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An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Throw ROCKS at THUG to knock him out, them boil him in the POT
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so. Mmmm.... SOUP. You save some for the woman back at the lab. You're now as evil as a satanic rocker.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Go retreive some herbs and spices, then get an engagement ring at a jewlcrafter/ring store
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You find some next the POT. You already have an ENGAGEMENT RING.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Fly back to your lab and marry the woman, or at least ask if you can marry her
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You save, fly, and ask. She says you're to small. You throw the shrinking ption on her and now she's a NORMAL-SIZED MAN-EATING WOMAN you ask her and she says yes!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Yay!

    > Dominate Tokyo with her once you are married, and take your puppy

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    What kind of dog is it? Is it a porkie (yorkie and pug mix) like this one?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Yes i do. You unchain her and go to the CHAPEL to get married.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Raid Tokyo
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You tie the knot and go to Tokyo where your WIFE starts eating everyone she sees. Well except for you. What do you do?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Use any bulldozers in sight to demolish and bring down buildings!!! Now threaten to the city that you will destroy them all if they don't obey your every command
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and now you own Japan! :D
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Tell them to invest all their money in building a giant supra robot and threaten it against America, and finally use Japan and America to take over all the other countries
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and the robot turns out to be the size of your leg. You're now the laughing stock of Japan.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Oookaaay...

    > Start selling duplicates of the robot and make a fortune, then use the money to RULE THE WORLD!!!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and the ****ing IRS takes your money. -_-
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Kill the IRS!!!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You kill them and a new IRS forms. You're now as evil as Hugh Bliss.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Do what it takes to dominate the IRS and take back what's yours!

    > SAVE GAME
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You sue the IRS and lose. You lose your temper and kill a jurer. You and your WIFE are now in JAIL for murder.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Build a rocket launcher/bazooka out of anything in the room and use it to blow a hole in a wall and escape
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    The only thing in there is a PLATE, another INMATE, and your WIFE.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Use INMATE's head to barge out, and arm yourself with PLATE
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You try to grab the INMATE but he picks you up and throws you against the wall. You grab said plate.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Kill INMATE with PLATE and use his head to barge down the door
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You sharpen the edges of the plate slice the inmate a new one. Then try to grab his body but he's too heavy.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Start banging your head on the door until you break out

    or

    > Use your wife to help you pick him up and use his head to smash the door open

    or maybe

    > Use the plate

    and there's always

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    > BE A FIRIN' YOUR LAZER!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You as your wife to help you. She says "You got us into this mess and you're gonna get us out or else!" You try to use the plate but it shatters under pressure. You try to FIRE YOUR LAZA!!! but they confinscated it before they locked you up. You smack your head on the steel door and are KO'd. You're now in a dream Your wife is there as well as your dog, cat, and movie collection.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Watch Quantinum of Solace together
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You don't have it sadly..... But you do have the Karate Kid. You watch it with your WIFE somehow you learn something. You then wake up in the jail and the INMATE is gone.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Use what you've learned to break out of jail
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You kick down the door and along with your WIFE run like Hell straight to your house.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Build a robot
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You don't have a BLENDER! You can't build a ROBOT without a BLENDER. It would be like trying to build a HOLOGRAPH without a FAN.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Fine.

    > Buy a blender at the nearest outlet store, then build a robot!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to the store and find out it's been robbed. You're having one of those days.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Have a temper tantrum and go on a rampage
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and end up in a police line up. You go up a level of evil.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    1. Drug dealer
    2. moderately evil
    3.cartoon villian
    4. Wario
    5. AVGN
    6. Satanic rocker
    7. Hugh Bliss
    8. Mr. Burns
    9.Conan O'Brian
    10. So-darn Insane
    #.SATAN!!!

    Just a reminder.

    > Go around the world in search of a blender
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > research what it would take to get a satelitte to fall out of its orbit, cause that would be a pretty evil thing to do.
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