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  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Leather makes me chafe.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    I'm selling these fine leather jackets...
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Go away, kid, you bother us.
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited March 2011
    I'll have you know I have your ass preemptively kicked.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    I don't know, but when I find the scupperscraper, I'll shove one of me bottles so deep up his fundament.... Arrgh!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    What's a fundament?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, and ****
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    You know who invented fire, Pop? I don't know either but you can be damn sure it wasn't a lawyer!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Are you aware of the old pirate court saying, "the pirate who represents himself in court has a soon-to-be-keelhauled fool for a client?"
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Bwaaak! It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    I have got to look up that word.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited March 2011
    Is it pie? I hope it's pie.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    I've been reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    The password is "Haggis"
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    Looks like it's time to boil the haggis.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Hey Sam, is Pronto a real word?
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    I don't know if "special" is the word I'd use.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited March 2011
    Awww thats... Sweet?
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    What the hell is that?!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Not'chos
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Huh?!? Assault with molten nacho cheese isn't criminal?!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    If that doesn't get us into hell, I don't know what will.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Now you're free to just curl up and enjoy a sad, pathetic eternity in pirate afterlife.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Personally, you look like a bit of a moper to me.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    Well, you're fat. It seems that neither of us gets the respect we deserve.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Oh... You say you've lost your self respect, but you should caaaaaaare!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    See how you still have all your limbs? That means she cares.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    I'll just get this sack of legs in case I will find it useful.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    I think I can talk the judge down from draw-and-quartering to draw-and-thirding!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Hey, you never know when a sack of severed legs is gonna come in handy. Or footy, as the case may be.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited March 2011
    Hmm, I wonder what ceremonial sacrifices was made on this ancient altar... Mm taste's like chicken.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    What do nightmares taste like?
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Nothing screams "pirate bar" like the aroma of moldy Grog sprinkled with just a hint of sea spray and shattered dreams...
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    Just like our social lives!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    Sorry, I've got my hands full trying to keep myself alive without killing your wife!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Next time, keep your feet on the ground and your head out of the clouds.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited March 2011
    These charges are stupid. And believe me, I know from stupid!
  • joek86joek86
    edited March 2011
    He has psychic powers now apparently.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    You feel a strange, pulling sensation.
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