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An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to Mars and find out the candy of the same name is actually made here. You threaten to blow them up but they think you're bluffing.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Show them the bomb
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You show them the bomb and they say it's a dud.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Say they have been warned and time the bomb for five minutes before detonation
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You save and tell them just that and they still say it's a dud.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Screw Mars and blow it up
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You set off the bomb and it turns out to be a dud.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Throw another temper tantrum
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You kick the dud angrily and leave with your WIFE and KIDS.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Build a reusable atomic bomb and test it on Mars
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so but you don't have the money.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Tell Earth to build said bomb
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You command Earth to build the bomb but it says to **** off and get a job.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Retry from SAVE POINT

    > Look at Mars pitifully and worry them, then go back to Earth to modify the atomic bomb and make it reusable
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so but instead of modifying it on earth you do it on Mars. You then asplode the planet barely escaping with your wife and kids.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Curse at Earth about that happening to them if they don't obey your every command
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so but unfortunatly it's an empty threat. You need cash before people figure out you don't have another bomb and harm you and your family.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Nook modified the bomb and made it reusable, remember?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Do'h! You just remembered you left it on Mars.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Fly to Mars (Nook has flying powers, remember?)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You fly to Mars and take the bomb home
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > NOW curse at Earth about them all a sploding if they don't obey your every command
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and know you own the world. 4 months later you get bored of ruling the world.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Raid the rest of the universe starting with Uranus, er, search for any other intelligent life to rule
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to Uranus along with your now rich and glorious family of 72 people. This includes your extended family BTW.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Any intelligent life?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    There's a rock with googly eyes on it but that's it.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Continue the search the rest of the planets, then expand your search to the universe if there is no life on any of the planets.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Well let's just say you're off to the other galaxies.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Woo hoo! Sweet!

    Soooo... what's Nook's current evil rank?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    So-darn Insane but you have a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ways to go to get the Satan rank.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    1. Drug dealer
    2. moderately evil
    3.cartoon villian
    4. Wario
    5. AVGN
    6. Satanic rocker
    7. Hugh Bliss
    8. Mr. Burns
    9.Conan O'Brian
    10. So-darn Insane
    #.SATAN!!!

    I should post this on every page.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You're on your way toward the Odromina galaxy when your son spills his drink on the control panel. what do you do?
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > remember to ask yourself "what would Jesus do?".
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You ask yourself that only to remember that you're an athiest.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Repent
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You pray and pray and you're now a Christian.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    I think I want to start again. Start as a moderately gullible mad scientist named Gerald Spencer.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    No..... sorry anyway you're still about to die!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    No..... sorry anyway you're still about to die!

    Alright. When the game is completed. THEN restart as said mad scientist.

    > Go back to Earth and rule the world fairly
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