An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You laugh at his insalince and he hits you with a FOOTBALL
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > take FOOTBALL.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You steal the FOOTBALL
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > find a HINT.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You see a guy with a hint sign he say talk to the HOTDOG GUY
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > talk to HOTDOG GUY, but scowl.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  "What's wrong, you freak?"
  "The NACHOS GUY is stealing my sales for every game!"
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > kick FOOTBALL at NACHOS GUY.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You chuck it toward the guy and he gets smacked in the face.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > tell him to stop stealing the sales, then steal everything he has.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You head over threaten him and steal his stuff. A BUTT SCRACHER, a FOOTBALL, and SOME NACHOS have been added to your invintory
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > tell HOTDOG GUY.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You walk over and tell him of your victory. He says that he has no reward for you.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > take some HOT DOGS.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You steal the HOT DOGS and run. 2 quests down 1 to go.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > do quest 3
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You head to a BACK ALLEY of the CITY OF CATS and see some kids playing CARD GAMES
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  kids? human kids, cat kids, or goat kids?
  anyway:
  > tell one that the other's cheating.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Kittens. You tell them that and they say they know and that they can only beat the kid if they find a card he doesn't have.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > look behind a rock.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  you walk to the rock and find nothing th rock says to ask the kids what the card is.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask, then steal a CLAW.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You walk over and ask what card do they need. They say they need a Beezlemon card. You them steal a CRAB from a nearby store.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > find the ODD ITEM, or, if you can't, write it in your QUEST LOG.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You still have the ODD ITEM
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  you didn't show it in the inventory earlier, anyway:
  > use ODD ITEM on card shop owner, then tell him to give you the card.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You use it on him and ask him for it. He claims he sold it to someone else
• Guy in a Box

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >force him by gunpoint
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You lost your gun after throwing it at that SHIP
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > make him tell you who he sold it to.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He said he gave it to a man with a mullet, baggy jeans, a t-shirt, and a 5 O'clock shadow.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > notice that the shopkeeper himself matches that description, then punch him.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Holy crap he does! FALCON PUNCH! You take him out, and your fist
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > take card.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You search the body for the card but can't find it. Does that mean that you've got the wrong guy? Oh wait you found it nevermind
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > give card back to the kids
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You give the kids the card and they give you a PAPER CROWN. AKA another costume.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > look at quest log
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You check out the Quest log and 3 more quests appear
  4. Taking care of business
  5. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
  6. Money by any other name
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > go staight to quest 6