The Duck conspiracy (spoiler)

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  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    I thin we need to have a Vote on if Duck is King since Queen Clem is the undisputed Queen

    no duck should be the queens 'joker' court jester or the royal fool..

    lee is her commander in chief
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    no duck should be the queens 'joker' court jester or the royal fool..

    lee is her commander in chief

    indeed .... I have a Feeling by the end of Episode 5 Queen and Duck and Maybe Lee will be a new family after bandits and zombies and disease and other things get Kenny, Kaatja, Larry and the anyone who isn't plot essential to the series is killed.
  • edited June 2012
    i hope clem, lee and kenny live and hopefully another 'new' femme fatale somewhere i doubt carly will survive long and we know lilly must leave.

    duck has to die in an orange field ;)
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    i hope clem, lee and kenny live and hopefully another 'new' femme fatale somewhere i doubt carly will survive long and we know lilly must leave.

    duck has to die in an orange field ;)

    I can Actually see an Ending in my head

    Kenny's sitting back in a chair fishing drinking a beer.
    Varsity guy is at The Wheel of the fishing boat
    Duck gives Queen Clementine a Flower he had found.
    Queen Clem gives Duck a Kiss on the cheek and Duck faints.
    Kaatja's inside cooking.
    and Lee is standing looking back at the Land with the Love Interest and a final dialogue choice pops up

    A. "Lee Everett is dead from now on i'm just {ran out of clever non cliche line}"
    B. "As Long as we keep moving and stay together we'll be safe"
    X. "Who knows what tommorrow will bring lets live for today"
    Y. I've learned to never pay more then 20 dollars for an Game Series
  • edited June 2012
    I tried to kill him on my first playthrough, think about it.... who's more useful? The guy building a fence for protection, or the mongoloid pretending to drive a tractor that isnt even running? Leave it to the simpleton to find the ignition AND first gear, but clam up when it comes time to find reverse. I say we shoulda let the old guy in the pharmacy kill him, but we couldnt do that either.... I hope its not gonna be a series full of "let duck die?" teases. I would at least tell his whole family, "Look, your kid is annoying as balls. Go scratch." and send em packing. Thats just me tho. Didnt survive the zombie apocalypse this long to make friends out of liabilities
  • edited June 2012
    I tried to kill him on my first playthrough, think about it.... who's more useful? The guy building a fence for protection, or the mongoloid pretending to drive a tractor that isnt even running? Leave it to the simpleton to find the ignition AND first gear, but clam up when it comes time to find reverse. I say we shoulda let the old guy in the pharmacy kill him, but we couldnt do that either.... I hope its not gonna be a series full of "let duck die?" teases. I would at least tell his whole family, "Look, your kid is annoying as balls. Go scratch." and send em packing. Thats just me tho. Didnt survive the zombie apocalypse this long to make friends out of liabilities

    you know i've had an epiphany duck = carmine from gears of war 3

    all the teasing of his near death experience for him to live in the end ;)

    think carmine had 3 misses ? the park roundabout, the head shot from the stranded and the flaming chopper crash.

    so far duck is 2 down one to go in ep 1 lol the tractor and the zombie grabbing him / larry.
  • edited June 2012
    damn, I wanted dom to live. so that means duck lives for sure. DAMN YOU COSMIC CONSPIRACY!!!!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    The only way they'll kill off Duck is if new kids become permanent members of the group. after all the Queen had been alone for a couple of days and suddenly lee shows up then she secretly wishes she could meet someone near her age and we meet Duck. So it's up to the Queen to decide Ducks fate
  • edited June 2012
    damn, I wanted dom to live. so that means duck lives for sure. DAMN YOU COSMIC CONSPIRACY!!!!

    well for me once he put his cog tags around the statue i knew he was doomed, before that i thought baird while doing some tech stuff, or marcus being the selfless hero.

    but knew cole train couldn't die....

    and as for ducky loss of limb will not excuse him...
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    What if Duck lost an eye? i bet he'd be running around all "Yarr i'm a pirate! and Clementine can be a mermaid. and Larry can be the evil governor who wants to bring the pirates to justice blah blah blah blah blah"
  • edited June 2012
    kill em all... let Kirkman sort em out
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Kirkman save the Queen
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Kirkman save the Queen

    defo this 100%
  • edited June 2012
    I think everyone but clementine and the black dude is going to die. I mean really look at it.

    Duck = stupid and cant really contribute much. If there was a pet in the story line. it would contribute more then this ADHD kid can.

    Carly = i mean really with the fkn radio thing. do i need to say more. she aint to bright either.

    Larry = dead weight one second. punching me in the face the next. get fkd larry you degenerate. ill feed you to the zombies first chance i get. and your 2 stupid kids too.

    the Asian = i know hes gone, but he is Asian so he cant drive for crap. will get lost and meet back up with them?

    ducks old man = useful. but disposable no less then the rest. hes a redneck he probably don't even really like black people.

    really none of them are too bright. start of the game he manages to get a shotgun with 1 round. Gee did you ever think that a cop car might have more then 1 bullet in it. or atleast turn it around and u got a 3 foot beating stick.

    haha thats my 2 cents! sorry if some dont make sense. i dont feel like fixing it lol and no one else around here seems to care about grammar!

    its a good game though. i enjoyed it more then back to the future so far. and back to the future was pretty good in my opinion. sure stories will have holes in it. telltale is a video game company. not screen writers lol
  • edited June 2012
    Duck is the 10 year old son of Kenny and Katjaa. What he lacks in smarts he makes up for with enthusiasm. Loud and boisterous, he is the opposite of the quiet and thoughtful Clementine.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    that sounds like an official handbook description of duck
  • edited June 2012
    What?!? You kiddin' me? Oh, HELL no! Had I the option, Larry would be Lee's next murder victim! No hesitation.

    Absolutely! LOL

    Larry's clock is ticking in my game too... If given the opportunity, he's Dead Dinner...

    mwahahaha!
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    that sounds like an official handbook description of duck

    Sure is streight from facebook got fed up with everyone saying he's only eight :D
  • edited June 2012
    Kenny's got a boat and i think the aim would be to get there, however if Duck dies then Kenny would probably lose it and the boat would only be a dream...That wouldnt be good :eek:
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    So we'll keep Duck alive like a Carrot in front of Kenny the Horse
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    So we'll keep Duck alive like a Carrot in front of Kenny the Horse

    sounds abit cruel ;)
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Well Rick is cruel for the good of the group we are cruel for the good of the Queen
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Well Rick is cruel for the good of the group we are cruel for the good of the Queen


    tape2.jpg

    ;)
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
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  • edited June 2012
    duck seems to be quiet in the ep2 previews ;)
  • edited June 2012
    duck seems to be quiet in the ep2 previews ;)

    Maybe Clem told him tp shut up in a rather offensive way
  • edited June 2012
    Skitz wrote: »
    Maybe Clem told him tp shut up in a rather offensive way

    or that hero from the comics duck liked died and clem burned it for religious purposes as well as she hated it and need to make a fire...
  • edited June 2012
    or that hero from the comics duck liked died and clem burned it for religious purposes as well as she hated it and need to make a fire...

    Maybe he does talk a lot but telltale figured it would be bad to show that much talking on a trailer.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Or maybe Queen Clem took Duck aside and said "Look i'll give you a kiss on the cheek if you shut up for a month." and then she did.
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Or maybe Queen Clem took Duck aside and said "Look i'll give you a kiss on the cheek if you shut up for a month." and then she did.

    That is the reason it has to be.
  • edited June 2012
    The proper way to treat children in games

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswHaon0xEw
  • edited June 2012
    Or perhaps you get to smash his jaw with a brick
  • edited June 2012
    or did clem tell ttg not to release her game for another month because she wanted to see who was worth recruiting ?
  • edited June 2012
    Razor512 wrote: »
    The proper way to treat children in games

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswHaon0xEw

    Lovin it wish they could do that with clementine :D
  • edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    Lovin it wish they could do that with clementine :D

    your use of the :D is really out of context...

    in no way is that even amusing for me seeing that video is horrible....

    children are our future and thus must be treated with kindness or they'll pack up our ass and send it to an old peoples home...
  • edited June 2012
    your use of the :D is really out of context...

    in no way is that even amusing for me seeing that video is horrible....

    children are our future and thus must be treated with kindness or they'll pack up our ass and send it to an old peoples home...

    :D is not out of context that video is great and really funny. very amusing :D
  • edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    :D is not out of context that video is great and really funny. very amusing :D

    I wasn't reading the 'dialogue' but seeing a young child killed in that manner.

    I rest my case...
  • edited June 2012
    I wasn't reading the 'dialogue' but seeing a young child killed in that manner.

    I rest my case...

    You just need to imagine that it is Clementine then you would enjoy it a whole lot more. Trust me on this I know I'm right :D
  • edited June 2012
    :Folks around here call me Duck

    :Why is that?

    :Because I have an unending urge to kill!!!

    QsVGB.jpg
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Razor512 wrote: »
    :Folks around here call me Duck

    :Why is that?

    :Because I have an unending urge to kill!!!

    QsVGB.jpg

    That's funny
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