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An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go home and do so
    YOU WIN!!!
    GAME OVER.
    Best winning screen ever. You're now another mad scientist
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Start as a moderately gullible mad scientist named Gerald Spencer.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    What you said You are in a room with your ASSISTANT, a NINTENDO DS on the TABLE, and a DOOR
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > replace your assistant's brain with the NINTENDO DS.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You preform said operation and now you're ASSISTANT's like some sort of Stephen Hawking. You now have ASSISTANT'S BRAIN.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > capture a pigeon, remove its brain, and replace it with that of your assistant.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You don't appear to be in a room with a WINDOW
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > Go outside, capture a pigeon, suck out it's brain and replace it with your assistant's.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Outside you find a flock of pigeons. You grab one and do so. You now have a SMART PIGEON and PiGEON'S BRAIN
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Eat it!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You try to bite it and you miss. You have bad hand eye cowardanation
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    > set it all on fire. then use the remains to build a macine that bends time and space and looks like a cellphone.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you dont have any fire causing device
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > assess what it would take to make a HOMING PIGEON BOMB out of the smart pigeon.
    > also, study the pigeon's brain to see if you can find what makes them so annoying.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You search the brain and find an annoying cell. You stab it with the stylus from the DS
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > Find another annoying cell and mail it to Barack Obama so that when he gives his inauguration speach he can annoy America (in an EVIL way).
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > steal a computer from a random store

    > buy a bazooka from ebay

    > shoot the president and all of his assistants

    > shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    > steal a computer from a random store

    > buy a bazooka from ebay

    > shoot the president and all of his assistants

    > shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris
    Go away.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Shoot Chuck Norris
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You have no gun.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    You stole one from a random store! remember?!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    No you didn't
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Steal a gun from a random store, THEN shoot Chuck Norris
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to the random store but they have no gun.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > go to guns r us and steal a gun
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    There's no guns r us anywhere after the lawsuit.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > go to computers r us and steal a computer
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    also none after the lawsuit
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > make a time machine and steal a gun off your future self, who probably has a gun.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you head home and build the machine but you need a test subject first.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > pick up a random dog and put it in
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the...it goes on and on like that...paradoxes are fun.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > tell mouldcube to look at the post above him
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > I don't understand what antirikurox means, let's just wait for StinkomanFan to post.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    > pick up a random dog and put it in

    There is no dog
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > kick a stranger somewhere in the shin, then drag him into the time machine to use him as a test subject.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You kick your brain-dead assistant in the shin and drag him to the machine
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > test machine
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    you throw him in and press random buttons the next thing you know everything turns green.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > set giant monster to play on greenscreen then pretend to run away so it looks like special effects.
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