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StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You laugh at his insalince and he hits you with a FOOTBALL
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> take FOOTBALL.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You steal the FOOTBALL
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> find a HINT.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You see a guy with a hint sign he say talk to the HOTDOG GUY
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> talk to HOTDOG GUY, but scowl.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
"What's wrong, you freak?"
"The NACHOS GUY is stealing my sales for every game!"
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> kick FOOTBALL at NACHOS GUY.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You chuck it toward the guy and he gets smacked in the face.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> tell him to stop stealing the sales, then steal everything he has.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You head over threaten him and steal his stuff. A BUTT SCRACHER, a FOOTBALL, and SOME NACHOS have been added to your invintory
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> tell HOTDOG GUY.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You walk over and tell him of your victory. He says that he has no reward for you.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> take some HOT DOGS.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You steal the HOT DOGS and run. 2 quests down 1 to go.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> do quest 3
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You head to a BACK ALLEY of the CITY OF CATS and see some kids playing CARD GAMES
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
kids? human kids, cat kids, or goat kids?
anyway:
> tell one that the other's cheating.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
Kittens. You tell them that and they say they know and that they can only beat the kid if they find a card he doesn't have.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> look behind a rock.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
you walk to the rock and find nothing th rock says to ask the kids what the card is.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> ask, then steal a CLAW.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You walk over and ask what card do they need. They say they need a Beezlemon card. You them steal a CRAB from a nearby store.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> find the ODD ITEM, or, if you can't, write it in your QUEST LOG.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You still have the ODD ITEM
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
you didn't show it in the inventory earlier, anyway:
> use ODD ITEM on card shop owner, then tell him to give you the card.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You use it on him and ask him for it. He claims he sold it to someone else
Guy in a Box
February 2009
edited February 2009
>force him by gunpoint
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You lost your gun after throwing it at that SHIP
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> make him tell you who he sold it to.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
He said he gave it to a man with a mullet, baggy jeans, a t-shirt, and a 5 O'clock shadow.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> notice that the shopkeeper himself matches that description, then punch him.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
Holy crap he does! FALCON PUNCH! You take him out, and your fist
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> take card.
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You search the body for the card but can't find it. Does that mean that you've got the wrong guy? Oh wait you found it nevermind
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> give card back to the kids
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You give the kids the card and they give you a PAPER CROWN. AKA another costume.
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> look at quest log
StinkomanFan
February 2009
edited February 2009
You check out the Quest log and 3 more quests appear
4. Taking care of business
5. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
6. Money by any other name
Mouldcube
February 2009
edited February 2009
> go staight to quest 6
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"The NACHOS GUY is stealing my sales for every game!"
anyway:
> tell one that the other's cheating.
> use ODD ITEM on card shop owner, then tell him to give you the card.
4. Taking care of business
5. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
6. Money by any other name