steps in front of a bulldozer, i die. comes back to life in the form of chuck norris, round-house kicks snicklin in the face. he dies from being kicked by the coolest.
aw, crud! do i have to kill myself?! the member above me is me!
me: kills myself.
me: comes back to life. eats me.
me: comes back to life, bites me. ETC.
While you're trying to figure out how to report stinkomanfan, I pull back your hair and slit your throat with the rustiest, mast jagged dagger I could find.
Hey, no fair! You killed yourself. You're supposed to let someone else do that.
I take the taste-tested candy bar and perform a regeneration ritual to bring you back to life in the form of a chocolate man. I then perform said ritual again, but backwards, making it perform the funtion of a DEgeneration ritual. Mwahahaha!
I leave such a good prank-call on antirikurox's answering machine that it explodes (like a nuclear explosion, not a lame regular explosion) and kills him.
i tell ugly bird that i do not have an answering machine because i do not have a phone so he explodes because it makes it go back in time before he said my answering machine exploded...
I come back as a ghost and torment you by relentlessly making fun of you for not having a phone. You eventually feel so ashamed that you die. I then go on to the afterlife because I have completed my unfinished business.
All the Flood forms merge together to create... Gigamind! We crush any and all living, breathing things.
GAME OVER.
Fortunately, I was holding my breath at the time this crushing took place, so I didn't qualify as both a living AND a breathing thing. After all the chaos and devastation passes, I tell you about my idea for a crossover of the old shows "Night Court" and "Melrose Place". You die from all the various emotions that insue regarding said idea.
I temporarily transform into an ATTRACTIVE (but deadly) bird, just to throw you into confusion. I then kill you by regurgitating a poisonous worm straight into your throat.
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me: kills myself.
me: comes back to life. eats me.
me: comes back to life, bites me. ETC.
Was that supposed to kill him?
While you're trying to figure out how to report stinkomanfan, I pull back your hair and slit your throat with the rustiest, mast jagged dagger I could find.
I transfer my powder with my essence in to a taste tested Sblounched! bar
I take the taste-tested candy bar and perform a regeneration ritual to bring you back to life in the form of a chocolate man. I then perform said ritual again, but backwards, making it perform the funtion of a DEgeneration ritual. Mwahahaha!
This was the post below me. I assume it meant that he killed my with his jaws, since that's how this game works. You kill the member above you.
You. Axe. Head. Decapitated. Dead.
Fortunately, I was holding my breath at the time this crushing took place, so I didn't qualify as both a living AND a breathing thing. After all the chaos and devastation passes, I tell you about my idea for a crossover of the old shows "Night Court" and "Melrose Place". You die from all the various emotions that insue regarding said idea.
Being newly living once more, I kill 2 birds with one stone. Unfortunately, one of them was Ugly Bird. Sorry about that. I didn't see you there.
why did you post that on here?! (the confusion of him never posting it anywhere makes his head explode!)
Dude... you do know that the devil is EVIL, right?
The fact that you DO love the devil, but also didn't know that he was evil, makes your head asplode twice!