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updates in 2011 (sonic 20th birthday version)

pepsiboy3pepsiboy3
edited January 2011 in Poker Night at the Inventory / Poker Night 2
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and i don't know how to read the info is made japan languange, BLAH BLAH BLAH

heres the poker night thingys updates from sonic the hedgehog in 2011:

1. iron curtain v2.0 (in shadow the hedgehog) 重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影({translate} the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow)

2. max toys from sam and max season 3 (in sonic adventure 1, dx, 2, and 2 battle) マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です ({translate} Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails)

3. videlectrix Sega tapes (on sonic classic collections) 悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます ({translate} Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!)

4. 9000 fruit
fuc
ker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)

thats all wait wait i know you gonna hated but that doesn't mean your head SPLODE, happy new year everyone.

Comments

  • FalancaFalanca
    edited January 2011
    NO.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited January 2011
    Yeah these suck.
  • Smooth JazzSmooth Jazz
    edited January 2011
    Am I the only person that couldn't understand a word he said? I knew our education system was bad but seriously, this is ridiculous.
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited January 2011
    I don't really want to believe he's from Canada.
  • RAnthonyMahanRAnthonyMahan
    edited January 2011
    Hey, pepsiboy's back! For a while I thought these boards had become disappointingly troll-free again.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    Smooth Jazz wrote: »
    Am I the only person that couldn't understand a word he said? I knew our education was bad but seriously, this is ridiculous.

    You're not the only person, dude.

    I thought I got rid of that troll last month!

    So, did my little computer trick work?
  • plrichardplrichard
    edited January 2011
    ...what?
  • 1nky1nky
    edited January 2011
    I think he reverse-translated. Converted whatever he wanted to say to hirigana. Even someone who could read and speak Japanese wouldn't understand this post.
  • furrykeffurrykef
    edited January 2011
    Ahahahahaha. That "Japanese" is hilarious.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited January 2011
    I just noticed through using 12 advanced translators that he said shadow would get the iron curtain.
    NO. Shadow has only used guns once and sega is hopefully never doing that again.
  • 1nky1nky
    edited January 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    I just noticed through using 12 advanced translators that he said shadow would get the iron curtain.
    NO. Shadow has only used guns once and sega is hopefully never doing that again.

    Ah yes, the dreaded gun...

    But Shadow hasn't really been around for a while, come to think of it.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited January 2011
    pepsiboy3 wrote: »
    1. iron curtain v2.0 (in shadow the hedgehog) 重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影({translate} the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow)Actual translation=Heavy Weapon: This is cool .... my shadow ...


    2. max toys from sam and max season 3 (in sonic adventure 1, dx, 2, and 2 battle) マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です ({translate} Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails)actual translation=Max: This is Bob's toys and tails chao


    3. videlectrix Sega tapes (on sonic classic collections) 悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます ({translate} Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!)Actual translation=You have a score on my DS


    4. 9000 fruit
    fuc
    ker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)Actual translation=Tycho: The Adventure 9000 is the fruit of his tail F ** K is then tapped from the fur of my pillow} {Rakisutanokiwami

    I gave the actual translations for the japanese text.
    My favorite is how badly he translated tycho.
  • furrykeffurrykef
    edited January 2011
    Your "actual translations" don't highlight how utterly ungrammatical the sentences are, though :)
  • koiboi59koiboi59
    edited January 2011
    "Sam, what language is he speaking?"

    Seriously, just why?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited January 2011
    furrykef wrote: »
    Your "actual translations" don't highlight how utterly ungrammatical the sentences are, though :)

    I just translated, any more and you gotta pay me.

    I also think the tycho translation speaks for itself.
  • OttersPodOttersPod
    edited January 2011
    Adventure 9000? Sign me up, Tycho.
  • doggansdoggans
    edited January 2011
    1nky wrote: »
    Even someone who could read and speak Japanese wouldn't understand this post.

    In pepsiboy's defense, he's not a Japan, France, or Somthing.
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited January 2011
    I never gave you permission to use my Poker Night icon as an avatar.
  • allaboardfilmsallaboardfilms
    edited January 2011
    pepsiboy3 wrote: »
    and i don't know how to read the info is made japan languange, BLAH BLAH BLAH

    ....

    4. 9000 fruit
    fuc
    ker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)

    thats all wait wait i know you gonna hated but that doesn't mean your head SPLODE, happy new year everyone.

    Well, you're obviously very handy with a translator, so.....


    What on God's green earth is a Fruit F***er? An "oringinal" invention of yours?


    Well, if our heads didn't "SPLODE" from hating this, they certainly will from your awful grammar and shoddy attempts at getting around copyright. Happy New Year to you too, pepsiboy. Happy New Year indeed.
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited January 2011
    allaboardfilms wrote: »
    What on God's green earth is a Fruit F***er? An "oringinal" invention of yours?

    Actually, that's all Penny Arcade. Warning - NSFW and may offend
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited January 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Actual translation=Tycho: The Adventure 9000 is the fruit of his tail F ** K is then tapped from the fur of my pillow
    I gave the actual translations for the japanese text.
    My favorite is how badly he translated tycho.

    These bad translations could start whole new internet memes!

    The fruit of his tail f*%k is then tapped from the fur of my pillow.

    OR

    {type anything here really} is then tapped from the fur of my pillow

    OR

    Tap the fur of my pillow.



    ... umm... wait, don't actually tap the fur of my pillow, thanks. :D
  • furrykeffurrykef
    edited January 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    I just translated, any more and you gotta pay me.
    *shrug* It's not me who needs the explanation. I speak Japanese too. (Not very well -- pretty badly, in fact -- but quite well enough to know that pepsiboy's spouting gibberish. I mean, even more so than usual.)

    And in fact your translations suggest to me that you only glanced at pepsiboy's Japanese or you don't speak it either, 'cause, for instance, his first sentence doesn't say "heavy weapon" or "my shadow". I think the following better captures the, erm, flavor of the "Japanese":

    重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影
    What pepsiboy says it means: the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow
    What it means: Heavy: As for my cool weapon. Is. A shadow. (I replaced the ellipses with periods to highlight the ungrammaticalness; the way it's written, it's more like three "sentences".)

    マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です
    What pepsiboy says it means: Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails
    What it means: As for Bad, Strong: It's Bobs toy chao and tail.

    悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます
    What pepsiboy says it means: Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!
    What it means: Bad, Strong: As for my Sega tapes, BEAT. The having of my score's DS, is.

    ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か}
    What pepsiboy says it means: tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH
    What it means: Tycho: To his adventure, **K is tail. As for 9000 fruit F, afterwards, as for my fur, Lucky Star no Kiwami (hit from Pyro?)

    (Additionally, it should be noted that "Taiko" would be a better rendering of the pronunciation of Tycho's name, whereas pepsiboy has "Tiko". However, the name of the original Tycho Brahe, after which PA's is named, is indeed "Tiko" in Japanese, so eh. Lucky Star no Kiwami is the name of an album of remixes of Lucky Star remixes. I'm not sure what "kiwami" means, so I've left the title untranslated.)
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited January 2011
    The having of my score's DS, is... then tapped from the fur of my pillow :D
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited January 2011
    furrykef wrote: »
    *shrug* It's not me who needs the explanation. I speak Japanese too. (Not very well -- pretty badly, in fact -- but quite well enough to know that pepsiboy's spouting gibberish. I mean, even more so than usual.)

    And in fact your translations suggest to me that you only glanced at pepsiboy's Japanese or you don't speak it either, 'cause, for instance, his first sentence doesn't say "heavy weapon" or "my shadow". I think the following better captures the, erm, flavor of the "Japanese":

    重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影
    What pepsiboy says it means: the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow
    What it means: Heavy: As for my cool weapon. Is. A shadow. (I replaced the ellipses with periods to highlight the ungrammaticalness; the way it's written, it's more like three "sentences".)

    マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です
    What pepsiboy says it means: Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails
    What it means: As for Bad, Strong: It's Bobs toy chao and tail.

    悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます
    What pepsiboy says it means: Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!
    What it means: Bad, Strong: As for my Sega tapes, BEAT. The having of my score's DS, is.

    ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か}
    What pepsiboy says it means: tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH
    What it means: Tycho: To his adventure, **K is tail. As for 9000 fruit F, afterwards, as for my fur, Lucky Star no Kiwami (hit from Pyro?)

    (Additionally, it should be noted that "Taiko" would be a better rendering of the pronunciation of Tycho's name, whereas pepsiboy has "Tiko". However, the name of the original Tycho Brahe, after which PA's is named, is indeed "Tiko" in Japanese, so eh. Lucky Star no Kiwami is the name of an album of remixes of Lucky Star remixes. I'm not sure what "kiwami" means, so I've left the title untranslated.)

    I dont speak japanese at all, I just used google translate.
  • crashblast23crashblast23
    edited January 2011
    Poker Night at the Sega Inventory

    Heavy=Bark
    Tycho=Mighty
    Max=Bean
    Strongbad=Fang
    (all with the same voices and dialogue from Poker Night except Fang)

    I had this idea in the very beginning since the game was announced. *raises flame shield*
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited January 2011
    ...well at least he spelled Poker right this time.
  • koiboi59koiboi59
    edited January 2011
    DrRocketGenius wrote: »
    ...well at least he spelled Poker right this time.

    huh didn't notice that, well bravo pepsi.
  • OttersPodOttersPod
    edited January 2011
    DrRocketGenius wrote: »
    ...well at least he spelled poker right this time.

    d: Onoes guiz!!!1!!!111!3 hes lossin hz trollin-nesssss1!!!1!!!(!11
  • guybrush20X6guybrush20X6
    edited January 2011
    allaboardfilms wrote: »
    Well, you're obviously very handy with a translator, so.....


    What on God's green earth is a Fruit F***er? An "oringinal" invention of yours?


    Well, if our heads didn't "SPLODE" from hating this, they certainly will from your awful grammar and shoddy attempts at getting around copyright. Happy New Year to you too, pepsiboy. Happy New Year indeed.

    The fruit f**ker is an apromorphic juicer from penny arcade the extracts juice form fruit by f**king it (hence the name)
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2011
    Question is there a point to this new thread, because either it can closed and or moved?
  • koiboi59koiboi59
    edited January 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Question is there a point to this new thread, because either it can closed and or moved?

    no, there is no point, this is just a delusional dream of a poker night/sonic collision.
  • allaboardfilmsallaboardfilms
    edited January 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Question is there a point to this new thread, because either it can closed and or moved?

    I assume the point's amusement.
  • der_ketzerder_ketzer
    edited January 2011
    Just close it already and move it to parts of the forum where no one will ever see it again.
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