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An unoriginal EVIL adventure

StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
edited April 2009 in Forum Games
You are Prof. Nook and are trying to rule the world. But your lowly assistant is on vacation. You're in your study. You have a incineratorinator 9001, and a wallet. You see a DESK with 5 BUCKS and a PICTURE on it, a STATUE of yourself, a ROCK, and your pet CAT.
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  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    >Throw ROCK at CAT.
    or
    >Take 5 BUCKS.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You throw the ROCK at your CAT but you miss. You should have payed better attention in rock-throwing school. You take the 5 BUCKS
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    >use incinrator on DESK
    or
    >use incinorator on CAT
    or
    >divide by zero.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You zap the DESK and the CAT and they both deflect out the WINDOW. That FLEA REPELANT is strong! You try to divide by zero but your head starts to hurt so you stop.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    > Look at PICTURE.
    or, if the picture is insignificant to the story,
    >Incinerate PICTURE.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You look at the picture of your brother, Tom Nook. You try to shoot it but you have fond memories and put the gun away.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2008
    >Throw the statue out the window.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You grab the statue and throw it out the window. it crushes 9 bystanders Congratulations you're now moderatly evil.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > send letter to tom nook and tell him you're going to steal everything from his store and sell it to random people you meet on the street for THOUSANDS, and then you will take his store and sell it for peanuts.

    oh wait, first:
    > get some paper and a pen.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You suddenly wish you could make things appear out of thin air. You then notice a DOOR next to the window.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You get bored and grab the PICTURE, CAT, and ROCK
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Build a rocket out of PICTURE and ROCK and use CAT to test it
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You make the rocket and decide to test it yourself. 4 hours later you wake up on some wierd place you still have the CAT and the PICTURE. You see a CLOCK, a DOOR, a BLUE ROCK, and a BLUE OYSTER CULT CD
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go through DOOR and take BLUE ROCK and BLUE OYSTER CULT CD
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    After taking the stuff and leaving you find yourself in some sort of lab. You see a CHICK strapped to a table, various CHEMICALS, and a PORTABLE TV.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Use CHEMICALS on CHICK and see what it turns into

    or

    > Use CHEMICALS on any pokémon that pass you by
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you use your abundant knowledge of liquids to turn the chick into some sorta GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN. Luckily she is chained in so she can't harm you.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Get married with GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN

    or

    > Watch Lost on the PORTABLE TV
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You don't have an ENGAGEMENT RING. You watch some TV and you see a commercial about KAY Jewelers.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Take PORTABLE TV and feed CAT to GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You grab said TV and feed it to the WOMAN but you love your CAT too much to feed him to a WOMAN. You then notice a door next to the WOMAN.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Unchain GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN, release her into the city, and go through DOOR

    Edit: Why isn't my EVIL meter increasing antywhere above moderate? Nook is doing all this evil stuff, but his EVIL meter isn't increasing!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You release the WOMAN and not suprisingly get eaten alive. GAME OVER. You then return to the last save point. You leave. You're now in a city with a KAY Jewelers and a game store next to you.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Save game

    > Buy Call of Duty from GAME STORE
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You enable AUTO-SAVE and go into the game store. You see a FREE COUPON, a GIFT CERTIFICATE, and 500 BUCKs. And EVIL METER guy returns and makes you 'Cartoon Villian' Rank.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Get FREE COUPON, GIFT CERTIFICATE, and 500 BUCKS

    > Purchase an XBOX 360 and use FREE COUPON

    >Walk out of store and into KAY JEWLERS store

    > List all ten villian ranks
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    1. Drug dealer
    2. moderately evil
    3.cartoon villian
    4. Wario
    5. AVGN
    6. Satanic rocker
    7. Hugh Bliss
    8. Mr. Burns
    9.Conan O'Brian
    10. So-damn Insane

    You do all the stuff and now have a full INV. Now what?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > create rank 11. SATAN!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    done and done. You're now infront of the GIANT MAN-EATING WOMAN and want her to be your wife. What does thougheth do?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Get an engagement ring and save game, unless you get eaten, otherwise you would get caught in an endless glitch
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > pour acid on the nearest insect.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    A roach walks over and you pour acid over it but it won't die! You save but i don't think a GIANT man-eating woman and you would work out.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You still have a bunch of CHEMICALS.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    use chemicals with acid to make the acid stronger, the pour it on the roach.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    The acid came from the kit so it's basicly pointless.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    basically pointless, but not completely pointless.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You mix the chemicals and pour it over the roach. Congrats! You discovered the cure to Roaches!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > use a cheat code to go up a rank, it's probably such an evil thing to do, that you go up 2.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You try to look up a cheat code but you can't find one so you flag child-friendly youtube videos to let out the rage. You are now as evil as Wario.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > get bored of this area and go to look for a new one, oh, and set fire to a puppy.
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