It's boring times like these that I like to kick back and ponder the intricacies of existence. Like, why do my nipples exist? I don't even use them that much anymore.
Great Scott! I like my office. Its warm in my office. Its quiet in my office. There are no maniacal gnomes or chainsaw-wielding waitresses in my office. *Sigh.
Anyway, I looked at your script this time, and this is the result:
That's right. Mine is the name that pirates fear the most. Edward
"Snugglecakes" Van Helgen.
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Left! Two-Three-Four!
Right! Two-Three-Four!
Left! Two-Three-Four!
Right! Two-Three-Four!
Back! Two-Three-Four!
Right! Two-Three-Four!
Left! Two-Three-Four!
Back! Cha-Cha-Cha!
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Actually, it's: "It'd be improper to read someone's personal love letter. Plus, I'm sure it's chock full of more Winslow than I can handle."
Anyway, I looked at your script this time, and this is the result:
That's right. Mine is the name that pirates fear the most. Edward
"Snugglecakes" Van Helgen.