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  • edited June 2012
    People are losing faith because they don't see how what you've turned their religion into applies to them!
  • edited June 2012
    I ain't looking for help from on high. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.
  • edited June 2012
    And so what we have learned applies to our lives today; God has a lot to say in His Book.
    You see, we know that God's Word is for everyone; now that our song is done, we'll take a look.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7-RLBMBKj0&t=20

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jBTTjGQoE&t=150
  • edited June 2012
    Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
  • edited June 2012
    God doesn't want you to spend all your time being afraid of hell or praising his name.
  • edited June 2012
    ...And now for something completely different.
  • edited June 2012
    Heyyyy, what's happenin? Que pasa? Que what you call your pasa? Al Sleet here, your hippy, dippy, weatherman with all your hippy, dippy, weather, man.
  • edited June 2012
    Today's forecast is Total Crap!
  • edited June 2012
    This crap was garbage even when it was new!
  • edited June 2012
    Can you pay my bills?
    Can you pay my telephone bills?
    Do you pay my automo' bills?
    If you did, then maybe we could chill.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2012
    I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.
  • edited June 2012
    Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Within Queen City of Southern Tiers I am sitting on my Super Bicycle "Angelaria" and I’m dressed like Captain Bicycle. "Angelaria" show me yourself. Come and live the spirit of Jesus Christ. Thank Jehovah for Kung-Fu Bicycles and Priscilla Presley.
  • edited June 2012
    What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
  • edited June 2012
    It's a new breakthrough in home video marketing. Instant cassettes! They're out in stores before the movie is finished.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited June 2012
    I'll take it! I'll take twelve!
  • edited June 2012
    I can do it! I will do it nine times!
  • edited June 2012
    You can do it all night long!
  • edited June 2012
    First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
  • edited June 2012
    Hehehe... childhood obesity.
  • edited June 2012
    Wait a second...I'm not big boned! I'm just fat!
  • edited June 2012
    I'm not fat! I'm unfit.
  • edited June 2012
    I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
  • edited June 2012
    "What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of f^&*%$' elephants."
  • edited June 2012
    Pink elephants on parade!
  • edited July 2012
    These apples are laced with LSD!
  • edited July 2012
    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
  • edited July 2012
    Drinks all around!
  • edited July 2012
    Why is the rum gone?
  • edited July 2012
    You're drunk.
  • edited July 2012
    I swear to high ociffer, I'm not god.
  • edited July 2012
    Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
  • edited July 2012
    Now, as always, I don't care if you agree with my opinions on games, but what I do care is, you enjoy the video, you have a great Fourth of July. Drink some beers, but be safe. And, most importantly, celebrate YOUR freedom not to play S***Y F***ING GAMES!!! :D
  • edited July 2012
    They got a quick buck for this s**tload of f**k.
  • edited July 2012
    You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test! Ha HA! A test!
  • edited July 2012
    Love me, hate me,
    Say what you want about me,
    But all the boys and all the girls
    Are begging to if-you-seek-Amy.
  • edited July 2012
    What is love?
    Baby, don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    No more
  • edited July 2012
    I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive.
  • edited July 2012
    If it's a challenge you want, then it's a deadly game you'll get! We shall see just who is "average"!
  • edited July 2012
    Alright, twerp! It's third down, the bases are loaded, and we're pullin' the goalie!
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