS NOT A THIRD PARTY.

    PROVE lT
  • edited April 2011
    I also have a Skype. Ask yourself: If I were Pants would I advertise talking to me, face to face?

    Maybe.
  • edited April 2011
    PANTS lS NOT A THIRD PARTY.

    No, he's actually the ninth party I've been to this week.
  • edited April 2011
    PROVE lT

    YOU'RE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE TALKlNG ABOUT, THUS NOT A THIRD PARTY.
  • edited April 2011
    YOU'RE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE TALKlNG ABOUT, THUS NOT A THIRD PARTY.

    Would a fourth party be acceptable?
  • edited April 2011
    YOU'RE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE TALKlNG ABOUT, THUS NOT A THIRD PARTY.

    You just admitted you only think he's one of them. Your veil of denial is slipping.
  • edited April 2011
    YOU'RE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE TALKlNG ABOUT, THUS NOT A THIRD PARTY.

    LlES
  • edited April 2011
    Screw it, I'm gonna go forge a screenshot showing that you two have identical IP addresses.
  • edited April 2011
    Screw it, I'm gonna go forge a screenshot showing that you two have identical IP addresses.

    Have fun with that.
  • edited April 2011
    I think it's a forum rule that someone has to get confused about someone else's gender at least once a month.

    But I was doing so well... when everybody was freaking out about Sailorcuteness/Coolsome, I knew. When various people have a revelation about Tope, I nod sagely. When whoever else people were confused about stopped being confused about their confusion, I was never confused... I think.

    If I had a point at the beginning of this post, it's gone now, so I'll leave with this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY
  • edited April 2011
    Talking on Skype to Alcoremortis, Pants and Rather Dashing at the same time right now.
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