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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    ...you dirty. Stuck up. Sadistic, shit-eating, cocksucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, Nazi loving, child touching, cow-humping perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, dildo shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shitting, fart knocking, sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-jobbing, doggie caressing, mucus spewing, anal plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hoe biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!

    -Nostalgia Critic's 3rd AVGN Rant
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited November 2011
    Care bear stare.

    What?
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    Taste the rainbow, muthafucka!
  • ScnewScnew
    edited November 2011
    Magic wand... Make my monster grow!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2011
    Okay, mister. Alright, show's over now--you put that thing away. Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2011
    Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited. ...Sometimes I shouldn't say words.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    I don't remember asking you a god damn thing!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited November 2011
    Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2011
    999,863...999,862...
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    How many assholes have we got on this ship?
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited November 2011
    25.

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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    Depth, dimension, and... Dumb idiots.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited November 2011
    Stupid is as stupid does.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    You want some chocolates?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited November 2011
    But Malcolm, Isn't that illegal?
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited November 2011
    Was there any property damage or loss of life?
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited December 2011
    Wisdom Tree said, "Let there be $#!+!" And there was $#!+.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Hey, tree, if one of you falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear, do you make a sound?
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    ILLEGAL ENTRY! FOUL ON FORCE MAJEUR! FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE MR. TOUGH-GUY COMPETITION!
    -SCUD: The Disposable Assassin
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited December 2011
    I AM SO SMART I AM SO SMART (Homer Simpson - The Simpsons)
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited December 2011
    Ohh really you think so?... HE'S WEARING A DRESS!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    No kidding.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited December 2011
    how about you shut up for a week (Brain Griffin - Family Guy)
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited December 2011
    Shut up! I kill you!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    I'll kill you to DEATH!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited December 2011
    Don't make me destroy you.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited December 2011
    ...and anyone I catch talking about this young lady will be first beaten to death and then burned alive and after that be kept on bread and water for six weeks.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Fetch: the COMFY CHAIR!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited December 2011
    Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited December 2011
    Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    Next to a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's hard to read.

    -Groucho Marx
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited January 2012
    I can spell my name real good!

    - Fred Fredburger
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2012
    B-e-n-d-e-r. BENNNNNDER. B-e-n-d-e-r BENNNNNDER. Sayin' B E N DErrRRRrrRRr
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Ha ha ha ha! Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh harder. HA HA HA HA!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2012
    You shut up, sir!
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited January 2012
    Pirate Says: Nipples aren't fondling!

    -Jennie Breeden (The Devil's Panties)
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2012
    I never asked for this.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited January 2012
    Well, then use the "Forget Me Stick".
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    Sarendor wrote: »
    I like this idea! Gives quite some freedom, but everyone should remember to post the Telltale quotes in the right place.

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction!
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