The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited May 2013
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I dunno. My interactions with God are usually long lasting and as potent as an orgasm.

    Damn it, Daishi, it's too damn hard not to respond to something like that!

    EDIT: Your Mom is God?
  • edited May 2013
    lol you're funny.
  • edited May 2013
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I dunno. My interactions with God are usually long lasting and as potent as an orgasm.

    you should probably go to a doctor for that
  • edited May 2013
    Yeah. Dr. Frank N Furter.
  • edited May 2013
    I don't need to hear about DAISHI's phantom penetrations.
  • edited May 2013
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    you should probably go to a doctor for that

    Don't be crude.

    We're discussing something that is emotionally and physically powerful as a sensation. I'm simply arguing that parallels exist outside sexual peaking.
  • edited May 2013
    I was wondering, if Morgan LeFlay were to ever posess Elaine Marley during... making love, would Morgan potentially be able to make ghost babies?
  • edited May 2013
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I dunno. My interactions with God are usually long lasting and as potent as an orgasm.

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    coolsome wrote: »
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    "Unless he's aiming at the eyes. Shit's like spitting cobra venom."
  • edited May 2013
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    I was wondering, if Morgan LeFlay were to ever posess Elaine Marley during... making love, would Morgan potentially be able to make ghost babies?

    Given that she'd still be a ghost, I would say no, because this isn't Exalted. (an RPG where ghosts CAN get people pregnant but that setting also has giant dinosaurs that eat opium and piss heroin so yeah, shit be crazy)

    Also, that would be creepy as hell, but Morgan does have a history of being an obsessed fangirl...
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited May 2013
    Ah, FINALLY, we're discussing the really important topics again. :eek:



    But wouldn't Guybrush need, like, ghost sperm? Wouldn't sex with LeCuck be more baby-feasible?
  • edited May 2013
    Hey, it involves Morgan so my own fangirl senses were tingling.

    Not that that means I would possess someone during sex if I was a ghost just for fun. Unless it was Portia de Rossi, then hell yeah.
  • edited May 2013
    Who says Guybrush couldn't be posessed by LeChuck? Also, Guybrush used to be dead himself, so perhaps there's still sperm that hangs on the border between the living and the dead.
  • edited May 2013
    Ah, FINALLY, we're discussing the really important topics again. :eek:



    But wouldn't Guybrush need, like, ghost sperm? Wouldn't sex with LeCuck be more baby-feasible?

    Just have an abortion after then you get ghost babies.
  • edited May 2013
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    Hey, it involves Morgan so my own fangirl senses were tingling.

    Not that that means I would possess someone during sex if I was a ghost just for fun. Unless it was Portia de Rossi, then hell yeah.
    Tickling ones own kitten gets boring after a while, especially if you have eternity.
  • edited May 2013
    I hate to quote Family Guy now that it's jumped six sharks, two of them zombie sharks and one a vampire, but I smell a sitcom!
  • edited May 2013
    I Married A Pirate And Impregnated A Ghost?
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited May 2013
    All right. If Morgan LeFlay possesses Elaine to have sex with Guybrush (which would be rather in character) AND LeChuck possesses Guybrush to have sex with Elaine (which would also be very in character) AT THE SAME TIME, whose children would that actually be and who would actually eventually spawn them.

    Also, concerning that sitcom ("Four pirate parents: High Sea adventures of a single child"), would they actually have to live together in one apartment and can we leave Charlie Sheen out of this series.
  • edited May 2013
    I don't know, but I would LOVE to see it all play out in court when the inevitable paternity suits/custody battles begin. Someone call Stan!
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited May 2013
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    Someone call Stan!

    He's a marriage counselor now. You know, he's really selling it. :p
  • edited May 2013
    Really. We're having this discussion? Where's Doodo when you need him.
  • edited May 2013
    Yes we are, and wasn't he permabanned?

    Also, spawn of Morgan and LeChuck is a horrible, horrible thought. But I'm sure the Voodoo Lady could find a use for it.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited May 2013
    So PERMA, we're not even talking about him any more.
  • edited May 2013
    coolsome wrote: »
    Just have an abortion after then you get ghost babies.
    Can babies have unfinished business?
  • edited May 2013
    So PERMA, we're not even talking about him any more.

    Damnatio memoriae! Painted over his avatar in black too, just like the portrait of Marino Faliero in the Doge's Palace in Venice.

    ETA: If you abort a ghost baby, does it become human?
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited May 2013
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    ETA: If you abort a ghost baby, does it become human?

    A zombie ghost baby maybe.

    But with LeChuck, who is also a demon, we have a whole new mix.
  • edited May 2013
    Demon zombie ghost mighty pirate / privateer / governor baby?

    JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I knew I should have left this discussion in the IRC channel I frequent to.
  • edited May 2013
    I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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    I've learned that there's no problems life can throw at you that can't be solved with gin & tonic. Unless you're an alcoholic. Then you're just screwed.
  • edited May 2013
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    I've learned that there's no problems life can throw at you that can't be solved with gin & tonic. Unless you're an alcoholic. Then you're just screwed.

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  • edited May 2013
    Eh, all Tony needs is an inspirational theme song.
  • edited May 2013
    Really. We're having this discussion? Where's Doodo when you need him.

    Seriously. I know of at least one instance where Doodo was banned for starting a discussion almost exactly like this, before I even joined the forums.
  • edited May 2013
    Honestly, from a biological perspective, the children would still be Guybrush and Elaine's because the physical, ah, equipment would belong to them.

    But this discussion seriously terrifies me.
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    coolsome wrote: »
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  • edited May 2013
    ...What did I just walk in on?
  • edited May 2013
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    ...What did I just walk in on?

    I have no idea, but it is glorious.
  • edited May 2013
    So u guys went to that building then?
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    Yes, I read this issue in original paper comic form.
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