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  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    uses a life shroom from mario games.
    waits until midnight, sings this" something is lurking in the dark! thriller! thriller! thriller!"a zombie from Michael Jackson's Thriller eats MetalKombat's brain and then i throw him in the machine and turn it on.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    I scream said quote into your ear and you die either from the noise or from my breath.

    More like you scared the crap out of me. Jeez, you can't sneak up on a guy like that, especially when he's assassinating someone!
  • ZootchZootch
    edited December 2008
    I Sage you to page ten where you get 404'd forevar!
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    With my infinite wisdom I establish that the fate of your soul is comically linked to the fate of a nearby tree. Then, I cut that tree down with a giant pair of scissors.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    since i'm apparently dead zombie pudding...I GET EATEN BY M. Night shyamalan who puts a crazy plot twist in this story causing everybody to be afraid of trees!!!(and causing trees to make people kill themselves)
    After that he upchucks me i turn back into a human, and now i controll the evil trees!!!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But my suicide fails and it backfires on you!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    I quickly dodge your suicidal attack and send tree death pollen up your nose to paralyze you
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But that backfires, too!!!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    then the trees get annoyed and just paralyze everyone including me
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Oh, man! Look what you made me do!!

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    I'M A CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    too bad you missed me......and tay zonday
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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    I warp you back to your anime where you belong!!!
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    I force you to eat some type of death-pickle. Then I hop up and down on top of you.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But I'm a cereal box!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    I jump out of the anime and eat the cereal causing you to die!!!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot bee, Buzz comes and rezurrects me!

    Then he drowns you in honey.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    Sorry, i'm immune to honey....
    Now i kill you with my Super Sharp DarkBlade
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But I eat it. You have yet to witness my tin foil box! I now suffocate you in a box full of tin foil, the size of Mars!
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    eats snicklin.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Has a party inside Antirikurox's body.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    goes to the party, (i don't know how i did that!) eats snicklin again.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Recovers from being scared s***less, and slices off each of antirikurox's limbs individually, then waits for him to bleed to death.

    "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    2 words: BOOM HEADSHOT!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Luckily for me, that was a game of Halo 3.

    Gets of his Xbox (that he doesn't really have... dangit) and hunts down StinkomanFan to get vengeance for ruining his killing streak. Finds him, pulls out a REAL sniper rifle, and-

    Well, he said it better than I can.
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    2 words: BOOM HEADSHOT!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    I break out of the tin foil box and strangle you with my bare hands
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    But I'm wearing a spiky collar on my neck, causing you to bleed to death.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Snicklin wrote: »
    But I'm wearing a spiky collar on my neck, causing you to bleed to death.

    I thought I was the one being strangled... ah well, free pass!

    I rip off your spiky collar and slash you to death with it. Yes, death by your own fashion statement. Lovely.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    no, he was talking about me! i went inside my stomach and ate him.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    I gut you like cornish game hen
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    um, i am not in it right now, i was telling them! sorry! not dead! (this is also just commenting, if you say you kill me, you don't!)
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    I quickly get a bandaid and save myself...Then drown Antirikurox in the left over blood!!!
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    DID YOU HEAR ME? I AM NOT IN IT! YOU CAN NOT KILL ME BECAUSE I AM JUST COMMENTING! I AM NOT KILLING ANYONE!

    anyone: duh! you are not killing me!

    OH SHUT IT ANYONE! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU!

    anyone: oh.

    YOU CAN NOT KILL ME BECAUSE I AM JUST COMMENTING! I AM ALREADY DEAD!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    fine.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    eats stinkomanfan
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    Points out that antirikurox just killed someone (making him eligible to kill).

    Shoves a spear through antitirikurox's chest.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    comes back to life and eats a bulldozer
  • antiriku316antiriku316
    edited December 2008
    a bulldozer? eats fifty bulldozers in one bite
  • antiriku316antiriku316
    edited December 2008
    no problem!
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited December 2008
    I show up and use my telekinetic abilities to saw open Metalkombat's skull (with a saw, even though technically I could do it without a saw, because that's just my style) and I remove his brain. I then attach it to my brain via a couple of unsanitary, loose wires. This successfully causes me to become 102% smarter.

    I then stare blankly out the window, pondering the meaning of string... and life, but mostly string. I am now vulnerable to attack, though I do not know this because MetalKombat's brain has made me become profoundly preoccupied with thinking.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    I return in the form of an oreo with a pistol and kill your face!!!
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