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Kill The Member Above You

Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
edited April 2011 in Forum Games
Ok ok ok ok....ok.

The rules are simple.

1: Kill the Member above you
Two: After you die have a come up with a crackpot reason of how you came back. Or not. Whatever.
That number between 2 and 4: Follow the rules of da fourms

Edit: Just cuz, I added a Example.

MonkeyDude375: I whack you with Rifle and shoot your arm, then step on your face, and eat you.
MaxFerPrez: I break through your stomach and watch you die. I had a extra life SUCKER!
Somebody: Wakes up after LaryJake hit me with a pick axe, and throw it at your back.

Kill me.NOW!
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Comments

  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited December 2008
    *throws you into a unescapable pit*
  • Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
    edited December 2008
    *Teleports behind him and stabs you with a knife and puts my hand over your mouth so you won't scream.*

    I WIN!
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2008
    *Bites your hand and uses super awesome ninja skills to take the knife*
    You will spontaneously combust. NOW!
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    *kicks you lightly in the shin. Seconds later, you die of a heart attack for unrelated reasons, which makes me look like I have Godlike death-kick powers*
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    *Simply touches one of your pressure points, causing you to instantly explode in an extremely gory mess*
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    *jumps out of the exploded body and cuts a hole in your stomach causing organs and blood to spill out*
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    I call upon the power of Underpantyworld!
    *Creates a black hole that engulfs everyone except me for some reason*

    $5 to anyone who gets the reference.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    *zaps you into the TGS world, where you die in some horrific and hilarious manner*
    BWAHAHAHA!!! It's too vauge to counter!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: »
    I call upon the power of Underpantyworld!
    *Creates a black hole that engulfs everyone except me for some reason*

    $5 to anyone who gets the reference.

    Captain Underpants. Cough up!
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    I'm in the TGS world, so I come back to life. Then I shotgun Compy!
  • HOLY CRAP!HOLY CRAP!
    edited December 2008
    HEY 16_BIT_MARIO1!! *glues a bomb to his head*
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: »
    I'm in the TGS world, so I come back to life. Then I shotgun Compy!

    It just goes through the big hole already there...

    Your $5 debt grows into $100,000, thanks to intrest, and crushes you to death.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    But! I had my spare portable mattress in my shirt! I then throw my huge stacks of cash onto you!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    I shoot you in the face 59 times, punch you in the balls, steal your wallet and your skull.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    I shoot you in the face 59 times, punch you in the balls, steal your wallet and your skull.

    I am greedy enough to absorb the cash, then I rat you out to Hugh Bliss, who plays an ultrasonic censor, melting your face off.
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited December 2008
    Screw my death, I've got money!

    I kill you. There, that wasn't hard, was it?
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    *I strangle all of you to death with my spilled organs.*
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    *I break through the organs and shoot you in the head*
    "HEAD SHOT"
  • Strong MaxStrong Max
    edited December 2008
    Make you swallow the sharp rasor blade of patiance. Then tip you over and empty all the blood from your throught, then make you drink it.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    *I somehow break through my own head and slit your jugular vein using only my left hand, and I'm right-handed!*
  • ZootchZootch
    edited December 2008
    Throws you into the Aperture Science Enrichment center incinerator where you burn for over 9000 years
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    *I Finally wake up from a dead slumber as a zombie!!!And then I wake my other zombie friends who kill you all!!!*
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    I remain alive, for some reason...

    I activate a nuclear device in this thread, watching form a safe distance, as you alll asplode.:D
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    Everyone remains alive, since you can't blow up a forum. I kill every forum member here, including zombies.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Sideswipes you, then counters with a really, really, REALLY big gun. >: )
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    I grab you by the legs and beat you with them.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    I do all this voodoo crap that turns all of you into zombies under my control, but all those who are already zombies turn into pudding.

    Now, I sic you on Tom Cruise!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    I want zombies under my control so i hit you with my car, steal the controls, sick the zombies on you, and make them dance.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But you're already a zombie! Dance, manga boy! Dance!! Muahahaha!!!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Was not. *Insert fight that sounds like it's between 2 three year-olds*
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    Was not. *Insert fight that sounds like it's between 2 three year-olds*

    I mess up your car track and you start to cry.
  • Strong MaxStrong Max
    edited December 2008
    I always carrie a spare 1-up mushroom.

    I then kick your butt in the face with an A-K
  • ZootchZootch
    edited December 2008
    I call an asylum orderly to kick you out after getting knocked to the floor by said AK
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited December 2008
    I don't know how you guys are doing this, since I killed every member on the forum.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But I return in the form of a cereal box and drown you in marshmallow fluff!!!
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    hi i am Coconut, hu-ha-hu, Mr.Coconut
    throws snicklin into a bottomless inescapable pit that turns off all of your powers.

    BEAT THAT! (BURN!)

    I will give $50 to anyone who guesses the 2 television show references!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Throws antirikurox into the local neighborhood incinerator.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    teleports out and throws metalkombat in. *laughs maniacally!* MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Oh, crap, I forgot to press the "On" button, didn't I? Well, it seems as if you, too, forgot, so all I have to do is walk out.

    Hunts down antirikurox, waits until midnight, and then silently assassinates him. Why, you might ask? Well, to coin a phrase, "Beacuse, it's midnite!"
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    metalkombat wrote: »
    "Beacuse, it's midnite!"

    I scream said quote into your ear and you die either from the noise or from my breath.
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