Respond With A Quote From Anything

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  • edited April 2013
    She simply says you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! :D
  • edited April 2013
    Put it back, Mr. Thomson. The King will remain a tyrant.
  • edited April 2013
    "We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
  • edited April 2013
    Me iz a queen!
  • edited April 2013
    Me iz a queen!
    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Mama? Yoo-hoo!
  • edited April 2013
    You say tomater; I zader matermorts.
  • edited April 2013
    Speak English!
  • edited April 2013
    DO YOU... UNDERSTAND... THE WORDS... THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH!?!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA
  • Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!
  • edited April 2013
    Put... the candle... back!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Listen, Winklewoman, I won't be sniffed!
  • Shut up, bitch, nobody wanna hear yo ass talk!
  • edited April 2013
    Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass.
  • edited April 2013
    Oh, that... I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog, I don't know. But my voice sounds badass f*ck!
  • edited April 2013
    I'm not giving my name to a machine!
  • edited April 2013
    General, a machine becomes human... when you can't tell the difference anymore.
  • edited April 2013
    You know, I like, totally agree that robots will like, totally be like people. You know, like, totally!
  • edited April 2013
    Also, your robotscan be made,
    maintenained,
    and powered up
    are also possible.*


    *[sic]
  • edited April 2013
    All your base are belong to us.
  • edited April 2013
    Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!
  • edited April 2013
    Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.
  • edited April 2013
    Those chickens are up to something...
  • edited April 2013
    I told you, the chickens are NOT organised!
  • edited April 2013
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?
    What a silly riddle.
    Just like asking who came first:
    The pussycat or the fiddle.
  • edited April 2013
    The perch goes here, the clam goes there,
    The tiny little shrimps just go everywhere.
    Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle.
    Seafood Cake comes just like the riddle!
  • edited April 2013
    And the cow jumped over the moon.
  • edited April 2013
    -When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!

    -Why wait? (KICK)
  • edited April 2013
    One of these days, Alice, one of these days...
  • edited April 2013
    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
  • edited April 2013
    She's stark raving mad!
  • edited April 2013
    We say special here.
  • My mommy says I’m special.
    Special Ed!
    FUCK YOU!
  • edited April 2013
    Go to hell!
  • edited May 2013
    Oh, I've already been there, thank you. I've found it quite lovely.
  • edited May 2013
    But Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
  • edited May 2013
    "It's bollocks, Angel! It's your brand of bollocks from first to last."
    "No, you can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!"
    "I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct."
    "And that wins out every time with you. You know, the human race has evolved, Spike!"
    "Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to-"
    "We're bigger. We're smarter. Plus, there's a thing called teamwork, not to mention the superstitious terror of your pure aggressors!"
    "You just want it to be the way you want it to be."
    "It's not about what I want!"
    [Wesley enters]
    "Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?"
    "No."
    "It just sounds a little serious."
    "It was mostly... theoretical. We..."
    "We were just working out a -"
    [pause]
    "Look... if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
    "Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this."
    [pause]
    "Do the astronauts have weapons?"
    "No!" "No!"
  • edited May 2013
    ....I'm sorry, did you say something?
  • Something.
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