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  • edited March 2012
    Is it a pOIsonous boat?

    (I am assuming you were referring to Paw's LP, yes?)
  • edited March 2012
    You're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • edited March 2012
    Wow, that's a big butt.
  • edited March 2012
    Guess your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited March 2012
    Get in your mouse, and get out of here.
  • edited March 2012
    These video games, they are warping our kids minds. My sons dog Bugo got hit by a truck and he says "mommy, mommy! Wheres to reset button?" Kids these days, they think life's a game, well its not a game lazlo, its very very serious. I let my kids play video games, and now he runs around the house looking for gold coins. Its just teaching our children to go chase money. My little Sam has been playing this new video game called Pogo the Monkey. His shop teacher called me today, and Sam made a homemade banana cannon in shop class, and was lobbing them acrossed the street at a fastfood resturant. And its all because of video games.
  • edited March 2012
    Video games can never be art.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited March 2012
    The painting of former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole (R-KS) was unveiled July 25, 2006 at a ceremony in the historic Old Senate Chamber of the U.S. Capitol.
  • edited March 2012
    These video games, they are warping our kids minds. My sons dog Bugo got hit by a truck and he says "mommy, mommy! Wheres to reset button?" Kids these days, they think life's a game, well its not a game lazlo, its very very serious. I let my kids play video games, and now he runs around the house looking for gold coins. Its just teaching our children to go chase money. My little Sam has been playing this new video game called Pogo the Monkey. His shop teacher called me today, and Sam made a homemade banana cannon in shop class, and was lobbing them acrossed the street at a fastfood resturant. And its all because of video games.

    I was wondering what that was from until you said Lazlo.
    Jennifer wrote: »
    The painting of former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole (R-KS) was unveiled July 25, 2006 at a ceremony in the historic Old Senate Chamber of the U.S. Capitol.

    I don't care.
  • edited March 2012
    Remolay wrote: »
    I was wondering what that was from until you said Lazlo.

    I don't care.

    (no quote? you fail.)
    Jennifer wrote: »
    The painting of former Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole (R-KS) was unveiled July 25, 2006 at a ceremony in the historic Old Senate Chamber of the U.S. Capitol.

    The internet is not something you just dump something on--it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled. And if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material... enormous amounts of material.
  • edited March 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    The internet is not something you just dump something on--it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled. And if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material... enormous amounts of material.

    The internet is for porn
    The internet is for porn
    Why you think the net was born?
    Porn, porn, porn!
  • edited March 2012
    Even if they somehow deduced the location of Earth they still wouldn't be able to get there, not unless they... They downloaded something along with the hive ship plans. Aw, something like spyware. It's like my stupidly downloaded porn--I mean music! My downloaded music! It has to be, it couldn't... I did this. I'm responsible for the destruction of my own planet.
  • edited March 2012
    Nice job breaking it, hero.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited March 2012
    What...? My name isn't hero.
  • edited March 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    (no quote? you fail.)

    That was the quote.
  • edited March 2012
    Why is it only in death were you redeemed, my child?
    I pray you were redeemed, my child.
  • Yeah, Fuck you, too!
  • edited March 2012
    Oh, very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBt-nirXQDE
  • edited April 2012
    I can't go on like this. Without Cassima, I don't think I have much left to live!
  • edited April 2012
    i just dont know what went wrong
  • edited April 2012
    tell me
  • edited April 2012
    Everybody!
    Everybody!
    Get into it!
    Get stupid!
    Get it started!
    Get it started!
    Get it started!
  • edited April 2012
    Conglaturation!!!

    You have completed a great game.

    And prooved the justice of our culture.

    Now go and rest our heroes!
  • edited April 2012
    Your future's up to you, so what you gonna do?
    Dare to be stupid! Dare to be Stupid!
  • edited April 2012
    I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
  • edited April 2012
    Stay out of my shed, okay?
  • edited April 2012
    Your future's up to you, so what you gonna do?

    Greetings, Starfighter- You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
  • edited April 2012
    Hi mort!
  • edited April 2012
    My knee's in pain.
    So is my brain.
  • edited April 2012
    Frankie The Rat. The name left a bad taste in my mouth and an itchy sensation in my boxers
  • edited April 2012
    Dear lovetodo22,

    You have received an infraction at Steam Users' Forums.

    Reason: Inappropriate Language
    Inappropriate Language

    This infraction is worth 4 point(s). 10 or more active infraction points will result in an automatic ban.
  • edited April 2012
    der_ketzer wrote: »
    Dear lovetodo22,

    You have received an infraction at Steam Users' Forums.

    Reason: Inappropriate Language
    Inappropriate Language

    This infraction is worth 4 point(s). 10 or more active infraction points will result in an automatic ban.

    You crack me up, little buddy
  • edited April 2012
    Warning:
    Post-hypnotic suggestions
    Running the ships ashore.
    The orange light that follows
    Will soon proclaim itself a god!
  • edited April 2012
    Mandelbrot Set, you're a Rorschach Test on fire
    You're a day-glo pterodactyl
  • edited April 2012
    A butt for a face.
    Little brother--dork, dork, dork.
    Stay out of my room.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDE1zTssw6Q&t=1m43s
  • edited April 2012
    Sometimes I wonder
    if it's possible at all
    to write a haiku.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited April 2012
    With bony hands I hold my partner
    On soulless feet we cross the floor
    The music stops as if to answer
    An empty knocking at the door
    It seems his skin was sweet as mango
    When last I held him to my breast
    But now we dance this grim fandango
    And will four years before we rest
  • edited April 2012
    I really feel
    I'm losing my best friend.
    I can't believe this could be the end.
  • edited April 2012
    I've got a story that'll cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle.

    Once, there was an Ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. :)
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