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  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited May 2013
    Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    Why do I have to hold your hand through this whole mid-life crisis bullshit?!
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    So how the hell are ya babe!! ^_^
    sorry about earlier - sadface!
    i apologized though
    so you have to forgive me now!
    if you dont ill email you a bea-utiful crotch shot
    ---so watch out ;)
    lets get the hell out of this dump together
    hand in hand :3
    until we meet again....
    youd better get it on with your darling mochi
    ---or else!
    anyway
    ill be waiting for you by the entranceway
    we can kiss & make up
    xxxooo
    ooh la la
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited May 2013
    Don't tell me you only love me for my body.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    If you want my body
    and you think I'm sexy
    come on sugar let me know.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited May 2013
    Why oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    The color... OF THIS PEN..... IS RE.... RRRRRRRRRRRRRROYAL BLUE.
  • GameMasterGuyGameMasterGuy
    edited May 2013
    Am I blue?
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    They told me to pick up a little blue car, but they didn't say anything about a little blue man!
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited May 2013
    *walks into bookshop* I'm looking for a book. I think it was bluuuuuuue...
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    NOOO!! You must not read from the book!!
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited May 2013
    Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    “Fear isn't so difficult to understand. After all, weren't we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly the same sort of thing that frightened us yesterday. It's just a different wolf. This fright complex is rooted in every individual.”
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited May 2013
    Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    What the shit is he talking about?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited May 2013
    Living in America.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    "What state do you live in?"
    "Denial."
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    "Saga of Ryzom is the best videogame ever. And I've played State of Emergency!"
    "State of Emergency is the WORST game ever.."
    "But this one isn't!"
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited May 2013
    "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
    "In a row?"
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    That's not a horse. You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited May 2013
    Me! Coconuts! Me me me me me me me!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    She put the lime in the coconut; she drank them both up...
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream

    Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
    Merrily, merrily-
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    I gotta take a piss.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    Awwww da poor kitty tat, he fall down and go BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited May 2013
    All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    It’s a 12 gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the Sporting Goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart, shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT?!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited May 2013
    I've been cowscrazy. Please subscribe. Please leave a comment below. And of course... MOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    Intro of darkness!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    Exit light;
    Enter night;
    Take my hand;
    We're off to never never land...
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    First star to the right...and straight on til morning.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    Young...

    I feel young.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass you are?
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    Hey, buddy, you wanna pass me a roll of toilet paper?
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    We may be pirates, but we're not barbarians! ...We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    Begone pests, and give me the bird!

    We’d love to, really, but the Fox censors won’t allow it.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    The first thing you've got to understand is we recycle pretty much everything on a starship. That includes waste, and the first thing that happens to the waste is it gets processed through a machine called a bio-matter resequencer. [...] So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited May 2013
    Disgusting.
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited May 2013
    You're dethpicable.
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