She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Takes a dump in a coffee can.
Plays some games, with a grudge,
Gonna $#!+ out some anal fudge.
Look out, here come some $#!+ty games.
Alcohol is his power source,
Takes a p!ss like a drunken horse.
Climbs a wall, then he falls;
This game sucks his spider-balls.
Oh no, he's playing the $#!+ty games.
When he plays his games, he feels so ashamed.
He shoots webs from his wrist, but now Spider-Man's f---ing p!ssed.
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Would rather suck on a frozen turd,
Or eat some crap, from a moose.
Gonna chug down some poopie juice.
These games are such a great big f----up,
They make you want to throw up,
All over Spider-Man.
This is from the Angry Video Game Nerd Spider-Man episode!
Comments
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First it killed the Romans, and now it's killing me."
"Father."
"THAT'S NOT EVEN A PERSON!!!"
"No, Mr. Threepwood. I expect you to buy!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHsdO2NxpFU
First you will be baked and then there will be cake.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svl6PuN-zd8)
Takes a dump in a coffee can.
Plays some games, with a grudge,
Gonna $#!+ out some anal fudge.
Look out, here come some $#!+ty games.
Alcohol is his power source,
Takes a p!ss like a drunken horse.
Climbs a wall, then he falls;
This game sucks his spider-balls.
Oh no, he's playing the $#!+ty games.
When he plays his games, he feels so ashamed.
He shoots webs from his wrist, but now Spider-Man's f---ing p!ssed.
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Would rather suck on a frozen turd,
Or eat some crap, from a moose.
Gonna chug down some poopie juice.
These games are such a great big f----up,
They make you want to throw up,
All over Spider-Man.
This is from the Angry Video Game Nerd Spider-Man episode!