Monkey Island Caption Contest #27: None Shall Pass!
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"A whole new world!"
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As the wedding ended, the happy couple left on board the Screaming Narwahl.
...But, oh well, let us continue:
"Winslow and Threepwood stared down with excitement in their veins as they saw the great river of liquefied gold flowing through the interior of this great leviathan. On closer inspection, it was to their disappointment to find that what they thought was something of great value was merely manatee bile." - Narrator
hmmm... i don't think so, you may be thinking of some of those:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S2jAdfVdQgI/AAAAAAAAAuE/Lmg61_L7QvA/s800/captions7a.png
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
"Don't eat me, eat my brother, he's much bigger than I am!"
And so the troll let Guybrush across the bridge: trip, trap, trip, trap, hop-and-skip, hop-and-skip, trippety-trap, trippety-trap, over the rickety bridge.
"Look over the parapet, Winslow. After all these years, that stupid troll is *still* waiting for my big brother!"
Guybrush: I don't have enough money for the toll.
Troll: Well, I'm sure we can come to ANOTHER kind of...arrangement. *winks*
Troll: Adventure games suck
Guybrush:*give walkthrough to troll*
Troll:......you may pass
you dropped your change Morgan that's right bend right down to get it!
Guybrush: Hey George! Indiana Jones 4 sucks!
Troll: I don't know what you're talking about.
Guybrush: And Star Wars prequels are just plain awful as well!
Troll: Sure...
Guybrush: How many Oscars did you win?
Troll: Watch your mouth boy!
Winslow: Look, Sir! A whale! Ooooh! It's breeching!
Guybrush: You're fired.
Troll: None shall ass!
Director (off screen) : Cut cut cut!!!
Guybrush: Oh geez, not again... Try reading the script next time, sucker.
Guybrush: Hey Winslow, let's make some people angry.
Winslow: Escape from Monkey Island rocks!
(The fans start preparing tridents and torches)
Guybrush: Aaaah, I just LOVE making the fans angry!
Winslow: MONKEY KOMBAT!
Both: Hehehehe...
Troll: Thus who wish to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three
Guybrush: Why three?
Troll: I dunno.
*Is cast into the pit*
Guybrush:he the neighbors still dont know we are spying at them through the window.
Guybrush: See, I told you it was a Voodoo priest! You kept yelling "Batman! Batman! Make him fly!".
Guybrush: Don't feed the trolls!
Troll: Shoot.
Winslow: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Troll: WHY CAN'T TELLTALE DITCH THE 3D AND THE EPISODES AND DO IT AS A FULL LENGTH GAME IN 2D WITH NO VOICES??? AND THEY SHOULD PUT IN WALLY AND LARGO LAGRANDE AND KAET CAPSIZE!!!
Yes, you certainly are. Have as many goes as you like, there's no limit. Nor should there be, either.
Graham: May I help you, my good man?
Troll: None shall PAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
G: And that one is an apple!
W: Yes! I see it sir!
Troll: A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls. Hehehehe, I made that up myself!
Winslow: Betcha can't hit that shark!
Guybrush: You're on!
I wonder how these contests work? I saw some different people posting them before, and wondered what are the rules, and whether there are any.
Can someone explain to me please?
I used to make them, but because of pressing circumstances
Edit: Eh, just one more entry... even if it is terrible.
Guybrush: "But the bridge looks fi-..."
Troll: "Just shutup and do what the sign says!"
Guybrush: "*Gulp*, yes mam."
Troll: "..."
As the starter of those older contests, I'm okay with it. I don't know if the mods would be, though.
Guybrush: One day, dear Winslow, all of this shall be yours.
Winslow: The inside of the manatee, sir?
Guybrush: Oh...never mind...
Guybrush:...
T:...
G:...
T:...
G:...
(five hours later)
T:...
G:...
G: Did you know I can keep my eyes open without blinking for 20 hours?
T:This is going to be one long staring contest. :mad:
You know what they're both staring at:
A merperson that actually looks like a woman.
And she lost her seashells.
(Also notice where Winslow's arm is...)
So, as far as i am concerned anyone willing to do the next one please do.
Fix'd
The easiest way, in order to avoid confusion and whatnot, is that whoever the winner of this thread is starts, and judges, the next one. And so forth. It's not too difficult to get screenshots, in the scheme of things.
... No one?
Yes i thought of that but it won't do - you simply can't force someone into making the thread by making him the winner of previous one. It's got to be a person who is willing to do it. The only confusion this way is if see two new simultaneously made threads, so maybe volunteer could announce it in advance.
Or a list. A waiting list.
Perhaps my favourite so far.
I always love the odd Monty Python reference!
No, wait - i have an idea: a waiting list. A WAITING LIST!
*hides
The stage is all yours, Sir.
*throws off Clothes of Responsibility and runs nakedly into forest
(Bwahahahaha...)
*looks at the stage*
Umm, that's great! Thanks, I guess... but what the hell am I supposed to do with a stage? It's huge! I can't just take it up to my apartment!
...I just wanted to post a thread! And put on this Non-Responsibility +5 Cloak. We don't have to scare the children.
Hehe, I'll post the thread tomorrow.