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Monkey Island Caption Contest #27: None Shall Pass!

Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
edited October 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
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from the previous one:
Silverwolfpet wrote: »
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If this is Three... what's this?
Hayden wrote: »
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"A whole new world!"

Congratulations to both! You get:

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Free juggling instructions.

The Hall of Fame:
Hayden x7 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
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Edward VanHelgen x3
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Comments

  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited September 2010
    new images:

    troll.png

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  • tabstistabstis
    edited September 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    new images:

    troll.png

    Guybrush had only previously encountered such a creature on an internet forum. He remember him as being called... Andrew Ryan.

    46004155.jpg

    As the wedding ended, the happy couple left on board the Screaming Narwahl.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited September 2010
    Hmmm... I think we might have had the second image already. I'm not entirely sure, though.

    ...But, oh well, let us continue:

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    "Winslow and Threepwood stared down with excitement in their veins as they saw the great river of liquefied gold flowing through the interior of this great leviathan. On closer inspection, it was to their disappointment to find that what they thought was something of great value was merely manatee bile." - Narrator
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited September 2010
    Hayden wrote: »
    Hmmm... I think we might have had the second image already. I'm not entirely sure, though.

    hmmm... i don't think so, you may be thinking of some of those:

    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S2jAdfVdQgI/AAAAAAAAAuE/Lmg61_L7QvA/s800/captions7a.png

    http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited September 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    :

    troll.png

    "Don't eat me, eat my brother, he's much bigger than I am!"

    And so the troll let Guybrush across the bridge: trip, trap, trip, trap, hop-and-skip, hop-and-skip, trippety-trap, trippety-trap, over the rickety bridge.
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    "Look over the parapet, Winslow. After all these years, that stupid troll is *still* waiting for my big brother!"
  • TeethTeeth
    edited September 2010
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    Guybrush: I don't have enough money for the toll.
    Troll: Well, I'm sure we can come to ANOTHER kind of...arrangement. *winks*
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited September 2010
    troll.png
    Troll: Adventure games suck
    Guybrush:*give walkthrough to troll*
    Troll:......you may pass

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    you dropped your change Morgan that's right bend right down to get it!
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited September 2010
    troll.png

    Guybrush: Hey George! Indiana Jones 4 sucks!

    Troll: I don't know what you're talking about.

    Guybrush: And Star Wars prequels are just plain awful as well!

    Troll: Sure...

    Guybrush: How many Oscars did you win?

    Troll: Watch your mouth boy!
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited September 2010
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    Winslow: Look, Sir! A whale! Ooooh! It's breeching!

    Guybrush: You're fired.
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited September 2010
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    Troll: None shall ass!

    Director (off screen) : Cut cut cut!!!

    Guybrush: Oh geez, not again... Try reading the script next time, sucker.

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    Guybrush: Hey Winslow, let's make some people angry.

    Winslow: Escape from Monkey Island rocks!

    (The fans start preparing tridents and torches)

    Guybrush: Aaaah, I just LOVE making the fans angry!

    Winslow: MONKEY KOMBAT!

    Both: Hehehehe...
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited September 2010
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    Troll: Thus who wish to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three
    Guybrush: Why three?
    Troll: I dunno.
    *Is cast into the pit*
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited September 2010
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    Guybrush:he the neighbors still dont know we are spying at them through the window.
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited September 2010
    46004155.jpg

    Guybrush: See, I told you it was a Voodoo priest! You kept yelling "Batman! Batman! Make him fly!".
  • TheHuttTheHutt
    edited September 2010
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    Guybrush: Don't feed the trolls!
    Troll: Shoot.

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    Winslow: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
  • TeethTeeth
    edited September 2010
    Are we allowed a second try? If so...

    troll.png
    Troll: WHY CAN'T TELLTALE DITCH THE 3D AND THE EPISODES AND DO IT AS A FULL LENGTH GAME IN 2D WITH NO VOICES??? AND THEY SHOULD PUT IN WALLY AND LARGO LAGRANDE AND KAET CAPSIZE!!!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited September 2010
    Teeth wrote: »
    Are we allowed a second try? If so...

    Yes, you certainly are. Have as many goes as you like, there's no limit. Nor should there be, either.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited September 2010
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    Graham: May I help you, my good man?
    Troll: None shall PAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited September 2010
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    G: And that one is an apple!

    W: Yes! I see it sir!
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited September 2010
    I know me saying this is the second-most hypocritical thing said all year, but when are you gonna post the next contest?
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited September 2010
    If you're impatient, why don't you make it? :p ;)
  • PolychromePolychrome
    edited September 2010
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    Troll: A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls. Hehehehe, I made that up myself!

    46004155.jpg

    Winslow: Betcha can't hit that shark!

    Guybrush: You're on!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited September 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    If you're impatient, why don't you make it? :p ;)

    I wonder how these contests work? I saw some different people posting them before, and wondered what are the rules, and whether there are any.
    Can someone explain to me please?
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited September 2010
    Sarendor wrote: »
    I wonder how these contests work? I saw some different people posting them before, and wondered what are the rules, and whether there are any.
    Can someone explain to me please?

    I used to make them, but because of pressing circumstances
    , namely me being a lazy bastard,
    I quit and said someone else could do them from now on. So Edward did this one. I guess he's now doing them until he passes on the responsibility.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited October 2010
    Yep, I think it's time for Caption Contest #28.

    Edit: Eh, just one more entry... even if it is terrible.

    bridgefq.png

    Guybrush: "But the bridge looks fi-..."
    Troll: "Just shutup and do what the sign says!"
    Guybrush: "*Gulp*, yes mam."
    Troll: "..."
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited October 2010
    I have a question: Is it allowed to bump older contests by posting new entries in them? Just for the fun, of course, not for the awesome prizes.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited October 2010
    Sarendor wrote: »
    I have a question: Is it allowed to bump older contests by posting new entries in them? Just for the fun, of course, not for the awesome prizes.

    As the starter of those older contests, I'm okay with it. I don't know if the mods would be, though.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited October 2010
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    Guybrush: One day, dear Winslow, all of this shall be yours.

    Winslow: The inside of the manatee, sir?

    Guybrush: Oh...never mind...
  • ChingisKanChingisKan
    edited October 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    new images:

    troll.png
    Troll:...
    Guybrush:...
    T:...
    G:...
    T:...
    G:...
    (five hours later)
    T:...
    G:...
    G: Did you know I can keep my eyes open without blinking for 20 hours?
    T:This is going to be one long staring contest. :mad:
    46004155.jpg

    You know what they're both staring at:
    A merperson that actually looks like a woman.
    And she lost her seashells.
    (Also notice where Winslow's arm is...)
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
    Like i said earlier in this thread, i'd like if these threads could become some sort of "open source" so anyone can create the next one. That's unless apenpaap wishes to continue making them by himself.

    So, as far as i am concerned anyone willing to do the next one please do.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2010
    Polychrome wrote: »
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    Winslow: Betcha can't jump that shark!

    Guybrush: You're on!

    Fix'd
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited October 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    Like i said earlier in this thread, i'd like if these threads could become some sort of "open source" so anyone can create the next one. That's unless apenpaap wishes to continue making them by himself.

    So, as far as i am concerned anyone willing to do the next one please do.

    The easiest way, in order to avoid confusion and whatnot, is that whoever the winner of this thread is starts, and judges, the next one. And so forth. It's not too difficult to get screenshots, in the scheme of things.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2010
    Also...
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    troll.png
    TROLL: Firstly, you must find... another herring!
    [dramatic chord]
    GUYBRUSH: Not another herring!
    TROLL: Then, when you have found the herring, you must place
    it here beside this herring, only slightly higher so you get a
    two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
    RANDOM: A path! A path!
    TROLL: Then, when you have found the herring, you must cut
    down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a shrubbery!

    ... No one?
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
    FitzoliverJ wrote: »
    The easiest way, in order to avoid confusion and whatnot, is that whoever the winner of this thread is starts, and judges, the next one. And so forth. It's not too difficult to get screenshots, in the scheme of things.

    Yes i thought of that but it won't do - you simply can't force someone into making the thread by making him the winner of previous one. It's got to be a person who is willing to do it. The only confusion this way is if see two new simultaneously made threads, so maybe volunteer could announce it in advance.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    Yes i thought of that but it won't do - you simply can't force someone into making the thread by making him the winner of previous one. It's got to be a person who is willing to do it. The only confusion this way is if see two new simultaneously made threads, so maybe volunteer could announce it in advance.

    Or a list. A waiting list.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited October 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    TROLL: Firstly, you must find... another herring!
    [dramatic chord]
    GUYBRUSH: Not another herring!
    TROLL: Then, when you have found the herring, you must place
    it here beside this herring, only slightly higher so you get a
    two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
    RANDOM: A path! A path!
    TROLL: Then, when you have found the herring, you must cut
    down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a shrubbery!

    Perhaps my favourite so far.

    I always love the odd Monty Python reference! :)
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Or a list. A waiting list.

    No, wait - i have an idea: a waiting list. A WAITING LIST!

    *hides
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited October 2010
    I could make a new thread :p If I have your approval, of course. With the you-know-what pic.
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited October 2010
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
    I could make a new thread :p If I have your approval, of course. With the you-know-what pic.

    The stage is all yours, Sir.

    *throws off Clothes of Responsibility and runs nakedly into forest

    (Bwahahahaha...)
  • skitty85skitty85
    edited October 2010
    @Edward: Thanks, now I won´t be able to catch some sleep tonight! :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited October 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    The stage is all yours, Sir.

    *throws off Clothes of Responsibility and runs nakedly into forest

    (Bwahahahaha...)

    *looks at the stage*
    Umm, that's great! Thanks, I guess... but what the hell am I supposed to do with a stage? It's huge! I can't just take it up to my apartment!

    ...I just wanted to post a thread! And put on this Non-Responsibility +5 Cloak. We don't have to scare the children.

    Hehe, I'll post the thread tomorrow.
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