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  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2011
    His lust for power has twisted him into a mockery of the goldfish we once kind of loved.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    No, seriously. Do you have any fruit to declare?
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Ahh, life giving water. Nectar of the gods. Graham can now feel strength and renewal flowing through him.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Time out for number one!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Not the-?
    (Oh wait, I got the previous line totally wrong!)
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Come on everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Today's news: Winds still suck.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    - What? I was just going to point out that several phenomena, long believed to have supernatural causes, have turned out to be more mundane in origin. Only one phenomena continues to baffle scientists and defy rational explanation.

    -- What's that?

    - *FART*
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Great Scott!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2011
    Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Jumping Jehosapat!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    I'm about to jump my last jack.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Never play an ace when a two will do.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited June 2011
    The Ace of Spades!! That's the best card there is!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Say, that's a nifty spade you've got there!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    And you'd do well to keep your scurvy little fingers off of it.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    I didn't want it anyway. It has that terrible voodoo curse on it...
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Yeah! RIGHT! They did that in the book "Never Trade Lunches with a Corpse." If you kids ever came up with an original idea, I might believe you.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    No thanks, I've already had lunch.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Oh, I cannot have Sandvich. I become unstoppable killing machine.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    If you think you'll assassinate the destroyer of worlds with a poisoned drink, think again!
  • TheGamejockTheGamejock
    edited June 2011
    great news max i think just gave birth to a bouncing baby hernia
  • VeryToriVeryTori
    edited June 2011
    Great Scott!

    This is heavy.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    I think that's the second biggest pot o' soup I've ever seen!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Last one in's a freemason!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    That's odd, he told me his name was Squinky.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Thats odd, the boy just... Disappeared!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    By all that's beauteous, fair and slightly, four morons do I sleep with nightly!
    There's nothing there at all I say! Enough of this, let's now away!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    How I can't WAIT for you to give up and just... GO AWAY!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Do you have any... weasels on a stick?
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited June 2011
    I've got all types of crazy crap!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    I know I'll kick myself for asking, but what sorts of trial souvenirs are you selling?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    It's a world of roach-like leviathans lumbering through a gargantuan city-scape.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Manateeee!!!!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    Ichorrrrr!!!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Here comes the... ARRRR!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    Stinky... Lazy-eyed... Meanie!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Oh, is that a pilgrim face-off? I thought you said pirate.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited June 2011
    I've got more faces than the Pope's got noses.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    This election reminds me of a droll story. It seems Chester A. Arthur and the Pope were kayaking down the Amazon one day. Suddenly a tiny candiru fish swims up the Pope's *censored* and lodges itself in his *censored*. Arthur grabs the Pope's *censored* pliers and *censored* swelled up like a melon. And the Pope says, "Thanks. Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to *censored*!" No, wait. I think I told it wrong.
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