I could think of an incredibly dark joke now, but I am not going to say it since it would offend and upset a lot of people.
You're such a tease. Is it one of those dark jokes that are funny in a sick kind of way or is it one of those dark "jokes" that is purely in poor taste?
I could think of an incredibly dark joke now, but I am not going to say it since it would offend and upset a lot of people.
Tell it anyway and put it in spoiler tags with a warning for easily offended people. Also, putting it in spoiler tags will make it instantly desirable and funny, even if it DOES offend people. TRUFAX.
In either case, you've already gone the first step of making the joke more desirable by refusing to tell it. Well done.
A friend's facebook post today inspired me to start on the C25K program. I just got the running shoes, now to face the actual running!
Yes! Do it! But don't believe their lies.
C25K, is a fantastic program that's been designed to get just about anyone from the couch to running 5 kilometers or 30 minutes in just 9 weeks.
Most people may achieve that, but not all of them. I, while being a really slim person, needed FAR longer than 9 weeks to get to 30 friggin' minutes, and I've never tried harder. Most running sessions this year, I didn't even make it to 30 minutes (but I'm trying to get my old form back ). I think you'll do fine, though.
With the help of the Couch to 5k program, In less than seven months, I went from a 47 year old, 104kg, 30 cigarettes a day sort of guy to an 82kg, 0 cigarettes, running 45 to 50 kilometers a week sort of guy. Ten months after finishing C25K I completed my first marathon. Since then I have run another 3 marathons, as well as 6 ultra marathons including a 100km race.
And THIS is lunacy. First of all, ultra marathons are hardly healthy. Marathons aren't healthy too, but the training up to that moment couldn't be healthier. And 17 months to the first marathon?! If you have nothing else to do, maybe. I know I will never run a marathon in my life. I know this after six years of running (with varying intensity): my body will never do that however hard I try. But I'm satisfied with just getting up, outside and working up a really good sweat, getting back home and being seriously proud of myself wether the actual running time was 20 or 40 minutes. That is enough. My dream is a half marathon one day, and that is a damn ambitious goal for me!!
Best of luck though - and welcome to the running world. I find that the initial stage of buying running shoes and finding them incredibly expensive is one of the best motivators in existence. First emptying your wallet, then doing nothing with your brand new Brooks or Asics? Impossible.
/edit: I looked at that page and find the programme to be not as stupid as I originally thought. They're really starting out relaxed (and many programmes do not). Still, week 5+ would have posed frankly impossible tasks to me. I'll have do dig out my running diary. When I started, I actually wrote one. I had all the time in the world back then. Good old times.
Most people may achieve that, but not all of them. I, while being a really slim person, needed FAR longer than 9 weeks to get to 30 friggin' minutes, and I've never tried harder. Most running sessions this year, I didn't even make it to 30 minutes (but I'm trying to get my old form back ). I think you'll do fine, though.
I'm not exactly built for speed, and have never done well at athletics... I reckon I'll get there if I keep plugging away at it though. I wouldn't be at all surprised if I have to repeat some weeks, but I do find it really helpful to have a defined plan and measurable goals. Forget marathons - I'll be pretty happy just to reach a stage where I can run for 30 minutes straight.
Best of luck though - and welcome to the running world. I find that the initial stage of buying running shoes and finding them incredibly expensive is one of the best motivators in existence. First emptying your wallet, then doing nothing with your brand new Brooks or Asics? Impossible.
Haha, so true. The nearest shoe store to me is actually a specialist runner's place, so the people there were enormously helpful. They did a whole gait analysis thing with a treadmill and slow-mo camera and all, so I could really see how much of a difference was made by the right running shoe. Very cool stuff. They were having a sale on a whole range of things, but the shoes that were best for me weren't on sale. The lady was so nice she gave me 15% off anyway.
/edit: I looked at that page and find the programme to be not as stupid as I originally thought. They're really starting out relaxed (and many programmes do not).
They must really be starting out quite gentle, because I did my first session this evening and it didn't kill me. I feel good rather than absolutely wrecked (will sleep well tonight though).
Btw, if anyone is at all interested in doing this thing too, I'd be thrilled if you joined in!
Waitasec... Ribs had the power outage in Jersey, too? Just how close does he live to me? I'M ONTO YOU RIBS. YOU WILL NOT STALK ME.
Ah now to me, Jersey is that little rock slightly bigger than the one I'm on. It's about 27 miles SEE of where I am and can be found here and the original place to be called Jersey (compared with New Jersey).
So I got bored and searched for a Fawful mii for my 3ds, and instead of that. I was linked to Jeeno's profile page on telltale.
for the record, I searched
Fawful mii image QR code.
I will never be able to watch the movie 30 Minutes or Less. The movie looks like it's based on the kind of scene in action movies that sends me into a panic attack. What's worse is that it's a comedy. For once Comedy is actually making something worse for me. That's an achievement there.
So I got bored and searched for a Fawful mii for my 3ds, and instead of that. I was linked to Jeeno's profile page on telltale.
for the record, I searched
Fawful mii image QR code.
How does that work? I have nothing Fawful, mii, QR, or code related in my profile. At least not that I'm aware of.
Btw, if anyone is at all interested in doing this thing too, I'd be thrilled if you joined in!
I've been really wanting to get back in shape, but I had been pulling it off due to eating only was meal a day, poor in protein. It's completely useless to work out if you don't feed your muscles afterwards.
After moving in, though, I know have access to a stove any time, same with the microwave. That makes it easier to eat good meals, and cheaper too since I can cook instead of just heating cans that were prepared.
In short, I think I might join you. Running has always been the second absolute worst exercise for my asthma though (the worst being swimming, despite it rarely being bad for asthmatic people usually).
And I'm also ridiculously self-conscious about exercising alone but in public...
Anyways, bottom line is, I really want to try joining you but I can't guarantee I'll stick to it in the long run (no pun intended).
Damn you Power outages, I was curious to see what someone said on Steam whilst I wandered away!
I wondered what happened to you...
Continuing on from the york/new york, Jersey/New jersey thing, I think South wales has it worse. New south wales is the complete opposite to the original climate wise. No more Cold gloomy wet mornings/afternoons/evenings/nights.
I've been really wanting to get back in shape, but I had been pulling it off due to eating only was meal a day, poor in protein. It's completely useless to work out if you don't feed your muscles afterwards.
After moving in, though, I know have access to a stove any time, same with the microwave. That makes it easier to eat good meals, and cheaper too since I can cook instead of just heating cans that were prepared.
Man, life must suck a bit lately. I feel like crap if I don't eat enough protein. In your situation I'd probably be living entirely off baked beans (and what a fun flatmate that would make me!). Hope you get things sorted out soon.
In short, I think I might join you. Running has always been the second absolute worst exercise for my asthma though (the worst being swimming, despite it rarely being bad for asthmatic people usually).
Woo! Let's do it. Do be careful though if running is historically bad for your asthma, you don't want to get LESS healthy by taking it up.
And I'm also ridiculously self-conscious about exercising alone but in public...
Anyone who laughs at someone trying to better themselves is a dick. I guess I used to be self-conscious, but these days I don't worry so much about what random strangers think of me. I'm far more concerned about falling short in the eyes of people whose opinions I actually care about.
Continuing on from the york/new york, Jersey/New jersey thing, I think South wales has it worse. New south wales is the complete opposite to the original climate wise. No more Cold gloomy wet mornings/afternoons/evenings/nights.
Haha. You've never been to New South Wales in the middle of a wet winter, have you?
(Twas watching a documentary about how deadly jellyfish are. The Answer: VERY)
You don't grow up on the Australian coast without hearing about bluebottles, box jellyfish and irukandji. Jellyfish creep me out like nothing else. *shudder*
@puzzlebox: I've never been to that hemisphere, let alone that area!
Anyway, I was reading this article in the local paper the other week, and it made me laugh, because someone, somewhere thinks this is a real alien created crop-circle.
You don't grow up on the Australian coast without hearing about bluebottles, box jellyfish and irukandji. Jellyfish creep me out like nothing else. *shudder*
Eeuch! Box jellyfish were the most convincing argument for me not to vacation in Australia.
Anyway, I was reading this article in the local paper the other week, and it made me laugh, because someone, somewhere thinks this is a real alien created crop-circle.
"I don’t know if this one might be a hoax but I think from looking at the shape of it that it is a real one. I have thought they were a hoax before and was wrong so it is very interesting."
He wouldn't want to be all sceptical and then end up looking a fool this time around!
How does that work? I have nothing Fawful, mii, QR, or code related in my profile. At least not that I'm aware of.
I dont know. I have to actually now search again and see if I get to your page again.
EDIT:Ok now Im scarred.
First off google image fawful mii images qr code(if you dont google image it you are redirected to this thread actually), and I got Rib's gif that he posted here with the TF2 spy, Retrovortex's page(which makes sense since his avatar is of fawful) and alchromortez's profile, along with a puzzle agent 2 logo.
Telltale, is there a fawful adventure game on the way?
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I could think of an incredibly dark joke now, but I am not going to say it since it would offend and upset a lot of people.
You're such a tease. Is it one of those dark jokes that are funny in a sick kind of way or is it one of those dark "jokes" that is purely in poor taste?
Tell it anyway and put it in spoiler tags with a warning for easily offended people. Also, putting it in spoiler tags will make it instantly desirable and funny, even if it DOES offend people. TRUFAX.
In either case, you've already gone the first step of making the joke more desirable by refusing to tell it. Well done.
Not sure what my defense is to that picture...
Yes! Do it! But don't believe their lies.
Most people may achieve that, but not all of them. I, while being a really slim person, needed FAR longer than 9 weeks to get to 30 friggin' minutes, and I've never tried harder. Most running sessions this year, I didn't even make it to 30 minutes (but I'm trying to get my old form back
And THIS is lunacy. First of all, ultra marathons are hardly healthy. Marathons aren't healthy too, but the training up to that moment couldn't be healthier. And 17 months to the first marathon?! If you have nothing else to do, maybe. I know I will never run a marathon in my life. I know this after six years of running (with varying intensity): my body will never do that however hard I try. But I'm satisfied with just getting up, outside and working up a really good sweat, getting back home and being seriously proud of myself wether the actual running time was 20 or 40 minutes. That is enough. My dream is a half marathon one day, and that is a damn ambitious goal for me!!
Best of luck though - and welcome to the running world. I find that the initial stage of buying running shoes and finding them incredibly expensive is one of the best motivators in existence. First emptying your wallet, then doing nothing with your brand new Brooks or Asics? Impossible.
/edit: I looked at that page and find the programme to be not as stupid as I originally thought. They're really starting out relaxed (and many programmes do not). Still, week 5+ would have posed frankly impossible tasks to me. I'll have do dig out my running diary. When I started, I actually wrote one. I had all the time in the world back then. Good old times.
EDIT: It appears this joke was so bad, that it has actually destroyed a post.
I shall have to remove it! Before it destroys the site itself!
In roughly about July 2013 I'll have all of them!...in English.
I'm not exactly built for speed, and have never done well at athletics... I reckon I'll get there if I keep plugging away at it though. I wouldn't be at all surprised if I have to repeat some weeks, but I do find it really helpful to have a defined plan and measurable goals. Forget marathons - I'll be pretty happy just to reach a stage where I can run for 30 minutes straight.
Haha, so true. The nearest shoe store to me is actually a specialist runner's place, so the people there were enormously helpful. They did a whole gait analysis thing with a treadmill and slow-mo camera and all, so I could really see how much of a difference was made by the right running shoe. Very cool stuff. They were having a sale on a whole range of things, but the shoes that were best for me weren't on sale. The lady was so nice she gave me 15% off anyway.
They must really be starting out quite gentle, because I did my first session this evening and it didn't kill me. I feel good rather than absolutely wrecked (will sleep well tonight though).
Btw, if anyone is at all interested in doing this thing too, I'd be thrilled if you joined in!
Waitasec... Ribs had the power outage in Jersey, too? Just how close does he live to me? I'M ONTO YOU RIBS. YOU WILL NOT STALK ME.
I wish SNK made another handheld.
The Neo-Geo Pocket Color was fantastic.
Sure, it didn't have many games, but the games it did have were great.
It really did surpass the Gameboy Color in every way.
Shame it just came out too late, and couldn't beat the well established Gameboy Color.
The GBA made both handhelds completely obselete.
Can't you read? I live in Space New Jersey! God!
I do find it both utterly hilarious and somewhat disturbing that we have probably crossed paths many many times and not even realized it.
Ah now to me, Jersey is that little rock slightly bigger than the one I'm on. It's about 27 miles SEE of where I am and can be found here and the original place to be called Jersey (compared with New Jersey).
for the record, I searched
Fawful mii image QR code.
That's my location, don't give me away!
For pretty much everything (except for history), I agree with you. New York is the US version of London.
Get well soon! I don't want to start looking for a replacement Pants!
Hey now! (York, Pennsylvania reporting in)
Waitaminute... yeah, you're right. Live said it best: York is a shit town.
It's so funny to me that Live is unofficially "the pride of York", and they wrote this about it.
Ugh, unfun. Hope it's not too serious or in danger of causing permanent damage.
How does that work? I have nothing Fawful, mii, QR, or code related in my profile. At least not that I'm aware of.
I've been really wanting to get back in shape, but I had been pulling it off due to eating only was meal a day, poor in protein. It's completely useless to work out if you don't feed your muscles afterwards.
After moving in, though, I know have access to a stove any time, same with the microwave. That makes it easier to eat good meals, and cheaper too since I can cook instead of just heating cans that were prepared.
In short, I think I might join you. Running has always been the second absolute worst exercise for my asthma though (the worst being swimming, despite it rarely being bad for asthmatic people usually).
And I'm also ridiculously self-conscious about exercising alone but in public...
Anyways, bottom line is, I really want to try joining you but I can't guarantee I'll stick to it in the long run (no pun intended).
What on earth were you doing to that poor kidney?! It doesn't deserve this.
Continuing on from the york/new york, Jersey/New jersey thing, I think South wales has it worse. New south wales is the complete opposite to the original climate wise. No more Cold gloomy wet mornings/afternoons/evenings/nights.
Well, thats what the chain letters promised...
Man, life must suck a bit lately. I feel like crap if I don't eat enough protein. In your situation I'd probably be living entirely off baked beans (and what a fun flatmate that would make me!). Hope you get things sorted out soon.
Woo! Let's do it. Do be careful though if running is historically bad for your asthma, you don't want to get LESS healthy by taking it up.
Anyone who laughs at someone trying to better themselves is a dick. I guess I used to be self-conscious, but these days I don't worry so much about what random strangers think of me. I'm far more concerned about falling short in the eyes of people whose opinions I actually care about.
And how is it possible that kidney is screwed up but his LIVER survives unscathed?
Haha. You've never been to New South Wales in the middle of a wet winter, have you?
(Twas watching a documentary about how deadly jellyfish are. The Answer: VERY)
You don't grow up on the Australian coast without hearing about bluebottles, box jellyfish and irukandji. Jellyfish creep me out like nothing else. *shudder*
Anyway, I was reading this article in the local paper the other week, and it made me laugh, because someone, somewhere thinks this is a real alien created crop-circle.
Eeuch! Box jellyfish were the most convincing argument for me not to vacation in Australia.
Though, signs like this make it totally worth it.
"I don’t know if this one might be a hoax but I think from looking at the shape of it that it is a real one. I have thought they were a hoax before and was wrong so it is very interesting."
He wouldn't want to be all sceptical and then end up looking a fool this time around!
I dont know. I have to actually now search again and see if I get to your page again.
EDIT:Ok now Im scarred.
First off google image fawful mii images qr code(if you dont google image it you are redirected to this thread actually), and I got Rib's gif that he posted here with the TF2 spy, Retrovortex's page(which makes sense since his avatar is of fawful) and alchromortez's profile, along with a puzzle agent 2 logo.
Telltale, is there a fawful adventure game on the way?
Probably not just to stop Secret Fawful from telling everyone its a game about him.