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  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You start trying to but a power outage foils your sattelite plan. You start packing your bags and your wife comes in she asks if she can come with. Yes or No?
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > say yes, but remind her that she has to remember to be useful, or you'll drop her like a Trig class.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You say yes and she starts packing. You now have a choice You can only bring one more item. Which shall come a STATUE, a DS, or your STUFFED ELEPHANT THAT YOU HAD SINCE YOU WERE 3?
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > look at statue. Assess its value.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You look at the statue. It's made of pure plastic. It's worth 2 bucks.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > comment about how this is hardly even a choice then. Choose to take the DS. Also, see if you have Advance Wars: Dual Strike
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You take your DS and you're ready to go. Your WIFE however isn't.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > Plan, set-up, advertise, and perform a 20 minute firework show, while you're waiting.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and end up having all of them flying into the Hindenburg......Yay!
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > see if your WIFE is ready yet.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Your WIFE is almost done all she has to do is to choose which DRESS she'll take. She asks you to choose. GREEN or RED?
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > tell her to take the red one, because red is the color of blood. But first, reassure her that she looks fantastic at all times no matter what she wears.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You tell her she looks good in both but that you prefer the RED one. She takes it and you both head to the airport.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > buy two regular tickets and then complain about some silly arbitrary thing and demand to be upgraded to first class, or at least second class.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You buy them and complain but the 1st and 2nd classes are full. You have 2 hours until your plane arrives.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > waste an hour playing Advance Wars, shouting loudly every time you do damage to an enemy.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Turn the DS's volume to max so it could annoy all the passengers on the plane
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    > Also, flail around violently whenever an enemy does damage to you.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    1 hour later and you still haven't hurt an enemy. God you suck. You save and bother everyone they throw you out. LOAD GAME.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Do the same, and blame it on the guy in the front seat
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do it and you get off scot-free
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Go buy a blender at the nearest outlet store
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You can't your still on a plane.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > When you get off?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You get off of the plane and head over to a grocery store. You buy the BLENDER and go home.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Make a giant diabolical robot!

    > SAVE GAME
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You spend 3 years building your ROBOT and your WIFE gets angry and says you love the ROBOT more than her. What do you do?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Turn the robot into this advanced robotic suit, test it, and give it to your wife
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You spend 2 days changing it and testing it. Once your finished your WIFE is furious that you gave her the thing she hated. She eats you whole. GAME OVER. Remember she's a NORMAL-SIZED MAN-EATING WOMAN.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    You spend 3 years building your ROBOT and your WIFE gets angry and says you love the ROBOT more than her. What do you do?

    > Stop building the robot and sell it for a billion dollars
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You do so and give your WIFE the money. All is calm again.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > Have some kids to occupy your wife, and go around the world in search of a source for a super atomic bomb
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    2 months later you regret wanting kids as your WIFE is now pregnant and you can't leave the house unless it's for shopping.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Well treat your wife as a man would treat a pregnant woman, and when the kids are born, go find a source for a super atomic bomb
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    7 months later 3 kids are born. You're free!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > SAVE GAME

    > So, go find a source for a supra atomic bomb, help your wife whenever she needs it, and when you are finished building an atomic bomb, threaten the world that you will detonate it, unless they obey your every command
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to the hardware store and buy a nuclear core. 2 hours later you have built said bomb and are threatening to asplode the world. You're now as evil as Conan O'Brian.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    1. Drug dealer
    2. moderately evil
    3.cartoon villian
    4. Wario
    5. AVGN
    6. Satanic rocker
    7. Hugh Bliss
    8. Mr. Burns
    9.Conan O'Brian
    10. So-darn Insane
    #.SATAN!!!

    Reminder again.

    > SAVE GAME

    > Attempt to dominate the rest of the universe starting with Pluto

    Edit: Hey, this is my 90th post! Yay! I think Nook already leveled up to Conan, by the way.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    You go to Pluto as a family vacation and threaten to blow it up. You then remember that Earth and Mars are the only planets with living creatures. You destroy Pluto.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    > Raid Mars, Conan O'Brian!
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