The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited April 2011
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Seriously, we don't care how big your penis is.

    I am confounded why anyone would want to advertise the size of certain anatomical features online... doesn't that defeat the purpose?

    In any case, I was merely stating a fact. sometimes a leg is just a leg. Please see previous post where I also apparently have a socialist hump.

    also, shame on you for having such a dirty mind.
  • edited April 2011
    Gee, you don't sound like a badass hermaphroditic socialist demon ghoul warrior who has a castle made of flesh and blood who rides a soul sucking train-sized motorcycle.
  • edited April 2011
    Gee, you don't sound like a badass hermaphroditic socialist demon ghoul warrior who has a castle made of flesh and blood who rides a soul sucking train-sized motorcycle.

    well, even the most badass hermaphroditic socialist demon ghoul warrior can be affected by insomnia, despite vain attempts to sleep on the most comfortable bed of writhing souls in a castle made of flesh and blood whilst riding a soul sucking train-sized motorcycle.
  • edited April 2011
    well, even the most badass hermaphroditic socialist demon ghoul warrior can be affected by insomnia, despite vain attempts to sleep on the most comfortable bed of writhing souls in a castle made of flesh and blood whilst riding a soul sucking train-sized motorcycle.

    Did you just copy paste most of that? You can't even remember what you are, can you? It's obvious that YOU HAVE AMNESIA.

    Allow me to re-introduce myself. I am a sexist. I kill people with my sex. It's to die for, if all of these puns don't do the job first. Let's do it, big hell-momma.
  • edited April 2011
    Its hard to remember who I am when I just sprang forth from the loins of some one's twisted mind the day before yesterday.

    and yes, i did use "loins"
  • edited April 2011
    Another day another...NICKLE!!!
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    I just suddenly got an image in my head of a Lucasarts style adventure game, starring Mortis, with the player having selected "Use" on "Loins".

    >Stops painting

    >Starts mockup
  • edited April 2011
    oh. your. god.

    The mental image is burned into the back of my corneas....NOOOOOO....

    i saw it, I can't unsee it.
  • edited April 2011
    I wish people on these forums would tag more threads. The tags here are hilarious, but there are barely any tags in any of the other threads on the forum.
  • edited April 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    I wish people on these forums would tag more threads. The tags here are hilarious, but there are barely any tags in any of the other threads on the forum.

    How do you tag?
  • edited April 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    How do you tag?

    As in "how does one go about tagging," or "how do you tag, personally?"
  • edited April 2011
    I went to a drag show/party thing last night. It was fairly decent, even though most of the music wasn't... until two things happened.

    1) The man with the very short dress and the very red jockstrap. I will definitely require eyeball-scooping spoons now.

    2) When they played this. I wish I were joking.
  • edited April 2011
    2) When they played this. I wish I were joking.

    Oh please God, no.
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    This is more or less what I was screaming for the duration. If I find out which person requested it...

    Grrrr...
  • edited April 2011
    I2) When they played this. I wish I were joking.

    Damnit everyone on the Internet, stop linking this at me.
  • edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    Damnit everyone on the Internet, stop linking this at me.

    We just want to spread the pain.
  • edited April 2011
    I return from being gone and some sort of... abomination arises in my absence? I bet it's Josh. Anyway, here's Tim Curry.

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    I love Tim Curry.
  • edited April 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I love Tim Curry.

    So does everyone else on Telltale.
  • edited April 2011
    I return from being gone and some sort of... abomination arises in my absence? I bet it's Josh. Anyway, here's Tim Curry.

    That's funny. He thought it was you.
  • edited April 2011
    That's funny. He thought it was you.

    THE GAME lS AFOOT!
  • edited April 2011
    THE GAME lS AFOOT!

    Where's Sherlock Holmes when you need him? Where?
  • edited April 2011
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    I'm replaying Brutal Legend right now, in which Tim Curry is the ruler of a bunch of evil bondage demons.
  • edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
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    For Alcoremortis and my purposes, though; he is also Sherlock Holmes, for we need him.
  • edited April 2011
    For Alcoremortis and my purposes, though; he is also Sherlock Holmes, for we need him.

    Sherlock Holmes has sure changed a lot. For the better, I think.
  • edited April 2011
    Just curious. What does Watson look like?
  • edited April 2011
    Sherlock Holmes has sure changed a lot. For the better, I think.

    Iknorite?
  • edited April 2011
    Iknorite?

    I like his double pointed staff thingy. It looks pretty badass.
  • edited April 2011
    Well, I'm rewatching a series - and it is surprisingly not Battlestar Galactica! It's the Walking Dead. I love this show.
  • edited April 2011
    jeeno0142 wrote: »
    Just curious. What does Watson look like?

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    Obviously.
  • edited April 2011
    Well, I'm rewatching a series - and it is surprisingly not Battlestar Galactica! It's the Walking Dead. I love this show.

    *Gasp* I don't believe it!

    I'm...uh...still watching Galactica.
    Scnew wrote: »
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    Obviously.

    Watson sure has a lot of hair. Maybe this will be a plot point later on.
  • edited April 2011
    No one that I hang out with watched BSG so sorry if you've discussed this before but I really need to get it out.

    Did you guys hate the ending of Battlestar Galactica as much as I did?
  • edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    No one that I hang out with watched BSG so sorry if you've discussed this before but I really need to get it out.

    Did you guys hate the ending of Battlestar Galactica as much as I did?

    Shhhh! Spoilers!

    I haven't finished it yet.
  • edited April 2011
    Oh. Uhhh. It's great then!
  • edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    Oh. Uhhh. It's great then!

    Great! I'll make sure to discuss the ending when I get there. Which actually, may be later today.

    I'm having fun trying to predict everyone who's going to die. It's been a virtual bloodbath at the point that I am right now.
  • edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    No one that I hang out with watched BSG so sorry if you've discussed this before but I really need to get it out.

    Did you guys hate the ending of Battlestar Galactica as much as I did?

    I actually had no problems with it.
  • edited April 2011
    My works hours are really starting to drive me up the wall, I was just ridiculously angry for the last hour and a half in work this evening, luckily I am a master of deception and nobody knew otherwise.

    Gahhh, needa find a new job soon
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    I'm scared.
  • edited April 2011
    wait...am I the abomination?
  • edited April 2011
    I actually had no problems with it.

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    I'll ask when it won't be knowingly spoiling stuff for someone.
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