Respond with a Telltale game quote

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  • edited April 2011
    This probably sounds like nonsense to your unevolved ear, but I think I can understand you now.
  • edited May 2011
    I hate to triple-post, but...

    Oh, is that why you walk that way? I thought it was just gas.
  • edited May 2011
    SPeaking of which...
  • edited May 2011
    *PHBTBTBTH* Pardon me, those beans from the dining car just caught up with me. My name's Sameth by the way. *PHBTBTBTH* Whoops! There it goes again!
  • edited May 2011
    Listen here, you poor excuse for a prissy privateer! Any more lip out of you, and the Captain'll be sending yer carcass on a tour of the small intestine!
  • edited May 2011
    You've been listening to my inner bathroom narration again!
  • edited May 2011
    How about a towel, sir?
  • edited May 2011
    What about you, miss "All-Knowing, All-Seeing, Voodoo Puppet Mistress-y Person"?
  • edited May 2011
    You should know that I've been using my latent psychic abilities to see everyone's cards this entire time and I agree with your decision.
  • edited May 2011
    There. Five of a kind. You can't beat Five of a kind.
  • edited May 2011
    Saboteur! You managed to cheat in the exact same way I did!
  • edited May 2011
    Oh my god, what the hell is that?! (Said rather unconvincingly by Marty McFly)
  • edited May 2011
    Horrible... teeth... gnashing... ferocious... leviathan...
  • edited May 2011
    Sweet Fancy Moses! It's my father!
  • edited May 2011
    Banang!
  • edited May 2011
    I see. Because I resemble your Earth gorillas, you assume I want a banana. I'm glad to see that Earthlings are still so charmingly racist.
  • edited May 2011
    Are you a mer...?
  • edited May 2011
    That's right! I am 100% proud Vaycaylian Merfolk!
  • edited May 2011
    And I'm amphibious. Sure, I got teased about it at school, but, as it turns out, it's really pretty useful!
  • edited May 2011
    Sorry, lil' guy. Good thing you're not actually alive!
  • edited May 2011
    Bwaaaak! It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™!
  • edited May 2011
    First of all, thanks. That thing was really starting to scrape my scabbard.
  • edited May 2011
    ...and B) None of your damn business.
  • edited May 2011
    What are YOU doing in the citizen plus ward?
  • edited May 2011
    I will have order in my court, or so help me, I will shove this gavel down your stinkin' windpipes!
  • edited May 2011
    I want to object, for the way my beard is itching.
  • edited May 2011
    I also object to the way that guy's looking at me!
  • edited May 2011
    Feed 'im to the Jungle Beast!
  • edited May 2011
    How is Ms. Grungywhiskers?
  • edited May 2011
    Her name isn't GRUNGYWHISKERS, ya lava licker! It's Miss PRETTYWHISKERS!
  • edited May 2011
    The big sponge?
  • edited May 2011
    I can't read!
  • edited May 2011
    "Trezer! All ye can dig!" That's nice. :)
  • edited May 2011
    Once again, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Taranchula Black Metal Detector and Shovel Attachment. sl03za.jpg
  • edited May 2011
    I know, this is heavy!
  • edited May 2011
    Extremely. (And welcome back, Tredlow!)
  • edited June 2011
    It's like squiddly versus piddley here!
  • edited June 2011
    My first demand is pornography!
  • edited June 2011
    How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
  • edited June 2011
    Guybrush Threepwood! Obtainer of cranky golden fish artifacts!
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