Right now, I am uploading a full movie to YouTube, including the TSE Riff that brought it to my attention.
Why? Because this may just be the worst movie on earth.
And, unlike The Room and Birdemic, you CAN'T buy this one new at Amazon, or anywhere else. The only two physical copies for sale are used and $40, and this movie was never released digitally.
I would like anyone that likes the following videos to pay a dollar to the person that made the riff, which you can do here. I honestly was thinking of uploading the movie WITHOUT the Riff, but a copy of this without the riff simply doesn't exist.
And I'm not kidding when I say it's the WORST. Words can't describe just how stupid it is, so just watch it. (It's rated PG-13, for anyone that needs to know that.)
I like Luigi. When ever I used to play Super Mario Bros with my brother I would always have to be Luigi in 2 player mode and since then I've always chose to be Luigi when I can (like in Mario Kart - none of the others get a look in with me).
I enjoy pinball! I want to track down a Baby Pac-Man so much!
Now there's something I haven't thought about in a long time. That game was really hard, though, as the ghosts are a lot smarter at coming after you than on the other Pac-Man varieties. And the pinball machine is a lot shorter than the standard size, so not much rest down there, either!
If publishers and platform hosts like Microsoft and Sony eliminate used games, then they will destroy themselves of their own greed.
I like how people will say, "oh yeah, getting rid of used sales will fix everything", when no, no it won't.
GAME is like the UK equivalent of GameStop.
They made most of their moolah from used stuff.
It takes up virtually all the store.
But they are a failing business model since no-one is going to buy a used copy of a game, if they can get it new from an online retailer (and for cheaper).
Thats mostly because companies like Amazon are actually competative. They follow a philosophy of efficiency to drive down costs.
Eventually, those guys will kill themselves, due to increasing labour and storage costs.
You know what used games were in my GAME before it closed?
The crap ones. The ones no-one wants. Overpriced crap that anyone with a brain would avoid.
All game companies are doing by making their games harder to resell is diminishing customer value of their goods.
It makes a customer much less willing to take risks, even seek their needs elsewhere.
(Look at how well Steam is doing. Indie in general. Cheaper and more bulkier purchasing. We are all guilty of that I'm sure)
Hell, the lack of splitscreen has put me off most multiplayer games altogether.
NOTHING beats the experience of being able to kick back with a friend and play together.
Our play sessions normally involve us taking turns and watching each other play, and quite frankly, ITS BORING! Its unengaging.
The last co-op game we played? Toejam and Earl 3.
But neither of us are rushing to get rid of that game though, and thats the point.
Once you beat the continually decreasing-in-size single player game, (really 6 hour campaigns? You expect people to keep a game that short?), there is little value in keeping that title, unless you want to play online.
Online play sucks. In fighting games its not too bad, most people show mutual respect, but in games like Call of Duty, its just a shit experience, that only idiots play.
I'd wait a whole year to play a game with my best friend together, than play online for 10minutes.
Its basically, move 10 seconds, die, move 10 seconds, die.
The game's a clusterfuck. More players isn't essentially better.
And I don't want the abuse that is rampant in online play. I want some good ol' fashioned goofy fun.
We tried playing Borderlands online together, but his internet connection sucks, and it eventually diminished the fun factor we had.
DLC was supposed to provide ointment, but again, its more like vinegar.
Useless crap, unlock keys, DAY 1 DLC!?
Barring games like Mass Effect 2, Fallout 3, and Borderlands, most downloadable content is just crap.
Maybe only like 1-2 hours of stuff, some costumes (remember when you had to unlock those by showing actual skill? (or cheat codes! XD))
And you expect gamers to trust these same greedy corps when games go fully digital?
I sure as hell don't!!
Not when games already are overpriced digitally!
I don't mind paying a little more for the convenience for a download.
I won't say I'm not tempted to buy Shadows of the Damned for £20 from On Demand, when its only about £10 retail.
But as I've mentioned earlier Mortal Kombat is £45!!!
Oh and that Game of the Year edition? Last time I saw it, it was £27
So £45 for a vanilla download, or £27 for a retail copy with ALL the DLC.
Thats is why I do not trust these companies, why no-one should.
With nothing to hold them back, nothing to regulate them, online stores like Xbox Live and PSN are going to look like Wonderland, (and NOT the Disney version!).
And where is the challenge in todays games?
Most games are just too easy to be fun.
Challenge does not mean cheap!
Neither does it mean a game has to be unacessable.
Take Super Mario World.
The game is easy to play, but later on it gets very challenging.
That is fun. Super Mario Galaxy is fun.
I'm put off the Wii, not because of Nintendo. No. Nintendo games are freakin' fantastic most of the time. Its the 3rd parties.
They don't look at the Wii and go "hey! Lets see what kind of interesting gameplay mechanics and challenges we can make with this motion controller"
They see "hey! This console is family friendly! Lets make some half-assed family game that we can market to kids, and get parents to blindly buy it"
Most interesting games out on the Wii at the moment:
Xenoblade
The Last Story
Pandora's Tower
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Oh look. They are all Nintendo games (well... Published by them anyway I think...)
Companies need to look less at "demographics" and ways to get as much money out of peope as possible, and actually make things worth buyng and playing.
I'm not looking forward to the next gen.
Ironically I might only get a WiiU, and stick to portables. At least then I know I'll get quality gameplay experiences...
(And no. As you guys know I'm not a Nintendo fanboy. Its just that most 3rd party games these days as slacking in quality. We need more Suda51s. More risk takers. More people concerned over the overall game quality. Less buggy peices of crap.
If anything we need smaller teams, more open projects, and cheaper games.
Double Fine have got it right. A lot of vets in there. They know this is the best future for the industry. Us gamers knows this is the best way. Shame the old Dinosaurs don't...)
And the pinball machine is a lot shorter than the standard size, so not much rest down there, either!
On the plus side, shorter table means it's easier to shoot the back ramps!
The other night I discovered they'd readjusted my favourite pinball machine (Lord of the Rings)... seems to be higher at the back now. Changes the whole feel of the thing and sliced my score to a third of what was usual.
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Why? Because this may just be the worst movie on earth.
And, unlike The Room and Birdemic, you CAN'T buy this one new at Amazon, or anywhere else. The only two physical copies for sale are used and $40, and this movie was never released digitally.
I would like anyone that likes the following videos to pay a dollar to the person that made the riff, which you can do here. I honestly was thinking of uploading the movie WITHOUT the Riff, but a copy of this without the riff simply doesn't exist.
And I'm not kidding when I say it's the WORST. Words can't describe just how stupid it is, so just watch it. (It's rated PG-13, for anyone that needs to know that.)
This is... After Last Season.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Reactions so far:
Yeah, made out of the best material, cardboard! That stuff NEVER breaks!
Oh, and
*Pink wall*
BANG BANG BANG!
I want the kind of Schizophrenia where I hear the Undertaker!
The Room seems like an Academy Award winner compared to this film...
EDIT: THIS IS NOT A FILM!! THIS IS NOT A FILM!
ITS NNAAAAAAHHHTTT!!!
EDIT 2: Lobotomy! Get me a Lobotomy!
Or just some bleach!
Anything to clean this crap out of my mind.
AAAAAAHHH!!!
Its.. Its.. Painful.
Worse than scraping a blackboard!
This film makes me CardBORED!!! X'O
EDIT 3:
BURN! BURN!
DESTROY! DESTROY!
GAAAAAH!!! Xp
Wow, this movie is terrible. A ceiling fan in an MRI room, in which the MRI machine looks like poster board that's taped together... seriously?!?
Wow, a 12-year-old could film a better movie than this. Thank God that Spoony is here to make it funny.
Thank you so much for posting this. I've got a terrible case of man-flu and needed cheering up.
This film is going to give me man flu.
Infact, I think my brain is melting.
I keep having to check my ears and nose over 10 seconds for blood...
EDIT:
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
CUBES EVERYWHERE!
I told I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
Soylent green is people!
I am not a number! I am a free man!
Brain overload... want to look away, but Mr.Fibbles doesn't want me too...
The greyness... so... bleak..
WHY ARE DO YOU THIS!?
Me killing is this...
EDIT: Lies. Who made this IMDb entry? It says that the budget for this movie is estimated at $5 million.
The entry was probably made by the director and the ratings were boosted by their friends and family.
And there fan!
This movie makes sense! $5 on budget the rest on holidays and booze!
How does a ceiling fan rate up a movie?
(In fact, how does a ceiling fan use a computer!!?!??!)
How does the director he doesn't even plug the monitor into the computer!
What movie?
After Last Season, linked on the previous page. It's TERRIBLE.
Oh, the one Spoony did a Rifftrax of.
Yep. I uploaded the entire thing on my YouTube because it's literally impossible to get the DVD now.
Its a trap! A trap most foul!
I only managed to survive because I am loonier than a loony toon's lunar lander!
Yep.... And Kingdom Hearts 2(Chain of Memories was main series and came out before it)
and Resident Evil
and Mario Kart 7(ITS THE 9TH DANG IT! ARCADE GAMES ARCADE GAMES)
and Half Life 3 oh wait:p
But there is no Super Mario 1.
Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Land. No Super Mario.
Or 2 or 3.
It has always been Super Mario BROS 1-3.... OCD RAGE!!!!
except me
I like Luigi. When ever I used to play Super Mario Bros with my brother I would always have to be Luigi in 2 player mode and since then I've always chose to be Luigi when I can (like in Mario Kart - none of the others get a look in with me).
Now there's something I haven't thought about in a long time. That game was really hard, though, as the ghosts are a lot smarter at coming after you than on the other Pac-Man varieties. And the pinball machine is a lot shorter than the standard size, so not much rest down there, either!
I like how people will say, "oh yeah, getting rid of used sales will fix everything", when no, no it won't.
GAME is like the UK equivalent of GameStop.
They made most of their moolah from used stuff.
It takes up virtually all the store.
But they are a failing business model since no-one is going to buy a used copy of a game, if they can get it new from an online retailer (and for cheaper).
Thats mostly because companies like Amazon are actually competative. They follow a philosophy of efficiency to drive down costs.
Eventually, those guys will kill themselves, due to increasing labour and storage costs.
You know what used games were in my GAME before it closed?
The crap ones. The ones no-one wants. Overpriced crap that anyone with a brain would avoid.
All game companies are doing by making their games harder to resell is diminishing customer value of their goods.
It makes a customer much less willing to take risks, even seek their needs elsewhere.
(Look at how well Steam is doing. Indie in general. Cheaper and more bulkier purchasing. We are all guilty of that I'm sure)
Hell, the lack of splitscreen has put me off most multiplayer games altogether.
NOTHING beats the experience of being able to kick back with a friend and play together.
Our play sessions normally involve us taking turns and watching each other play, and quite frankly, ITS BORING! Its unengaging.
The last co-op game we played? Toejam and Earl 3.
But neither of us are rushing to get rid of that game though, and thats the point.
Once you beat the continually decreasing-in-size single player game, (really 6 hour campaigns? You expect people to keep a game that short?), there is little value in keeping that title, unless you want to play online.
Online play sucks. In fighting games its not too bad, most people show mutual respect, but in games like Call of Duty, its just a shit experience, that only idiots play.
I'd wait a whole year to play a game with my best friend together, than play online for 10minutes.
Its basically, move 10 seconds, die, move 10 seconds, die.
The game's a clusterfuck. More players isn't essentially better.
And I don't want the abuse that is rampant in online play. I want some good ol' fashioned goofy fun.
We tried playing Borderlands online together, but his internet connection sucks, and it eventually diminished the fun factor we had.
DLC was supposed to provide ointment, but again, its more like vinegar.
Useless crap, unlock keys, DAY 1 DLC!?
Barring games like Mass Effect 2, Fallout 3, and Borderlands, most downloadable content is just crap.
Maybe only like 1-2 hours of stuff, some costumes (remember when you had to unlock those by showing actual skill? (or cheat codes! XD))
And you expect gamers to trust these same greedy corps when games go fully digital?
I sure as hell don't!!
Not when games already are overpriced digitally!
I don't mind paying a little more for the convenience for a download.
I won't say I'm not tempted to buy Shadows of the Damned for £20 from On Demand, when its only about £10 retail.
But as I've mentioned earlier Mortal Kombat is £45!!!
Oh and that Game of the Year edition? Last time I saw it, it was £27
So £45 for a vanilla download, or £27 for a retail copy with ALL the DLC.
Thats is why I do not trust these companies, why no-one should.
With nothing to hold them back, nothing to regulate them, online stores like Xbox Live and PSN are going to look like Wonderland, (and NOT the Disney version!).
And where is the challenge in todays games?
Most games are just too easy to be fun.
Challenge does not mean cheap!
Neither does it mean a game has to be unacessable.
Take Super Mario World.
The game is easy to play, but later on it gets very challenging.
That is fun. Super Mario Galaxy is fun.
I'm put off the Wii, not because of Nintendo. No. Nintendo games are freakin' fantastic most of the time. Its the 3rd parties.
They don't look at the Wii and go "hey! Lets see what kind of interesting gameplay mechanics and challenges we can make with this motion controller"
They see "hey! This console is family friendly! Lets make some half-assed family game that we can market to kids, and get parents to blindly buy it"
Most interesting games out on the Wii at the moment:
Xenoblade
The Last Story
Pandora's Tower
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Oh look. They are all Nintendo games (well... Published by them anyway I think...)
Companies need to look less at "demographics" and ways to get as much money out of peope as possible, and actually make things worth buyng and playing.
I'm not looking forward to the next gen.
Ironically I might only get a WiiU, and stick to portables. At least then I know I'll get quality gameplay experiences...
(And no. As you guys know I'm not a Nintendo fanboy. Its just that most 3rd party games these days as slacking in quality. We need more Suda51s. More risk takers. More people concerned over the overall game quality. Less buggy peices of crap.
If anything we need smaller teams, more open projects, and cheaper games.
Double Fine have got it right. A lot of vets in there. They know this is the best future for the industry. Us gamers knows this is the best way. Shame the old Dinosaurs don't...)
On the plus side, shorter table means it's easier to shoot the back ramps!
The other night I discovered they'd readjusted my favourite pinball machine (Lord of the Rings)... seems to be higher at the back now. Changes the whole feel of the thing and sliced my score to a third of what was usual.
I recommend it.
Considering that you posted this at 4:20am, surely "moooooooorrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiinnnnggggg" would have been more appropriate?
'Monkey Target' disagrees with you.
(but generally I agree with the points you made)